Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses strong care and pride for others, like celebrating someone’s success and talent in “vc realmente está vivendo todos seus sonhos e não há nada que me deixe mais feliz” and “você realmente sempre teve muito potencial e talento e me enche de orgulho”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful exaggeration, such as “maçonaria é outro nome para orgia entre velhos” and “prefiro perder um dedo (a escolha) do que ver série sobre hospitalzinho”.
- Emotionally_open: Shares personal feelings openly, from love in “aconteceu o que eu mais temia..... me apaixonei por uma carioca” to vulnerability in “AAAAAAaaaaaAaa to com depressao”.
- Grateful: Frequently thanks people and circumstances, like “muito bom voltar a trampar 💕💕💕”, “obrigado VR de 1200 🙏”, and “muito bom ter 50% off vitalício no rappi”.
- Playfully_political: Engages with politics with humor and passion, as seen in “indo vota nele.”, “o que a janja vai tirar de leite desse homem...”, and jokes about Bolsonaro in “por favor bolsonaro pegue coronavirus”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh_language: Uses strong insults and profanity that can come off as aggressive, such as “CHUPA LUMENA SUA FUDIDA”, “ngm mandou ser pau no cu”, and “CHUPA MEU CU”.
- Impulsive_posting: Tweets intense reactions and all-caps outbursts like “NAMSMERKSKFKSKDKDMDKDJSXJNDNDNFNFJDXKCKCKF KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and rapid-fire BBB or politics rants around “agora acabou o assunto de bbb na tl, podemos voltar a programção normal”.
- Self_deprecating: Frequently puts himself down, which can reinforce a negative self-image, like “eu n presto”, “Mamãe falhei”, and “AAAAAAaaaaaAaa to com depressao”.
- Conflict_prone: Shows a confrontational tone toward groups or individuals, such as “se vc eh pedro henrique n fale cmg” and “odeio todo pedro henrique”.
- Cynical_attitude: Displays recurring frustration and pessimism about life and people, for example “as mulher são td falsa”, “kansado, n quero +”, and “hora boa é o caralho”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe is closest to Homer Simpson: chaotic, affectionate, impulsive, often self-deprecating but fundamentally warm-hearted. There’s a loud, exaggerated humor and love of simple pleasures, like food and laziness, in tweets such as “vontade de meter um dogao de rua botar td que tem direito até o que eu n gosto” and “preguiça”, which mirror Homer’s constant craving and slacker energy. The user swings between melodramatic despair and shrugging it off—see “AAAAAAaaaaaAaa to com depressao” and “kansado, n quero +”—much like Homer’s over-the-top reactions that reset by the next episode. There’s also a crude but affectionate way of talking to people and things, like “te amo sua cachorra” and “CHUPA MEU CU”, which fits Homer’s mix of love and vulgarity. Finally, the combination of political outbursts and everyday silliness—“por favor bolsonaro pegue coronavirus” alongside goofy bits like “prrguntas q ainda não existem respostas.. a lagartixa eh um mamífero?”—matches Homer’s tendency to stumble into big opinions while still mostly living in his own comedic bubble.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly social, outwardly expressive, and energized by interaction, suggesting Extraversion (E). They frequently comment on public events and TV (e.g., BBB) with loud reactions like “CHUPA LUMENA SUA FUDIDA”, and joke about friends, love, and everyday chaos in a way that assumes an audience, rather than using Twitter as a quiet diary. Their humor is imaginative, metaphorical, and often absurd, pointing to Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: tweets like “meu cerebelo ta parecendo uma massinha de modelar” or the playful question “a lagartixa eh um mamífero?” show a love of quirky, conceptual framing more than factual detail. They appear strongly guided by emotions, relationships, and values, fitting Feeling (F). They openly express affection and pride in others, as in “vc realmente está vivendo todos seus sonhos e não há nada que me deixe mais feliz” and “te amo sua cachorra”, and talk about missing people and being happy for what they’ve lived, like “feliz por tudo que já vivi e ainda tenho pra viver ❤️”. Their style is impulsive, chaotic, and very in-the-moment, suggesting Perceiving (P) rather than structured Judging: they joke about money suddenly arriving “caiu o faz me rir”, embrace spontaneity with posts like “muito bom qdo as coisas acontecem quando a gente menos espera”, and generally treat life with flexible, go-with-the-flow humor rather than orderly planning. Altogether, their expressive, people-focused, imaginative, spontaneous vibe best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d rather lose a finger than watch hospital series… lucky for you, I’m not a series, but I am a great reason to stay up all night checking your vitals on WhatsApp.
