Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses irony and slang to make light of stress, like joking about Cisco course stress in “este curso de rede da cisco está me matando” and ranting about UFPA elevators in “Todo elevador da ufpa é uma roleta russa, mas não irei subir vários andares de escada !”.
- Candid: Openly shares personal frustrations and stories, like the stalker incident in “um pelo diabêbado ele decidiu me perseguir até a porta de casa. ou seja caguetei ele e minha família e os meninos da rua espancaram ele jkkkkk nunca mais ele apareceu” and feeling better working alone in “a cada trabalho em grupo eu tenho mais certeza que consigo fazer melhor as coisas sozinha”.
- Independent: Shows self-reliance and preference for autonomy, as in “nunca esqueço que fui ao cinema sozinha” and “a cada trabalho em grupo eu tenho mais certeza que consigo fazer melhor as coisas sozinha”.
- Hardworking: Balances courses, study groups, and an internship, as seen in “dois grupos de estudos e um estágio, sorte que tá em greve pois tenho tempo pra twittar” and pushes through tiring weeks in “essa semana era pra ter dado tudo de mim com brinde de esgotamento físico e mental”.
- Loyal: Strongly defends friends and family, like in “NÃO FALA MAL DA MINHA AMGA EU VOU PROTEGER ELA !” and affectionately talking about her mother in “Mamãe se humilhando por presente pq ela só tem filho esquisito mesmo que não dá presente”.
Weaknesses:
- Short‑tempered: Frequently uses aggressive language when upset, as in “Paysandu filho da puta” and “De fude alguém te tirar pra merda por atraso nesse país e ainda mais em Belém NÃO QUERO ME ESTRESSAR PORRA”.
- Group‑averse: Shows strong resistance to collaboration, saying “a cada trabalho em grupo eu tenho mais certeza que consigo fazer melhor as coisas sozinha pq em grupo ninguém aceita minha opinião ou sugestão”, which may limit teamwork skills.
- Procrastinator: Admits to delaying important tasks, like “15horas enrolando pra começar a escrever um artigo” and doubting finishing reading in “Consigo ler uma dissertação até amanhã?”.
- Emotion‑driven: Mood and productivity heavily affected by feelings, as in “essa semana era pra ter dado tudo de mim… mas ai veio a tpm me deu foi é um sono extremo” and routine collapse in “não sério, a greve quebrou toda minha rotina”.
- Harshly‑judgmental: Expresses strong disdain for others’ behaviors or groups, such as “eu odeio fãs” and criticizing older people online in “bora lá gente de quase trinta tomar um simancol? 👏 quem passou de 30 é caso perdido”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, often exhausted, and juggling academic pressure with strong opinions. Like Lisa, they’re academically focused but frustrated with group dynamics and institutional chaos, as seen in "este curso de rede da cisco está me matando" and "a cada trabalho em grupo eu tenho mais certeza que consigo fazer melhor as coisas sozinha pq em grupo ninguém aceita minha opinião ou sugestão". They show reflective, slightly pessimistic humor about work, study, and burnout in "essa semana era pra ter dado tudo de mim com brinde de esgotamento físico e mental mas ai veio a tpm me deu foi é um sono extremo" and "Consigo ler uma dissertação até amanhã?", which mirrors Lisa’s overworked, anxious side. Their political/academic environment and complaints about university life, like "Todo elevador da ufpa é uma roleta russa, mas não irei subir vários andares de escada !" and "dois grupos de estudos e um estágio, sorte que tá em greve pois tenho tempo pra twittar", fit Lisa’s student-activist vibe. At the same time, their sarcastic, sometimes cutting tone in tweets like "eu odeio fãs" and "bora lá gente de quase trinta tomar um simancol?" reflects Lisa’s sharp, judgmental wit when she’s fed up with people around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: while they mention social contexts, there’s a strong comfort with solitude and doing things alone, like going solo to the movies and then commenting on it with a hint of distance and irony in “nunca esqueço que fui ao cinema sozinha e disse a minhas amigas, parecia que tinha batido na mãe de cada uma...”. Their focus is very concrete and sensory (S): they tweet about light, cameras, food, physical exhaustion, elevators, and their room’s automation spooking them, as in “as coisas automatizadas aqui no meu quarto me dão susto” and “Incrível como câmera do iPhone é incrível com LUZ”, instead of abstract theories or big-picture concepts. They show a clear Feeling (F) orientation through emotional reactions, loyalty, and value judgments (e.g., “NÃO FALA MAL DA MINHA AMGA EU VOU PROTEGER ELA !” and their visceral anger about being disrespected or stressed in “De fude alguém te tirar pra merda por atraso nesse país e ainda mais em Belém NÃO QUERO ME ESTRESSAR PORRA E NÃO QUERO SAIR DE CASA”), rather than detached logical analysis. Their lifestyle reads as more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they procrastinate, improvise, and complain about broken routines, as seen in “15horas enrolando pra começar a escrever um artigo” and “não sério, a greve quebrou toda minha rotina”, with little sign of strict planning or structure. Taken together—introverted, sensory, emotional, and spontaneous—the profile most closely matches ISFP, the artistic, values-driven, present-focused type who reacts strongly to personal experiences and aesthetics.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the Cisco networking course is ‘killing’ you, I volunteer as tribute to be your study partner. We can troubleshoot packet loss and your group work trauma at the same time.
