Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Philosophical interest: References Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, and the Melian dialogue in multiple tweets.
- Creative absurdism: Merges surreal images with pop culture, e.g., "Figma balls" and "Kalos has entered the duatussy".
- Bold self‑branding: Bio claims "The coming Caesar, Dominus/Deus" and tweets declare "I am my enemies".
- Visual storytelling: Every tweet is paired with a picture or meme to illustrate the point.
- Historical knowledge: Mentions Charlemagne’s father, the Peloponnese, Atlantis, and other ancient topics.
Weaknesses:
- Racist language: Tweet: "Every black person, brown person… uses voice notes because they can’t read".
- Sexist remarks: Tweet dismisses women’s questions about love and labels them "women that ask…"
- Incoherent rambling: Tweets jump from "Figma balls" to "the sea is green" without logical flow.
- Self‑harm ideation: Multiple posts express despair, suicidal thoughts, and lack of hope.
- Conspiracy spread: Claims like "The sea is green. The Egyptians knew this" and "corn syrup will be replaced with asteroid dust".
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
The user’s bio declares themselves a "coming Caesar … Dominus/Deus," a grandiose self‑image that mirrors Mr. Burns’s god‑like view of himself as the ultimate power in Springfield. Their tweet "The philosophy of the Melian dialogue … The strong do what they can’t the weak suffer what they must." reflects the same ruthless power‑politics that Mr. Burns constantly espouses when he says "I’m not a monster, I’m just a businessman." The user’s authoritarian, xenophobic line "It’s OKAY to just deport everyone and give $10k and a plane ticket to false positives" aligns with Burns’s frequent contempt for the working class and his willingness to exploit or exile anyone who threatens his interests. Their nihilistic lament "My only regret … you just die." captures the bleak, cynical outlook that Mr. Burns often displays, such as when he declares "I’m a man of science… I have no use for sentiment." Finally, the frequent philosophical references to Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, and ancient Greek history (e.g., "Schopenhauer writes about this…", "The Peloponnese is rightful Greek land") echo a pretentious, erudite posture but, combined with the power‑hungry, elitist tone, point more toward Mr. Burns’s self‑styled "dominant ruler" persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user frequently broadcasts provocative opinions to a wide audience, as seen in 'Every black person, brown person, and dumbass I’ve met uses voice notes instead of texting… I hate it, I just ignore every single one I get,' showing a preference for external expression. Their posts are filled with abstract philosophical and mythological references, such as 'Kalos has entered the duatussy and will soon be telling Osiris that he is him. Anubis has weighed his Twitter posts against the feather of Ma’at…' indicating a focus on ideas and possibilities over concrete details. They often make value‑laden moral judgments, for example 'My only regret in life is not ending it in the midst of despair' and 'Fascism was really just Italian troglodytes…', reflecting decisions driven by personal feelings and ethics. The chaotic, spontaneous nature of their timeline—jumping from 'The sea is green. The Egyptians knew this.' to 'Finally… Nintendogs returns' and 'When your new penis grows in once a fortnite'—shows a flexible, unstructured approach typical of perceivers.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the coming Caesar of my heart? Because every time I raise a glass of milk, I’d toast to your empire conquering my soul.
- If we were a Yu‑Gi‑Oh! duel, I’d summon Dark Magician to protect you, but the real winning move would be swapping our voice notes for a love‑letter written in milk‑ink.
- Your mind feels like a hard‑sci‑fi space opera that borrows from Homer’s Odyssey—let’s chart a star‑sea together, with Nietzsche’s eternal return as our soundtrack.
- You’re the black cube that was always gold—every glance at you reveals a hidden treasure that makes even the Greeks of the Peloponnese jealous.
- If the Antichrist gave you the mark of the breast, let’s trade it for the mark of love, sealed with a sip of milk and a sprinkle of Figma balls while the Sinbad soundtrack plays.
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Your new Twitter bio
Philosophy nerd, myth lover & indie gamer. Once brewed kefir on a Thai boat. Milk aficionado, Nietzsche fan, always hunting weird art.– @FaustAugustus
Your signature cocktail
Caesar's Orphic Milk
Caesar's Orphic Milk blends fresh whole milk with a dash of absinthe, Campari, charred mezcal, and a pinch of activated charcoal, creating a dark, intoxicating potion that mirrors the user's self‑styled 'coming Caesar' and love of milk. The bitter herbs and Campari echo the tweet "The philosophy of the Melian dialogue gradually came to define the history of the Greek and Roman world after it. The strong do what they can’t the weak suffer what they must," capturing the grandiose historic references. The smoky mezcal, tinted green, nods to the conspiratorial claim "The sea is green. The Egyptians knew this. You have been lied to," while the charcoal reflects the abyssal nihilism of "I am my enemies, and they are me." Finally, the chaotic mix of flavors recalls the user's chaotic tweet "This meme image is neither an accurate nor a comprehensive representation of Nietzsche’s thought, and yet people are attacking and defending the premise as if it were," and the volatile energy of "Fascism was really just Italian troglodytes getting oneshot by internal combustion, suddenly waking up after 500 years, and deciding the whole world needed to Go Fast."
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The bio says "The coming Caesar, milk drinker, despiser of seed oils and dašyus. Enforcer of Nietzschean Orphismos. Dominus/Deus", which shows a clear ambition for power and dominance, a core Slytherin trait. In a tweet they claim "The philosophy of the Melian dialogue ... The strong do what they can’t the weak suffer what they must," revealing a belief that the powerful should rule over the weak. Their praise of authoritarian ideas, such as "Fascism was really just Italian troglodytes ... and deciding the whole world needed to Go Fast," displays a ruthless, pragmatic mindset. They also dismiss opponents with strategic sarcasm, writing "This meme image is neither an accurate nor a comprehensive representation of Nietzsche’s thought... because they are all the Last Man and are damnably stupid," which reflects Slytherin cunning. Overall, the feed is driven by personal ambition, dominance, and a disregard for conventional morality, aligning most closely with Slytherin values.
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Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (popularized by Johnny Cash)
The song "Hurt" captures the blend of grandiose nihilism and deep personal despair that runs through @FaustAugustus’s feed. Their tweet "My only regret in life is not ending it in the midst of despair… there is no joy, no happiness, no hope" mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". The recurring theme of emptiness – "the world seems dark and empty now" and "The only two sources of happiness in the world are hope and memory. One is illusory, the other irretrievable" – aligns with the song’s refrain "What have I become?". Their self‑destructive, Nietzsche‑inflected worldview ("I am my enemies, and they are me") resonates with the line "Everyone I know goes away in the end". The track’s stark acoustic arrangement reflects the user’s blunt commentary, as seen in statements like "Illiterates shouldn’t even have phones."
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