Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her own behavior and mindset, like cringing at past posts in “looking back at the posts i made three days ago and cringing like i’m not exactly the same” and admitting she’s struggling in “I’m so bad at this disorder honestly”.
- Emotionally honest: Shares raw feelings without sugarcoating, such as “i hate myself i hate myself…” and “i don’t feel anything. why can’t i feel anything?”, which shows vulnerability and openness.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and desire for connection, calling lesbians “goddesses” in “lesbians are the closest things to goddesses” and sending care in “goodnight everyone!! make sure to get lots of lovely sleep 💕”.
- Values-Driven: Strong moral stances, like rejecting bigotry in “i may be ill but at least i'm not racist, homophobic, or sexist 😘” and condemning abusive politics in “fuck ICE and fuck all the politicians and billionaires funding them”.
- Creative: Uses poetic and vivid phrasing such as “this internet angel needs you” and “won't you die tonight for love?”, showing imaginative expression and aesthetic sense.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeated endorsement of self-harm behaviors like “not eating is my favorite form of sh” and actively cutting in “I actually managed to cut tonight because I got my hands on a finally sharp blade”.
- Body-obsessed: Fixation on weight and appearance in posts like “I dropped a bmi point 🥳”, “i need to be prettier i need to be prettier I NEED TO BE PRETTIER”, and “visible collarbones and ribs are so mghh”.
- Suicidal: Expresses active suicidal ideation in “genuinely contemplating suicide” and normalizes it with posts like “so at what point do you throw the old suicide notes away”.
- Hostile: Directs intense aggression toward groups, as in “if you are maga, you should off yourself. people that support child rape have no place in this word”, showing harsh, absolutist reactions.
- Validation-dependent: Frequently seeks external attention and affection, like “this internet angel needs you”, celebrating her first like in “omg my first like on twt🥹”, and longing “to be loved without begging”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most posts center on inner experience, loneliness, and a small online bubble rather than real-life social scenes, e.g. “everyday i get on this app and talk to myself” and “the only place that provides me warmth is my bed”. Their focus on emotional states, ideals, and meaning over concrete external facts suggests Intuition: they talk about self-worth, identity, and existential exhaustion more than specific sensory details, as in “food isn’t the problem. existing is just exhausting” and “the real me has a love/hate relationship with the online me”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing values and emotions and reacting strongly to perceived injustice, e.g. “if you are maga, you should off yourself. people that support child rape have no place in this word” and “i may be ill but at least i'm not racist, homophobic, or sexist 😘”. Their life appears unstructured, impulsive, and chaotic rather than planned, pointing to Perceiving: they describe disorganization and going with momentary urges, like “my room is an absolute pigsty”, “only burned myself in the past because i hate blades/blood gonna try cutting tonight”, and shifting moods from “Good morning!!! What a day to be alive!!” to “genuinely contemplating suicide”. Altogether, an emotionally intense, value-driven inner world, idealization of love and girls (“lesbians are the closest things to goddesses”), and lack of structure best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the only thing stopping you from being successful is death — mind if I apply for the role of ‘annoyingly supportive girlfriend’ so you’re too busy being adored to die?
- You spray perfume on your pillows so it doesn’t smell like you’re sleeping alone… I volunteer as tribute to fix the ‘sleeping alone’ part, no new fragrance required.
- You said lesbians are the closest things to goddesses — as a devotee, I’d like to offer my services in daily worship: compliments, forehead kisses, and bringing you water when you forget to eat.
- Stranger Things S5 may have sucked, but I promise if we binged it together, the real plot twist would be you realizing I’ve been falling for the sad, funny, anti‑MAGA angel on my screen the whole time.
- You keep calling yourself an angel of darkness, but from the way your tweets make me feel seen and a little less alone, I’m pretty sure you’re more guardian angel than fallen one — can I stay under your wings for a while?
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Your new Twitter bio
Collector of niche thoughts & cold hands. Once saved all my weekly calories for ice cream. Venting, learning, surviving—views my own.– @fawnykangel1
Your signature cocktail
The Internet Angel on Thin Ice
The vanilla vodka is sweet but strong, like an online persona that’s soft and angelic on the surface — a nod to “this internet angel needs you” “this internet angel needs you” and “⊹ angel of darkness ⊹” “⊹ angel of darkness ⊹⠀ ”. Crème de cassis adds a dark, bruised berry depth for the self-destructive glam of posts like “not eating is my favorite form of sh” “not eating is my favorite form of sh” and “I prefer the stinging after burning/cutting more than the act itself” “I prefer the stinging after burning/cutting more than the act itself”. The cloudy apple juice is comforting and nostalgic, capturing the softness of “the only place that provides me warmth is my bed” “the only place that provides me warmth is my bed” and the longing in “to be loved without begging” “to be loved without begging”. Lemon juice cuts through with a sharp, anxious bite, like “I hate myself i hate myself…” “i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself” and “genuinely contemplating suicide” “genuinely contemplating suicide”. The black sugar rim and cracked ice are for the aesthetic of pretty damage — visible but stylized — echoing “visible collarbones and ribs are so mghh” “visible collarbones and ribs are so mghh” and the raw confessions like “I actually managed to cut tonight because I got my hands on a finally sharp blade” “I actually managed to cut tonight because I got my hands on a finally sharp blade. accidentally cut my finger though 😿”. Strong but drinkable, sweet but bruised, it’s a cocktail that looks like a cute edit and hits like a late-night vent account.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and a tendency to speak in absolutes about right and wrong. For instance, they take a hard stand against bigotry and abuse in a very confrontational way, saying “if you are maga, you should off yourself. people that support child rape have no place in this word. fuck ICE and fuck all the politicians and billionaires funding them”, which reflects intense conviction and a willingness to pick fights over their beliefs. There’s also a bold, darkly romanticized attitude toward self-destruction, as in “won't you die tonight for love?”, and a dramatic, performative flair in posts like “use me in whatever way you see fit!!” and “yes i am ill yes you can make it worse”. Even when talking about being sent back to the hospital — “they want to send me back to that cold lonely hospital” — they frame it in emotionally heightened, almost defiant language rather than resignation. The combination of moral fierceness, emotional intensity, and impulsive, all-or-nothing expressions of self and politics aligns more strongly with Gryffindor than with the subtler ambition of Slytherin, the evenness of Hufflepuff, or the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish fits them because it captures a mix of self-destructive urges, numbness, and dark, intimate vulnerability that runs through their tweets. They openly frame not eating as self-harm in “not eating is my favorite form of sh” and talk about cutting and burning in “I prefer the stinging after burning/cutting more than the act itself”, echoing the song’s fixation on pain and self-sabotage. Their suicidal ideation in “genuinely contemplating suicide” and hospital references like “they want to send me back to that cold lonely hospital” mirror the track’s themes of feeling haunted by one’s own mind and body. At the same time, their persona as an "internet angel" in “this internet angel needs you” and “⊹ angel of darkness ⊹⠀” matches the eerie, angelic-but-corrupted aesthetic of Billie’s music and visuals. Even their fixation on body image and being "prettier" in “i need to be prettier i need to be prettier I NEED TO BE PRETTIER” fits the song’s undertone of self-loathing wrapped in soft, haunting production.
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