Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses deep love and pride for their partner, e.g. “meu namorade eh a coisa mais linda desse mundo amo ele mais q tudo” and “vou casar com essa doidinha, podem anotar”.
- Loyal friend: Shows strong attachment and care for friends, e.g. “amo meus amiguinhos” and “AMO DEMAIS ESSE MLK”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of happiness, love, and nostalgia, like “sou mt feliz” and “to tao feliz esses dias q to esquecendo de scroblar slowcore”.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses humor and self-irony to talk about life and identity, e.g. “da pra dividir tudo q eu fiz na minha vida em duas categorias: por amor e pelo lulz” and “eu sou a porra da pinkie pie cuzao n fode”.
- Queer pride: Affirms queer/non-binary identity and celebrates queer love, as in bio “queer” and tweets like “avisa que nao tem nada mais lindo q amor nao binarie”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses hostile or violent phrasing, e.g. “voce vai morrer . antes do natal” and “to ficando doida com vomtade de sair na mao com todo mundo”.
- Consumer frustration: Describes intense resentment toward customers at work, like “tive toda minua sanidade sugada pelos consumidores hj pqp viado so dementador só bicho desgraçado”.
- Substance reliance: Leans on alcohol and weed as central to coping and fun, e.g. “a gnt nasceu pra ser cachaceiro msm..” and “eu to num: start distante um litro de : cachaça e uma caixa de : blunt”.
- Body dysphoria: Shows painful self-image issues tied to dysphoria, like “toda construção de aceitação... desabando qdo uma camera traseira eh apontada pra voce”.
- Work burnout: Mentions needing meds just to function at work and feeling drained, e.g. “esperando a desven bater pra mim lembrar como trabalha” and complaints about consumers exhausting their sanity.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, politically aware, artsy, and self-reflective, but also goofy and very online. Like Lisa, they mix sincere love and idealism with sharp criticism of the world, going from railing against institutions in “foda se a porra do grammy” to complaining about work and consumers in “tive toda minua sanidade sugada pelos consumidores hj pqp viado so dementador só bicho desgraçado”. Their queer, nonbinary identity and romantic intensity mirror Lisa’s tendency to question norms and love deeply: “avisa que nao tem nada mais lindo q amor nao binarie” and “vou casar com essa doidinha, podem anotar”. They show a very Lisa-like mix of self-awareness and drama when talking about disforia in “isso e uma das coisas mais bizonhas da disforia, tu ver toda construção de aceitação q foi criando com o trmpo desabando qdo uma camera traseira eh apontada pra voce”. At the same time, they’re socially vibrant and artistic—wanting to be in a hardcore band in “n aguento mais nao fazer parte de uma banda de hardcore” and quoting poetic lyrics in “I am easy Easy to keep Honey, you please me…”—which fits older-teen/young-adult Lisa more than any of the other core characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they thrive on people, romance, and social energy, constantly posting about dates, parties, friends and being the charismatic one in the room, e.g. “quando as duas pessoas sao a 'pessoa carismatica que todo mundo gosta do casal' (eu e nyx)” and “gringos” reacting to their presence. Their humor and self‑narration show Intuition more than Sensing, focusing on identity, meaning, and patterns (love, gender, disforia, politics) rather than concrete how‑to details, like “da pra dividir tudo q eu fiz na minha vida em duas categorias: por amor e pelo lulz”. The way they center feelings, relationships, and loyalty over logic points strongly to Feeling: they gush over their partner in multiple tweets such as “meu namorade eh a coisa mais linda desse mundo amo ele mais q tudo” and “faço propaganda do meu marido pra todo mundo sim”, and react emotionally to work stress and politics. Finally, they appear clearly Perceiving: they come off spontaneous, chaotic, and adaptable rather than structured or plan‑oriented, reflected in tweets about drinking, smoking, and last‑minute vibes like “a gnt nasceu pra ser cachaceiro msm..” and “to com second date anxiety” rather than meticulous planning. Altogether this mix of high social energy, emotional expressiveness, identity‑focused reflection, and improvisational lifestyle fits ENFP better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you can divide everything you’ve done in life into ‘for love’ and ‘for the lulz’ — how about we go on a date so you can finally put something in both categories at once?
- You keep saying you’re gonna marry your non-binary love and that ‘amor não binarie’ is the prettiest thing ever… I’m just trying to audition for the role of extra spouse when you manipulate the seasons and create that second carnival.
