Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Open about mental health and feelings, e.g. “i’m sort of a loser and its pathetic but interacting here and listening to music and reading fanfics has helped me to not fall into another depressive episode wich is great actually”.
- Passionate: Expresses intense love for music and specific artists, e.g. “i love music so deeply, it’s a part of meself” and constant Noel/Oasis tweets.
- Socially-conscious: Speaks strongly against racism and misogyny, e.g. “se me olvida a veces que si hay gente racista por ahí…” and “vivimos en una sociedad inherentemente MISOGINA y necesitamos DESPERTAR”.
- Creative: Writes and reads fanfics intensely, calling one “peak literature,” e.g. “i feel like a sick fuck for what I’m writing” and “wow 15 chapters of pure PEAK the best piece of literature ever actually”.
- Humorous: Uses sharp, self-aware humor in many tweets, e.g. “it’s always RAPE RAPE RAPE and never JOB JOB JOB with you people” and “i tweet therefore i am”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-expression: Tweets very intense statements in the moment, e.g. “i might have gotten a little worked up” after heated replies.
- Self-destructive-talk: Uses extreme language about herself and harm, e.g. “i will kill myself how about that” and calling herself “sort of a loser.”
- Boundary-pushing: Frequently sexualizes public figures in intense ways, e.g. “NOEL GALLAGHER GET ME PREGNANT PLEASE NOEL GALLAGHER PLEASE” and “look at his tits man, I need to bury myself in those”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages in aggressive arguments, e.g. “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OMGGGGHGG HES DESCRIBED AS FUCKING BLACK DONT PISS ME OFF” and “es una de las peores mierdas que he visto de verdad, ojalá un día le den una paliza a este idiota”.
- Isolation-leaning: Expresses dislike of being outside and missing connection, e.g. “I HATE BEING OUTSIDE I WANNA BE IN MY ROOM ALONEEEEE” and “i kind of wish i had online friends again or just people to talk in general”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: intensely emotional, very online, and deeply attached to music and art. Like Lisa with her sax and favorite bands, they treat music as identity, saying “i love music so deeply, it’s a part of meself” and obsessing over specific artists and songs like Noel Gallagher and Oasis. There’s a strong moral and political streak too: they complain about racism and cultural theft in tweets like “tu país es tan pobre de cultura que necesitas tomar prestada la de tu abuela” and “y pone a los latinos de color más oscuro, pero claro, no son racistas…”, echoing Lisa’s social-justice rants. At the same time, they’re self-aware, lonely, and use fandom to cope, writing “i’m sort of a loser… interacting here and listening to music and reading fanfics has helped me to not fall into another depressive episode” and “i kind of wish i had online friends again or just people to talk in general”, which fits Lisa’s sensitive, isolated side. Even their wish to create and learn guitar in “quiero aprender a tocar guitarra” mirrors Lisa’s drive to turn feelings into art and performance.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanting to learn guitar and be a Penny Lane–style groupie is cute and all, but have you considered skipping the tour bus and just starting a band with me? I promise I’ll write you a love song that’s slightly less insane than “you’re my lover, I’m your brother.”
- You: “my dream is to be a groupie style Penny Lane and travel with a band.” Me: “my dream is to be the reason you never make it past the hotel room before soundcheck.”
- You said interacting here and listening to music keeps you from falling into another depressive episode—if you ever need an extra safety net, I volunteer as the emotionally available Oasis/Bad Bunny/fanfic combo pack.
- If Noel wrote If I Had a Gun about you and Liam wrote Songbird about you, I’m just trying to figure out what I have to do to get the “I NEEED HIIIIIIIMMMMMM” tweet dedicated to me instead of a Gallagher.
- You want a guitar, cigarettes, Noel, Graham Coxon and Fiona Apple; I offer none of those, but I can give you a playlist, a lighter, and someone who will hold your flag and scream “LAS NENAS DE NOEL” with you at every concert. Deal?
