Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Dedicated to metal bands like Angra and Rush, frequently sharing art, memes, and praise for musicians like “Edu Falaschi”.
- Social Connector: Actively engages with their community, follows back, and maintains close friendships like with “a Bia” on the platform.
- Creative Humorist: Displays wit by creating edited images like “Baby mago” and making self-deprecating jokes about their own interactions.
- Socially Conscious: Advocates for political causes and workers' rights, discussing the “union of the proletariat” and opposing capitalism.
- Radically Honest: Openly shares personal struggles and life updates, including their “2024 retrospective” regarding mental health and lifestyle habits.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Behavior: Admits to risky activities like “cheirar” (snorting substances) with alcohol, leading to manic episodes and insomnia.
- Excessive Vulgarity: Frequently uses highly graphic or sexualized language when discussing idols, such as “chupar aquele cu”.
- Digital Dependency: Expresses high anxiety over “shadowbanning” and falling view counts, showing a heavy reliance on social media validation.
- Aggressive Communication: Resorts to insults when frustrated, calling others “antas” (idiots) or ranting aggressively against the church.
- Financial Impudence: Bluntly asks followers for money via “PIX” to buy band merchandise rather than for essential needs.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the user's chaotic humor, they embody Lisa’s intense passion for intellectual pursuits and music, specifically being a self-proclaimed “maior fã do Rush e do Angra que esse país já viu”. Like Lisa, Andrei is politically vocal and idealistic, tweeting about how the “união das classes trabalhadoras contra o capitalismo... é inevitável” and ranking “manifestação” as a 10/10 activity. They both share a sense of superiority regarding their niche tastes, seen when Andrei tells people to “parar de opinar sobre música” if they use ignorant superlatives. However, Andrei reflects a teenage version of Lisa who is disillusioned, struggling with “nível de depressão” while remaining the smartest, most opinionated person in the room.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Andrei exhibits clear Extraversion (E) through his high-frequency social posting, constant interaction with his friend Bia, and concern over engagement levels, asking “Cade meus mutuals favoritos? Passaram a me ignorar”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his abstract humor, obsession with fandom lore, and political idealism regarding the “união do proletariado”, rather than purely practical daily concerns. He leans toward Feeling (F) due to his emotionally charged, expressive language and his habit of making decisions based on personal values or whims, such as his passionate outbursts about his idols: “Oiii dudu falaschi meu amor lindo delicioso vc arrasa muito”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is highlighted by his self-admitted procrastination, spontaneous drinking habits, and disorganized approach to creative tasks, noting “preciso de ajuda p organizar minhas ideias de escrita”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Angra deep cut? Because I’d definitely pay a high price for some 'paradas do Angra' just to have you in my collection.
- I may not be Edu Falaschi, but I promise I won't go bald or start adjusting my underwear in the middle of our first date.
- Are we at a Pink Floyd concert? Because I’m definitely picking Roger Waters over Gilmour, but I’d pick you over the both of them combined.
- Is your name Fabio Lione? Because even though you 'hate Italians,' I’m hoping you’ll make an exception for this 'progeira gostosa.'
- I promise I’m a much better travel companion than a 0/10 barbecue—how about we skip the 'Netflix & chill' and go straight to a 10/10 show together?
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Your new Twitter bio
Rio-based historian of progressive metal and classic rock. Passionate about Angra, Rush, and political theory. Once mistook a baby filter for an opera singer.– @felinoboia
Your signature cocktail
The Progeira Gostosa Smash
This drink captures Andrei’s chaotic energy as a 'prog-metal bombshell' who loves a good buzz, as seen in his tweet, “Bebi mt gin, pqp”. The cachaça base represents his Rio roots and his admission that he likes to “bater suco de maçã do mal (c cachaça)”. The golden syrup honors his obsession with 'blonde' metal icons like Edu Falaschi, whom he calls a “loira GOSTOSA”, while the bitter greens nod to his vocal distate for institutions, claiming, “grrrr eu odeio a igreja”. Finally, the pink glitter and 'stone' ice cube reflect his dual love for 'femme' aesthetics and Pink Floyd, specifically his habit of spamming “stone 🗿 stone 🗿 stone 🗿” in the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Andrei exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of unapologetic ambition, resourcefulness, and a cunning sense of humor. He isn't afraid to be blunt about his desires, such as when he asks for money by stating, “Alguém me faz pix pra eu comprar bglh do angra? Sendo sincero... é que eu to querendo umas paradas do Angra mesmo”, showing a direct, self-serving resourcefulness. His leadership and revolutionary spirit are channeled through his political conviction, seen in his call for the “união das classes trabalhadoras contra o capitalismo”, reflecting an ambitious desire to reshape society. Furthermore, his bio’s warning to “posto e retuíto muita besteira, não reclame” displays a typical Slytherin disregard for others' disapproval, prioritizing his own self-expression and 'edgy' identity above all else.
Your movie
Your song
Carry On - Angra
As an avid fan of power metal and the creator of the #angratwt tag, Andrei’s online persona is defined by his intense devotion to Angra and its members, often mixing high-energy fandom with chaotic humor. He frequently oscillates between profound musical gatekeeping, as seen in his advice to “parar de opinar sobre música” when people use superlatives, and extremely thirsty posts about the band, such as wanting to “dar meu cu pro Edu falaschi COM ORGULHO”. Carry On captures the fast-paced, dramatic, and 'progeira' spirit of his timeline, which ranges from communist political manifestos to “bebi mt gin, pqp” levels of intoxication. The song's anthemic nature matches his self-proclaimed status as the “maior fã do Rush e do Angra que esse país já viu”, embodying the 'forever-on-the-timeline' energy he maintains despite constant fears of being shadowbanned.
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