- As a fellow hater of rebaixado cars and lover of hardcore bands, I propose a pact: we don’t slam the car, we slam in the moshpit together — I’ll even let you pick the black metal playlist you were posting about.
- You said Desvenisado-you forget to scrobble slowcore ‘cause you’re so happy… if my presence makes you skip last.fm again, I promise I’ll at least help you remember which night we fell in love.
- You’re out here calling yourself the GOAT, Pinkie Pie, and lowkirkenuely while drunk texting only one person on New Year’s… I don’t want much, just to be the second name you risk texting when the cachaça hits and the arminha resting pose comes out.
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Allan | any pronouns | consumer-rights warrior by day, hardcore & black metal enjoyer by night. Once saved a party with one lighter and a bad playlist.– @fckprosistema
Your signature cocktail
Lowkirkenuely Love Potion
This cocktail starts with a hit of cachaça, because they literally said “a gnt nasceu pra ser cachaceiro msm..” “a gnt nasceu pra ser cachaceiro msm..”, and it needs to come in strong like their timeline. The cachaça is infused with toasted hemp seeds to honor their soft spot for weed without necessarily getting blasted: “amo o cheiro e o gostinho de maconha deviam faze um cigarro sabor erva q n deixa chapado”. Blackberry liqueur brings the dark, queer romantic core, matching all the intense love tweets about their partner like “vou casar com essa doidinha, podem anotar” and “amo demais o meu namorado senhor😭”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp, chaotic humor and a bit of bitterness, echoing their tendency to roast everything from Grammys to consumers, as in “tive toda minua sanidade sugada pelos consumidores hj pqp viado so dementador só bicho desgraçado”. Pink grapefruit soda adds fizz and playfulness, representing their hyper, affectionate, Pinkie-Pie-core energy: “eu sou a porra da pinkie pie cuzao n fode” and the way they light up talking about friends and love: “amo meus amiguinhos”. Finally, an activated charcoal sugar rim gives it that black-metal, slightly cursed aesthetic—sweet on the outside but dark as hell, just like their mix of romance and threats like “voce vai morrer . antes do natal” delivered with a wink and a drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Allan’s timeline reads overwhelmingly Gryffindor: impulsive, confrontational, and driven by big emotions. They openly embrace chaos and confrontation, for example talking about their testosterone returning and getting “com vontade de sair na mao com todo mundo” in “a testo ta voltando dps de eu parar com a ciproterona e eu to ficando doida com vomtade de sair na mao com todo mundo”, and dismiss institutions bluntly in “foda se a porra do grammy” – that’s very bold, consequences‑be‑damned energy. At the same time, they’re fiercely protective and loyal in a very Gryffindor way, repeatedly and loudly hyping up their partner and friends, like “meu namorade eh a coisa mais linda desse mundo amo ele mais q tudo”, “faço propaganda do meu marido pra todo mundo sim”, and “AMO DEMAIS ESSE MLK”. There’s also a clear taste for being the bold, charismatic one in the room, shown in statements like “quando as duas pessoas sao a 'pessoa carismatica que todo mundo gosta do casal' (eu e nyx)” and self‑mythologizing lines such as “foda q eu sou o goat”. While there is loyalty (Hufflepuff) and some wit (Ravenclaw), the dominating traits are courage, loud emotional honesty, and a readiness to jump into conflict or chaos for love or for the lulz, which fits Gryffindor best.
Your movie
Your song
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best fits them is good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo, because it channels chaotic energy, sarcasm, and big feelings all at once. They constantly balance humor and anger, like when they say “foda se a porra do grammy” and joke about work and consumers draining their sanity in “tive toda minua sanidade sugada pelos consumidores hj pqp viado so dementador só bicho desgraçado”. At the same time, they openly embrace vulnerability, disforia, and mental health chaos, as in “isso e uma das coisas mais bizonhas da disforia, tu ver toda construção de aceitação q foi criando com o trmpo desabando qdo uma camera traseira eh apontada pra voce” and “da pra dividir tudo q eu fiz na minha vida em duas categorias: por amor e pelo lulz”. The song’s mix of sarcasm, heartbreak, and explosive confidence mirrors how they talk about themselves as the "goat" in “foda q eu sou o goat” while also smoking, partying, and dealing with emotional overload like in “eu to num: start distante um litro de : cachaça e uma caixa de : blunt”. good 4 u feels like a soundtrack for someone who is loud, loving, messy, and self-aware all at once, exactly like their timeline.
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