- You said every UFPA elevator is Russian roulette — I promise I’d still get in one with you. Worst case, we break down, best case, we have enough time for you to explain why Paysandu is a ‘filho da puta’ in excruciating detail.
- You went to the cinema alone and your friends acted like you ‘hit their mothers’… if you ever want company next time, I’ll show up quietly with snacks and Letterboxd‑level commentary.
- Since you’re haunted by automated stuff in your room and a cat who looks at you like ‘nojo humana imunda’, I think you deserve at least one piece of technology that treats you right. I volunteer to be the smart device that only sends you compliments.
- You juggle two study groups, an internship, a broken routine from the strike, and still find time to tweet Civil War and Ready or Not reviews… if you can fit all that in your week, acha um espacinho aí pra eu ser teu ‘lanchinho da semana’?
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Network student surviving Cisco, UFPA elevators & Belém chaos. Once got a stalker beaten up by the neighborhood. Movies, naps & overthinking as a service.– @fefidumal
Your signature cocktail
Sapatônica de Greve
This drink runs on chaotic uni-student energy, hence the cachaça with cold-brew for the sleepless grind of “essa semana era pra ter dado tudo de mim com brinde de esgotamento físico e mental” and the Cisco struggle of “este curso de rede da cisco está me matando”. Maracujá brings that mix of softness and intensity you show when you say “Sapatão né mores” with all the confidence in the world. Pink pepper syrup adds a spicy, slightly aggressive edge for rants like “Paysandu filho da puta” and “De fude alguém te tirar pra merda por atraso nesse país”. The tonic water keeps it light, fizzy, and a bit bitter, like surviving “dois grupos de estudos e um estágio, sorte que tá em greve pois tenho tempo pra twittar”. Lime peel on top is that sharp, irreverent twist that matches “geralmente não me importo” and your habit of dropping takes that “fere os direitos humanos em 293747 planetas” in style.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a distinctly Gryffindor temperament: blunt, confrontational, and willing to fight for themselves and others. Their story about dealing with a stalker — “caguetei ele e minha família e os meninos da rua espancaram ele jkkkkk nunca mais ele apareceu” — shows a strong instinct to take action and protect their own safety rather than passively endure harassment. The same protective, ride-or-die attitude appears in “NÃO FALA MAL DA MINHA AMGA EU VOU PROTEGER ELA !”, which is classic Gryffindor loyalty expressed through aggressive defense of a friend. Their frustration with group work — “a cada trabalho em grupo eu tenho mais certeza que consigo fazer melhor as coisas sozinha pq em grupo ninguém aceita minha opinião ou sugestão” — and railing against delays and stress in “De fude alguém te tirar pra merda por atraso nesse país e ainda mais em Belém NÃO QUERO ME ESTRESSAR PORRA E NÃO QUERO SAIR DE CASA” suggest a strong-willed, hot‑blooded personality that reacts intensely to perceived injustice or incompetence. There are traces of humor and self-deprecation, but the dominant pattern is boldness, emotional intensity, and a readiness to confront problems head-on, all of which align more with Gryffindor than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
bad guy - Billie Eilish
A well‑known song that fits them is “bad guy” by Billie Eilish, because it balances sarcasm, dark humor, and a playful ‘villain’ persona. Their bio, “geralmente não me importo”, already hints at that ironic, detached attitude. They joke about chaos and stress, like “este curso de rede da cisco está me matando” and “essa semana era pra ter dado tudo de mim... mas ai veio a tpm... só dormi e se fosse possível dormiria mais ainda”, which matches the song’s vibe of not taking things too seriously even when everything is overwhelming. Their blunt, chaotic side shows in tweets such as “De fude alguém te tirar pra merda por atraso nesse país e ainda mais em Belém NÃO QUERO ME ESTRESSAR PORRA E NÃO QUERO SAIR DE CASA” and “bora lá gente de quase trinta tomar um simancol?”, echoing the song’s confident, confrontational tone. At the same time, the way they embrace being a bit unhinged and protective, like “NÃO FALA MAL DA MINHA AMGA EU VOU PROTEGER ELA !”, fits the playful ‘I’m the bad guy (but actually kind of the hero of my story)’ energy of the track.
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