Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technically-driven: Talks deeply about hardware, Linux, optimization, and memory crises, e.g. “Não é apenas um S.O. Linux paga minhas contas...” and “A questão é que numa 'crise' de memória...”.
- Self-disciplined: Consistently tweaks setup and tools to work better, like disabling swap and analyzing behavior in “Eu desativei a memória Swap do PC...” and scripting Steam backups in “Estou fazendo um Script para fazer backup das capas...”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and memes to comment on tech, banks, and life, such as “Mano!!! Quem é Itaú?? 😂😂😂” and “Hotweels de 20 anos atrás sendo melhor kkkkk”.
- Reflective: Shares thoughtful opinions on art, industry, and education, like “O mundo inteiro praticamente baba ovo da Mona lisa. Acho The Martyr of the Solway...” and reflections on ENEM vs classificatory exams in “Vendo o pessoal postar a nota do enem...”.
- Perseverant: Shows persistence with career and projects, from long interviews and job anxiety to celebration of being made permanent in “Consegui!! Fui efetivado!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳” and the 27-minute interview in “27min de entrevista de emprego. OMG”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-critical: Often expresses strong contempt toward tools or companies, e.g. “É o que eu digo, pau no c* do windows irmão” and “Windows é completo' realmente, completo de bugs...”.
- Tech-cynical: Shows frequent pessimism about modern hardware/software motives, like “A genialidade hoje é quem consegue espremer mais dinheiro do consumidor...” and “A questão é que numa 'crise' de memória, eles dão a oferta para quem paga mais...”.
- Overworked: Tweets about exhaustion and lack of rest, indicating possible imbalance, such as “EU APENAS QUERO DESCANSAR... PUTA QUE BARALHO.” and returning home late after many days away in “Voltando para casa depois de 12 dias fora. Só que vou chegar 11 da noite 💀”.
- Impatient: Shows frustration with slow responses and processes, e.g. “Rapaz, a mulher demora 7 dias úteis para responder, parece correios.” and annoyance with Steam servers in “Servidor da steam em horário de pico parece ataque cardíaco...”.
- Blunt-communicator: Communicates in a very direct, sometimes abrasive way, like “O sistema não tem culpa da burrice do usuário.” and mocking antivirus users in “Já não uso antivírus a muitos anos... Quando você aprende onde anda na internet, você se torna melhor que eles”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Felipe mixes technical know‑how with very down‑to‑earth, self‑deprecating humor, which is very Homer Simpson: he’s a computer engineer and Linux power‑user but still jokes about everyday annoyances like paying for a haircut in “Acabei de pagar 40 reais para cortar o cabelo e barba” and tiring workdays in “EU APENAS QUERO DESCANSAR... PUTA QUE BARALHO.”. Like Homer, he’s openly enthusiastic and expressive when he’s happy, celebrating wins loudly in “Consegui!! Fui efetivado!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳” and sharing his gaming and tech hype in posts such as “Novo Vegas, bora build de sniper”. He balances this silliness with genuine pride in his skills and career, similar to Homer’s occasional heartfelt competence, for example talking about Linux paying his bills in “não é apenas um S.O. Linux paga minhas contas a alguns anos, me ensinou de verdade como usar um computador”. The combination of family‑style warmth (like sharing moments with Sophia in “Bom dia!! Sophia dormiu no colo”), impulsive jokes, and strong opinions about tech and work makes him closest to a more tech‑savvy, modern Homer rather than the more serious or idealistic characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Felipe comes across as more Introverted than Extroverted: he frequently posts about solo activities like gaming, scripting, Linux tinkering, and personal reflections instead of parties or large social events, e.g. working on a Steam backup script in “Estou fazendo um Script para fazer backup das capas, heros, icons modificados pelo usuário na steam. E também pode instalar novamente caso você formate o PC” or customizing his setup in “Perfil do discord tematizado 😏”. He leans Intuitive rather than Sensing because he repeatedly draws broader conclusions and systems-level thoughts from specific events, like using hardware and market news to critique industry incentives in “A genialidade hoje é quem consegue espremer mais dinheiro do consumidor, quem liga pra otimização?” and talking about memory crises, DRAM and optimization in “A questão é que numa 'crise' de memória, eles dão a oferta para quem paga mais... as empresas de IA podem pagar 20x mais que você nos chips e ainda ter lucro.”. His tone is strongly Thinking: he is blunt, analytical and critical, often prioritizing logic over harmony, as in “Windows é completo' realmente, completo de bugs que a própria microsoft faz”, “O sistema não tem culpa da burrice do usuário.”, and his dry take on Netflix’s business reasoning in “Eu entendo a falta de respeito por parte da netflix, mas compreendo o que ela pensou”. He seems more Perceiving than Judging: despite being competent and technical, his tweets show spontaneity and flexible, reactive behavior rather than strict planning, like joking about forgetting git push in “Mas agora que vou ser Diretor do Valkyrie Project tem que manter mais constância 😐”, impulsively tweaking setups and overclocks in “E esse OVERCLOCK aqui rapaziada, TUDO BOM? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”, and casually disabling swap despite side effects in “Eu desativei a memória Swap do PC, sempre que bate o tempo e ele tenta desligar, ele não consegue kkkkkkkk ele volta exatamente onde estava”. Overall, his mix of introverted tech focus, abstract/systemic commentary, logical bluntness, and improvisational tinkering lines up best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You paid 40 reais to cut your hair and beard, but honestly, with that Viking vibe that earned you the name Lodbrock, I think the real upgrade would be letting me take you out instead of the barber.