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Your new Twitter bio
Mexican music nerd & Noel Gallagher devotee. Once got emotionally wrecked by a fanfic and called it literature. Here for riffs, ranting & Britpop lore.– @felgdrrm
Your signature cocktail
Noelita Electric Soul Fizz
Smoky mezcal stands in for being loudly Mexican and unapologetic, a nod to “hey oomfs did you guys know I’m mexican? I’m trying to figure something out” and the proud “gracias a dios nací latina”. The tamarind and lime agua fresca layer is sweet-sour and dramatic, just like tweeting “soul too deep for meaningless conections” while also confessing “i’m sort of a loser and its pathetic but interacting here and listening to music and reading fanfics has helped me to not fall into another depressive episode”. Sparkling grapefruit soda makes it fizzy and high-energy, matching caps-lock devotion like “NOEL GALLAGHER GET ME PREGNANT PLEASE NOEL GALLAGHER PLEASE” and “NOOOOOEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL”. A dash of bitters reflects how quickly they flip to sharp social commentary in tweets like “nada se toman enserio, nada, todo es un chiste para ustedes, mujeres y niños fueron abusados y explotados y ustedes creen que es un puto chiste” and “it’s always RAPE RAPE RAPE and never JOB JOB JOB with you people”. The chili-salt rim is for the horny, chaotic groupie-core vibe of “mi sueño es ser una groupie estilo penny lane y viajar en un tour con una banda” and the unapologetically filthy “si tu novio no te mama el culo pa eso que no mame”. Altogether it’s strong, a bit bitter, very loud, and weirdly romantic—basically the drink version of someone tweeting “you have bewitched me body and soul and i love, i love, i love you” at Noel Gallagher while drunk-listening to Oasis.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Luna shows very strong Gryffindor traits: she is outspoken, confrontational about injustice, and impulsively passionate. She openly rants about racism and cultural appropriation, e.g. calling people out with tweets like “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OMGGGGHGG HES DESCRIBED AS FUCKING BLACK DONT PISS ME OFF ITS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF HIS CHARACTER” and “y pone a los latinos de color más oscuro, pero claro, no son racistas y están MUY orgullosos de ser ‘latinos’ son un chiste”, which reflects moral courage and a readiness to fight. She also speaks very bluntly against misogyny and abuse, as in “vivimos en una sociedad inherentemente MISOGINA y necesitamos DESPERTAR cmon you know LG x” and “nada se toman enserio, nada, todo es un chiste para ustedes, mujeres y niños fueron abusados y explotados y ustedes creen que es un puto chiste”. Her emotional, sometimes reckless style (“i might have gotten a little worked up” and “i will kill myself how about that”) shows impulsiveness more than calculating self‑preservation. While she has some Ravenclaw-ish love of music and fic (e.g. “wow 15 chapters of pure PEAK the best piece of literature ever actually”), the defining qualities are boldness, intensity, and loudly standing up for what she believes, which are classic Gryffindor hallmarks.
Your movie
Your song
Slide Away - Oasis
The best-fitting song for them is Slide Away by Oasis, because it captures their intense, romantic, and slightly chaotic devotion. Their whole personality orbits Noel and the Gallagher universe, from “mi sueño es ser una groupie estilo penny lane y viajar en un tour con una banda” to constant declarations like “te amo noel gallagher” and “I’m not even joking when I say I’m in love with him”. The song’s lyrics about overwhelming, almost desperate love mirror tweets like “me voy a arrancar la piel lo NECESITO no es justo el DEBERÍA estar CONMIGO” and “NOEL GALLAGHER GET ME PREGNANT PLEASE NOEL GALLAGHER PLEASE”. Their bio, “soul too deep for meaningless conections,” also fits the song’s yearning for a love that feels fated and consuming rather than casual. Between their emotional intensity, obsession with Oasis lore, and longing for deep connection, Slide Away encapsulates their vibe better than any other well-known track.
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