Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, regret, and joy, like wanting to “sumir da vida de alguém e aparecer seis longos meses dps na porta dela na chuva” while linking a love song.
- Affectionate-friend: Shows genuine care for friends, e.g., praising dates as “ótimos um bj pras divas q ja saíram comigo” and apologizing to friends for absence with “amigas me desculpem pela ausência eu amo todas vcs 🫶”.
- Humorous-observer: Uses sarcasm and self-aware jokes about life, like complaining about Rock in Rio queues, Big Mac as pré-treino, or calling the train singer “o doido do trem” while still enjoying the moment.
- Pop-culture-savvy: Engages deeply with Taylor Swift, Sex and the City, Naruto, Disney, and memes, analyzing concerts and lyrics (e.g., detailed comments on The Eras Tour and multiple song links).
- Self-reflective: Frequently examines her own behavior and growth, like wanting to “apagar a memória de quem me viu em 2019” and joking that therapy will work on her “traços de personalidade”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Calls herself “BURRA” and talks about wanting to erase past versions of herself, which suggests harsh self-judgment beyond light humor.
- Impulsive-spending: Mentions raising her credit card limit for Rock in Rio and then planning to use it on clothes and shoes, and debating expensive combos and parties like “setenta conto uma festa”.
- Overdramatic-reactivity: Often frames everyday situations in extreme emotional terms, like wanting to disappear from someone’s life and reappear in the rain or saying she “achou q fosse desmaiar de dor d cabeça”.
- Cynical-toward-men: Generalizes about men as sharing “o msm neurônio” and calling one guy “que mlk chato vai toma no cu… NÃO FALA NADA COM NADA,” reflecting a strongly negative bias.
- Boundary-blurring: Jokes about stalking discourse, oversharing crush-related fantasies, and noticing suspicious Instagram logins, suggesting some looseness around digital and emotional boundaries.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-verbal, politically and socially aware, and very emotionally invested in her passions. She’s clearly an overthinking romantic who dramatizes feelings in a self-aware way, like when she says she wants to disappear and then reappear in the rain to declare love (“ai q tédio, queria sumir da vida de alguém e aparecer seis longos meses dps na porta dela na chuva falando q quero ela pra sempre, q eu tava cm medo antes, fiz besteira e to arrependida”). She’s very attached to culture and fandom (especially Taylor Swift), mixing earnestness with critique, as in her comment on concert length and public taste (“aparentemente o público gosta de quem faz show de três horas olha q coisakkkkkkkkkk”) and the value of theatrical experiences over just the movie itself (“a experiência geral de ver o filme foi melhor do q o próprio filme”). Like Lisa, she’s introspective about relationships and self-growth, shown by her thoughts on couples who only get it right years later (“to vendo esse 'sempre foi ele/ela' [...] to pensativa sobre isso.......”) and joking that therapy will rewrite her personality (“ja ja eu começo a terapia e meus traços de personalidade vão ser tratados”). At the same time, she’s snarky but fundamentally kind-hearted, alternating between roasting annoying people (“que mlk chato vai toma no cu, ele abre a boca fala 2 minutos E NÃO FALA NADA COM NADA”) and melting over a student sending her a cat photo when she’s sick (“as vezes compensa a monitoria viu”), which is very Lisa: principled, emotional, and a little dramatic, but warm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they’re constantly in social situations, talking about dates, friends, parties, projects, and even random people on the train, and seem energized by it (e.g. going out with girls and swapping favorite songs, celebrating friends becoming "blogueiras", or joking about being called old at 21). They tweet enthusiastically about crowds and shared experiences, like loving the communal cinema experience of Barbie surrounded by mothers and kids rather than watching it alone at home. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive (N): they frequently jump from concrete events to broader reflections, like musing about couples who get together ten years after a situationship, or thinking deeply about how certain experiences "form character" and how their mind is a blend of Charlotte and Samantha instead of just one. Their language is metaphorical, emotional, and associative, not detail- or procedure-focused. They are strongly Feeling (F): their tweets are driven by emotional reactions—crying over getting The Eras Tour tickets, wanting to disappear from someone’s life and return in the rain to declare eternal love, gushing about wanting to be a mother of a girl, or feeling genuinely happy when a student sends a cat picture to cheer them up. Even when discussing fandom drama (like Taylor Swift discourse), they approach it through validation, hurt, affection, and loyalty rather than detached analysis. Finally, they skew Perceiving (P): their life in tweets feels spontaneous and reactive—raising card limits impulsively for Rock in Rio, joking about always wanting to buy a Big Mac when they’re having a bad day, half-planning random tasks when they’re bored, and openly admitting to being a bit brega and chaotic. There’s little evidence of rigid structure or long-term planning; instead they go with the flow, change their mind (“é gente, me precipitei”), and embrace experiences as they come. All of this fits best with ENFP: expressive, people-centered, emotionally intense, idealistic, and impulsively curious about experiences and relationships.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your dates are all as good as you say on Twitter, let me be the first one so chaotic that you have to make a thread about it from the Brás with zero signal.
