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Lisa Simpson, the teenage daughter in The Simpsons, often feels anxious and out of place, similar to the user's constant worry like 'The fact that S got into the lift as if he didn’t see me there… like gtfo man'. She also experiences stage fright, just as the user says 'They invited me as a performer for the annual dinner. I have stage fright and secretly believes everyone was just being nice abt my voice.' The user laments missing a normal teen experience, 'Im doing teen shit cause i never had the teen life i wanted', which mirrors Lisa's feeling of being a child among adults. The strained relationship with her father is echoed in 'Today my dad saw me without hijab and started guilt tripping me' and 'I failed as a daughter.' Finally, the user's mention of self‑harm and depression, 'I post cuts, pro recovery' and 'I should've just died in that accident', aligns with Lisa's occasional bouts of sadness and self‑doubt.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted traits, focusing on inner feelings and personal reflections such as "I’m not as anxious as I was when S got near me… my mind just went autopilot" and "I failed as a daughter," indicating an inward focus. Their communication emphasizes concrete, sensory details like "Ran out of vape and everything good to smoke. Im gonna go crazy" and "Henna for $12," which aligns with Sensing. Emotional language dominates, e.g., "I hate him. I hate them. I hate people like this" and "Idk what my dad expects me after he asked why I want him to end up in hell," reflecting a Feeling preference. Finally, the user’s spontaneous, flexible style—expressed in statements like "I need rave friendsssss" and "Helped with setting up this christmas tree for the first time at my dealer’s hse lmao"—suggests a Perceiving orientation.

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Creative soul & stage-shy performer 🎤 | Art & rave lover 🎨✨ | Once turned a wedding tray into a ring delivery 😂 | Navigating life with humor & honesty.– @fauxnej

Your signature cocktail
Midnight Anxiety Mule captures @fauxnej’s chaotic energy by blending the sharp bite of ginger beer with the dark sweetness of blackberry puree, echoing her tweet "I shouldve just died in that accident" and the lingering gloom of "I failed as a daughter." A splash of fresh lime adds a sour edge that mirrors her financial and family stress, as she laments "My dad kept talking abt how broke I am…". The addition of a CBD‑infused simple syrup nods to her 420 references like "Ran out of vape and everything good to smoke. Im gonna go crazy," offering a calming counterpoint to her anxiety. Vodka provides a clean, neutral base, representing the brief moments of clarity she finds when she says "I’m actually not as anxious as I was when S got near me." Finally, the cocktail is served over ice with a sprig of rosemary, a subtle reminder of her yearning for a rave escape, as she writes "I need rave friendsssss."

Your Hogwarts House
Fauxnej’s tweets reveal a strong focus on personal gain and self‑advancement, hallmarks of Slytherin. She repeatedly pushes for money from her father, saying "Asked for my money from dad but he’s hesitant to give cause it’s draining my savings, but my lawyer is a friend and she’s just doing her job???", showing resourceful and cunning behavior. Her ambition to be seen and succeed is evident when she writes "They invited me as a performer for the annual dinner… should I still do it?" and "Ok so I have exactly 6 weeks and 3 days to lock tf in and lose 10kg istg", demonstrating drive. She also seeks status through social circles, "I need rave friendsssss" and "I need a new crush", reflecting a desire for influence. While she expresses anxiety, the drive to achieve her goals and manipulate situations aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user frequently expresses feeling invisible, worthless, and haunted by self‑destructive thoughts, as shown in tweets like 'I should've just died in that accident' and 'I swear any talk about the legal case make me just wanna kms'. Their obsession with a crush (S) and feeling like an outsider ('The fact that S got into the lift as if he didn’t see me there… like gtfo man') mirrors the lyric 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo'. They also describe low self‑esteem about their body ('Fat fat fat', 'I need to lock in and lose 10kg'), echoing the song’s theme of feeling inadequate. The repeated rants and self‑critical tone align with Radiohead’s haunting refrain 'I don’t belong here'. This makes 'Creep' by Radiohead a fitting anthem for their internal struggle.

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