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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is smart, opinionated, emotionally intense, and very online-coded if she were a modern teenager. Like Lisa, they mix sincerity and care with sharp moral stances, calling out injustice bluntly, as seen when they say “any of you who are trying to excuse that israeli person… you are going to HELL. there is Nothing to justify” and advise that “many of you would benefit from letting stuff go instead of being hung up on little things”. Their bio, “don’t fear the reaper”, and comments like “what is the issue w yandere hcs holy shit get offline and reconnect w nature 😭 many of you care too much about the internet” show the same slightly morbid humor and big-picture perspective Lisa often has. They’re also earnest and dorky about their interests—celebrating game pulls like “c2 bina ❤️❤️ didnt lose any 50/50s on her banner im so happy” and posting “FINALLYYYYYYYY” over small victories—mirroring Lisa’s intense enthusiasm for her hobbies. Finally, their mix of self-aware complaining (“my back... my back hurts... ughggg”) and affectionate posts toward friends and oomfs suggests someone sensitive, principled, and a bit overburdened, which is very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Introverted than Extraverted: their social references are mostly close friends/oomfs and online spaces rather than big in-person scenes, and they often talk about being tired, sore, or wanting time off work, e.g. “so glad i finally have a week off work oh my god this week has been SO rough and its only tuesday” and “i dont wanna go to work tmr fuck my life”, which suggests needing recovery rather than seeking crowds. Their posts are highly imaginative and fandom‑driven, showing a clear Intuitive focus on concepts, characters, and possibilities rather than concrete how‑to details, like “too many cunty women in the games i play Who do i even prioritise” and “need to finish this reflective assignment so badly bcs i have toxic yaoi to write”. They come across as strongly Feeling: values and emotional reactions are foregrounded, whether defending marginalized groups and Palestine (“any of you who are trying to excuse that israeli person… you are going to HELL. there is Nothing to justify”) or critiquing discourse around queer labels (“calling a twink 'femme' 😭 oh my god you people have lost the plot everyone shut up abt lesbian terms”). Their organization style looks more Perceiving than Judging: they procrastinate and improvise rather than tightly plan, with tweets like “why did i choose this topic am i stupid” and “i gotta write smth ive been saying i will for MONTHS and then i just havent” showing last‑minute scrambling. Overall, the combination of introspective exhaustion, value‑heavy emotional commentary, and creative, somewhat disorganized fandom enthusiasm aligns best with INFP.

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Part-time gacha critic, full-time lesbian chaos. Once won a 50/50 and treated myself to truffles instead of saving like an adult.– @feixiaosgf

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, fizzy, a little unhinged, and very online—just like someone yelling “IM RIDING ON YOUR RHYTHM THROUGH THE SOLAR SYSTEM COME WITH MEEEE” at their timeline. The cherry–wine rum base nods to their name and location line, “cherry ⚢” and “liya ♡ ☀️🍷”, plus the way they keep celebrating pulls like “I JUST KEEP WINNING” and “this is fr one of the only times ive ever won a zzz 50/50”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade captures their high-energy, slightly chaotic joy on days like “im having such a good day today” and the all-caps victories like “FINALLYYYYYYYY”. A dash of absinthe or herbal bitter liqueur balances it with the darker, sardonic edge of “don’t fear the reaper” and posts like “i hate this game EOS NOW”. Rose syrup and glitter are for the unabashedly gay, femme-cunty aesthetics of tweets like “too many cunty women in the games i play Who do i even prioritise” and their gleeful older-butch thirsting in “HELLOOOOOOOO OLDER BUTCH ALERT”. Strong but playful, sweet with a bite, this is a cocktail that logs on, wins the 50/50, and then tells you to “get offline and reconnect w nature 😭” anyway.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Slytherin-style conviction and a willingness to call people out bluntly, like when they say that those defending a particular Israeli person “are going to HELL” and insist there is nothing to justify: “any of you who are trying to excuse that israeli person… you are going to HELL. there is Nothing to justify.”. They’re also strategic and self-preserving in online spaces, mocking people who dodge criticism instead of owning up: “Imagine you act like a weirdo and when u get called out be like 'i need to go ive been thinking abt this for so long' No u havent 😭 u got called out and ur escaping criticism”. Their approach to fandom and drama is calculating and unapologetic, for example when they ridicule people “hung up on nothingburger drama” while still observing it from a distance: “me when i stalk others bcs im hung up on nothingburger drama but i have nothing exciting going on in my life so i continue to post about people who have long since stopped caring about me”. Even their gacha gaming style reads ambitious and win-focused, with repeated references to winning, min-maxing banners, and frustration when results don’t match their plans: “I JUST KEEP WINNING” and “This isnt funny I HAVE ALL HER EQUIPMENT STOP PLAYING WITH ME AND COME HOME”. All of this paints a picture of someone driven, sharp-tongued, and intensely values-aligned—core Slytherin traits more than the gentler Hufflepuff, cerebral Ravenclaw, or reckless Gryffindor archetypes.

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A well-suited song for them is girls by girl in red, which captures a sapphic, slightly chaotic, deeply online vibe that aligns with their profile and tweets. Their display name and bio, “cherry ⚢” and “don’t fear the reaper,” already signal a queer, slightly dark-humored aesthetic, while their location “19. liya ♡ ☀️🍷 🔄❌️” hints at intense attachment and relationships. They frequently center women and ‘cunty’ female characters, as in “too many cunty women in the games i play Who do i even prioritise”, echoing the song’s fixation on girls. Their exasperation at people misusing lesbian/femme language in “calling a twink 'femme' 😭 oh my god you people have lost the plot everyone shut up abt lesbian terms” fits the unapologetically lesbian framing of the track. On top of that, their emotional, sometimes dramatic posting style — from “im gonna end it all” (jokey hyperbole) to “im tweaking HELGA WE WANT YOU” — mirrors the song’s intense, yearning tone about girls and messy feelings.

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