- You crying when you got Eras Tour tickets and almost desmaiar de dor de cabeça? I volunteer as tribute to hold your hand in the superior so we can "breathe the same air as Taylor" together next show.
- You’re a little lesbian intern whose brain is a mix of Charlotte and Samantha, drinks cosmopolitan at 8:38 and wears Corinthians shirt without watching the games… I’m just trying to find where I sign up to be your next individual experience.
- If your head is constantly Charlotte/Samantha and your heart is divided between Taylor, Reneé Rapp and Sex and the City, I promise to be the bridge track in your life — dramatic, overthought, and somehow exactly what you replay at 3am.
- You raised your card limit for Rock in Rio and didn’t get the ticket, so the universe owes you a win — how about we use that limit on burgers as pré-treino and then I show up at your door in the rain six long months earlier than planned?
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Intern by day, lesbian pop-culture analyst by night. Once raised my credit card limit for a concert I didn’t get—now I just write about the chaos.– @fckhst
Your signature cocktail
Little Lesbian Intern on the Eras Rocks
This drink is bright, pink, and dramatic, just like a swiftie who “cried a lot when I got the ticket to the Eras” and treats Rock in Rio like a life-or-death mission screaming “SAIAM TODOS DA FILA DO ROCK IN RIO PELO AMOR DE DEUS”. The gin with rose petals nods to her soft lesbian romanticism and the fantasy of “disappearing from someone’s life and showing up six long months later in the rain saying I want her forever”. Pink grapefruit and sparkling rosé capture her mix of bubbly chaos and sharp humor when she says “penso muito sobre como todo homem divide o msm neurônio” and drags boys who “open their mouth, talk 2 minutes AND SAY NOTHING”. The hot chocolate syrup secretly stirred in is for the cozy, caretaking side of an intern who spreads the gospel of “hot chocolate with sugar to everyone who works with me” and melts over students sending cat photos when she’s sick. Finally, a dash of saline stands for the tears, sweat, and a little bitterness of someone who jokes about therapy, calls herself out as “bringing 18-year-old Carol back to life”, and still finds a way to turn every bad day into either a big mac pre-workout or a story worth tweeting.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Carol’s timeline is saturated with warmth, loyalty, and affection for her people, which are hallmark Hufflepuff traits. She is openly appreciative and kind toward friends and students, like when she gushes about her student trying to cheer her up: “falei q tava doente e uma aluna do projeto q eu sou monitora me mandou uma foto da gatinha dela pra eu ficar feliz as vezes compensa a monitoria viu”. Her loyalty and softness toward friends and dates shows up in tweets like “não consigo participar disso pq tds os dates q eu vou são ótimos um bj pras divas q ja saíram comigo” and “amigas me desculpem pela ausência eu amo todas vcs 🫶”, where she centers care and affection rather than drama. She also emphasizes fairness and emotional responsibility, for instance in “tem q ter o custo de ficar ali parada segurando a bebida, tenham consciência!!”, showing concern for others’ effort and comfort, and in “pfvr coloquem tw antes de postarem um tema sensível assim 🙏”, where she advocates for content warnings out of empathy. Even her self-deprecating humor about therapy and personal growth, as in “amigos aproveitem esse mês cm as minhas piadas pq ja ja eu começo a terapia e meus traços de personalidade vão ser tratados”, points to someone grounded, modest, and focused on being better for the people around her. While she’s witty and sarcastic at times, the overriding pattern is of a social, affectionate, and considerate person who values community and emotional connection above all, fitting Hufflepuff more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) - Taylor Swift
They’re an openly obsessed Swiftie, emotional and dramatic about relationships, and deeply into lyrical storytelling, which lines up perfectly with All Too Well (10 Minute Version). They explicitly center Taylor in their fandom and life, from crying over getting Eras tickets in “sim, chorei dms qnd consegui o ingresso pra the eras” to defending her in “vdd, pra taylor sobrou só a aclamação da critica, do grammy e nos charts mas fico feliz por vcs terem ganhado votação em conta no tt” and laughing at a “diss track pra taylor em 2024kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”. They’re extremely feelings-forward and nostalgic about love, like when they fantasize about regret and reunion in “queria q essa loira nunca tivesse canetado essa música” and “queria sumir da vida de alguém e aparecer seis longos meses dps na porta dela na chuva falando q quero ela pra sempre, q eu tava cm medo antes, fiz besteira e to arrependida”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on past mistakes and emotional closure. They also talk about bringing back their 18-year-old self in “aos poucos trazendo a carol de 18 anos de volta a vida” and calling a song “meio q fez pra mim” in “essa dq ela meio q fez pra mim, não tem jeito”, echoing the intensely personal way fans claim All Too Well as their own story. Their mix of humor, heartbreak, and obsessive pop culture analysis fits the long, confessional, hyper-detailed narrative style of this song better than anything else.
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