- Since your heart already betrayed you and fell for a carioca, I’m just here to negotiate a truce between São Paulo and Rio… starting with a peace treaty signed in a bar and sealed with a kiss.
- You once tweeted ‘que deus abençoe todos os cachorrinho desse mundo’ — as someone who’d like to be blessed by you too, can I at least qualify as an honorary cachorro fofo?
- From ‘pingou no Itaú’, VR de 1200 and 50% off no Rappi, I see you’re a fan of perks — so here’s a new one: unlimited cashback in hugs and interest accrued in kisses if you invest your time in me.
- You’re out here hating coentro, roasting League of Legends, and still managing to be soft enough to miss someone’s ‘raba’ on New Year’s… I think your real talento is making chaos look charming, and I’d like front-row seats to the next season.
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From São Paulo, powered by coffee, memes & stray dogs. Once thanked God for VR and never forgave coentro. Marketing brain, shitpost heart.– @felipeosuave
Your signature cocktail
Carioca Karma on the Rocks
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee for that late-night, chaotic humor and insomnia-scroller vibe, echoing the irreverence of posts like “CHUPA MEU CU” and “o jovem precisa acabar”. Guava juice adds a tropical sweetness that nods to falling for a girl from Rio in “aconteceu o que eu mais temia..... me apaixonei por uma carioca” and the affectionate tone of “te amo sua cachorra”. A dash of chili bitters represents the sharp, sometimes savage humor in tweets like “ngm mandou ser pau no cu” and the political venom of “por favor bolsonaro pegue coronavirus”. Lime juice cuts through with brightness, mirroring their bursts of joy in “feliz por tudo que já vivi e ainda tenho pra viver ❤️” and “muito bom voltar a trampar 💕💕💕”. Topped with sparkling water, it stays fizzy and unpredictable, just like the meme-y, chaotic energy of “NAMSMERKSKFKSKDKDMDKDJSXJNDNDNFNFJDXKCKCKF KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and the playful randomness of “prrguntas q ainda não existem respostas.. a lagartixa eh um mamífero?”. Strong but refreshing, sweet with a bite, it’s a timeline-in-a-glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Felipe’s timeline shows a loud, impulsive, heart-on-sleeve personality that fits Gryffindor best. He’s outspoken and unafraid of confrontation, whether yelling about politics in tweets like “por favor bolsonaro pegue coronavirus” and “o filho do presidente acabou com o idolo de vcs”, or going all-caps in chaos posts like “CHUPA MEU CU”. There’s a dramatic, impulsive flair in lines such as “AAAAAAaaaaaAaa to com depressao” and “Aconteceu o que eu mais temia..... me apaixonei por uma carioca”, where he dives into feelings without much filter or self-protection. At the same time, he’s fiercely affectionate and loyal to people and animals he loves, seen in posts like “te amo sua cachorra” and “que deus abençoe todos os cachorrinho desse mundo”. While there is humor and some curiosity, the dominant traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to loudly stand up for what he feels in the moment—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff or the strategic self-focus of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits them because it’s about turning chaos, heartbreak, and mistakes into humor and self-growth, which is exactly how this timeline reads. They constantly mix affection with a bit of emotional wreckage, from the raw longing of “a sdd que tu faz..” and the playful horniness of “te amo sua cachorra” to the desperate scream of “AAAAAAaaaaaAaa to com depressao”. Even when things go wrong, they pivot to gratitude or jokes, like being “feliz por tudo que já vivi e ainda tenho pra viver ❤️” in this tweet or saying “muito bom qdo as coisas acontecem quando a gente menos espera”. The song’s theme of moving on while still appreciating the past matches their mix of emotional drama, romantic entanglements (like “aconteceu o que eu mais temia..... me apaixonei por uma carioca”) and self-aware humor about their own messiness. Overall, they treat life like a sequence of chaotic chapters they’re oddly grateful for, which is the core spirit of thank u, next.
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