- You deactivated swap so your PC never really ‘sleeps’ and always comes back where it was… wanna try that with us? We pause for Guaraná and games, then resume exactly from ‘our last save point’.
- You turned your lockscreen into Frieren, customized Steam covers, themed your Discord, and even script backups for icons… with that level of dedication, I’m low‑key hoping you’ll ‘personalize’ your life with a slot reserved for me.
- Computer engineer, Linux master, professor, gamer, director of Valkyrie Project, and recently efetivado… seeing your journey from those job interviews to the celebration tweet, I don’t just want to flirt—I genuinely admire your grind and would love to be part of your next chapter.
- You say ‘I use Arch (BTW)’ and roast Windows every other day; I also like stability—so how about we start a long‑term, well‑optimized relationship, zero bloatware, just you, me, and a perfectly tuned dual‑boot weekend of games and beach photos that look fake but you swear you took?
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Your new Twitter bio
Computer engineer & professor from Nova Friburgo. Runs Arch, resurrects old GPUs, scripts Steam backups, and once turned swap off just to see what breaks.– @Felipe_Lodbrock
Your signature cocktail
Arch & Guaraná Overclock
This cocktail starts with Guaraná soda to celebrate their Brazilian roots and the simple joy of posting just “Guaraná”. A bold espresso shot and cold brew coffee ice cubes represent their relentless study and high-energy grind, like when they say they use AI to handle massive study loads instead of reading "5 books with 600 pages each" in a semester “Realmente vou ter que partir para usar IA local...”. Cachaça brings strength and celebration to match the hype of “Consegui!! Fui efetivado!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳” and all the wins they post about. A dash of smoked salt nods to their salty tech rants and unapologetic Linux pride like “Não é apenas um S.O. Linux paga minhas contas...” and “É o que eu digo, pau no c* do windows irmão”. Overall it’s strong, slightly sweet, a bit bitter, and proudly experimental—just like an Arch user who jokes “I use Arch (BTW)” while overclocking life itself.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Felipe shows a strong love of learning and analysis, especially around technical topics. He talks about using AI as a study tool and complains about limits because he wants deep context, saying he uses AI "pra estudo" and can’t stop to read multiple 600‑page books in a semester: “Sim, eu uso IA pra estudo, não dá pra parar o tempo para ler 5 livros com 600 páginas cada em 1 semestre”. His pride in Linux as a learning vehicle is telling: “Linux paga minhas contas a alguns anos, me ensinou de verdade como usar um computador, me orgulho da minha tese de TCC ser graças a esse pinguim maldito”, which combines intellectual curiosity with a reflective mindset about tools and systems. He often analyzes tech and industry decisions critically, like memory markets and optimization, e.g. “A questão é que numa 'crise' de memória, eles dão a oferta para quem paga mais... É como dizem, a maioria não pena no consumidor, e sim onde está o dinheiro, mesmo que custe dignidade” and his breakdown of how Netflix chose certain IPs: “eu entendo a falta de respeito por parte da netflix, mas compreendo o que ela pensou…”. He also enjoys dissecting software behavior and low-level concepts, such as explaining how the mouse is represented as a file in Linux: “Curiosidade para quem não sabe, o mouse nas distro Linux é um arquivo como se fosse um .txt…”. This consistent pattern of curiosity, explanation, and analytical commentary fits Ravenclaw far better than the more emotion-driven bravery of Gryffindor, the pure ambition of Slytherin, or the community-focused warmth of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Stronger - Kanye West
A song about turning struggle into fuel for growth fits Felipe’s mix of grind, tech passion, and resilience. He jokes about heavy study and the need for powerful tools, like when he says he’ll have to upgrade RAM because “32 não tá segurando não família. 🥲” and about relying on AI for dense coursework in “eu uso IA pra estudo, não dá pra parar o tempo para ler 5 livros com 600 páginas cada em 1 semestre”. His pride in Linux and self-taught mastery, shown in “Linux paga minhas contas a alguns anos, me ensinou de verdade como usar um computador” and joking that he’s a “Mestre em Linux 🖥️”, aligns with the song’s theme of leveling up through dedication. Even his career wins, like celebrating “Consegui!! Fui efetivado!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳”, echo the hook’s idea that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. The mix of humor, hustle, and love for tech and games throughout his timeline matches the confident, forward-driving energy of Stronger.
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