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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Her sharp humor shines through tweets like 'bom de passar mto tempo sem beber eh q agr eu tomei apenas 150ml de Mikes e já tô rodopiando.'
- Aesthetic Sense: Her tweets about beauty products, such as 'se meu gloss n for no mínimo kiko milano meu corpo rejeita,' show her strong taste and attention to detail.
- Critical Thinker: She critiques societal norms and hypocrisy, as in 'o povo tudo sem água passando fome e vem maluco defender a porra do atacadao, empresa multimilionária, vsf acaba mundil.'
- Authentic: Her unapologetic personality is evident in tweets like 'se for assim prefiro morrer sozinha pqp.'
- Creative: Her ability to mix humor with observations, such as 'sera q aceitam minha gaveta de maquiagem pra dar entrada num apartamento??,' shows her creative thinking.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Her tweet 'depois q eu falo q eu odeio essa gente eu tô errada ainda, vão tudo pro inferno lixos' reflects a tendency toward negativity.
- Materialistic: Her frequent tweets about luxury items, like 'nars, benefit, too faced e kylie cosmetics na cara e indo pegar busão,' reveal a materialistic streak.
- Overcritical: Her critiques of others, such as 'usa cílios volume russo = QI 12,' suggest she can be overly judgmental.
- Self-Doubt: Her tweet 'parece q os filtros do instagram ficam muito mais bonito nos outros do q em mim sla' shows a tendency for self-comparison.
- Impulsive: Her chaotic humor, like 'queria saber q merda q eu fiz durante a noite q eu consegui arrancar meu piercing do nariz,' hints at impulsiveness.
Your Simpsons character
Edna Krabappel
Like Edna, she has a sharp wit, a touch of cynicism, and a flair for sarcasm. Her tweet 'quando a pessoa n tem dois neurônio passando ma cabeça da pra ver de longe né, incrível' mirrors Edna's exasperation with others. Both have a love for aesthetics, as seen in 'se meu gloss n for no mínimo kiko milano meu corpo rejeita.' They share a rebellious, unapologetic attitude toward societal norms.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Her introspective, analytical nature and sharp wit align with INTP traits. Her tweet 'pra mim, quem tá com o celular na mão e resolve chamar alguém pra perguntar um negócio q da pra achar em 2s de google ta num nível mto superior de burrice' reflects her logical mind. Her fascination with the occult, seen in 'eu nasci pro caminho da mão esquerda msm não tem jeito,' shows a love for abstract, unconventional ideas. Her humor and occasional self-doubt, as in 'parece q os filtros do instagram ficam muito mais bonito nos outros do q em mim sla,' highlight the INTP's mix of intellect and introspection.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Kiko Milano gloss? Because nothing else could ever make me shine like you do.
- You must be a Peter Steele song, because you’ve got me forever longing.
- Are you an iced vanilla latte? Because you’re sweet, cool, and I’m addicted to you.
- Is your name Baphomet? Because you’ve got me worshipping your every move.
- Are you a piercing? Because you’ve pierced right through my heart, and I’d never lose you.
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Your new Twitter bio
São Paulo-based chaos queen | Occult vibes, iced vanilla lattes, and too much makeup | Beauty, sarcasm & existential dread | 'faz o que tu queres' but with a side of iced coffee 💋– @fcknbeea
Your signature cocktail
Occult Iced Latte
This drink reflects her love for iced vanilla lattes ('nós mulheres viciadas em iced vanilla latte') and her dark, mystical aesthetic. The black charcoal powder mirrors her fascination with the occult, as seen in 'cadê meu gatinho ocultista para praticar sex magick cmg.' The edible gold flakes add a touch of luxury, aligning with her high standards for beauty products. It’s a drink as bold and unique as she is.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Her sharp wit, ambition, and unapologetic individuality align with Slytherin traits. Her tweet 'se os mortos deixam um coração pra mim no pavio da vela, quem sou pra aceitar menos q isso dos vivos' reflects high standards and cunning. She often critiques societal norms, as in 'esse povinho da “liberdade” só querem liberdade se for do jeito deles,' showing her rebellious streak. Her fascination with the occult, seen in 'eu nasci pro caminho da mão esquerda msm não tem jeito,' further cements her Slytherin vibe.
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Your song
Black No. 1 - Type O Negative
Her admiration for Peter Steele ('eu fico muito muito triste qdo eu lembro q nunca vou trocar carícias com o peter steele') makes this song an obvious choice. The gothic, sarcastic tone matches her personality, as seen in tweets like 'tudo eh satanismo agr, deixa a gnt em paz porra.' The song's dark humor and aesthetic fit her vibe perfectly.
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