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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and constantly oscillating between self-deprecation and loud, silly confidence. Like Bart, they lean hard into juvenile, transgressive humor, from bodily jokes like “I shit my pants” and “did you shit today?” to absurd catchphrases like “I am a pisscel and I love pissing”. There’s also that swaggering, overcompensating bravado in tweets such as “I walk slowly because I have a big cock” and “All women love fellps”, which feels very Bart-showing-off even if it’s half-ironic. At the same time, the user flashes moments of existential boredom and angst, like “Another boring day in my empty life” and “just realized my days are numbered and I'm spending them on twitter.”, echoing the way Bart occasionally reveals vulnerability beneath the clowning. Their anti-work, anti-authority streak in posts like “be lazy, never work” and “Peace among us, war on the lords.” also fits Bart’s rebellious, stick-it-to-the-system attitude. Overall, the mix of crude humor, performative edginess, and hidden insecurity makes Bart the best fit.

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They lean Introvert (I): despite joking about wanting attention, most posts are self-deprecating, inward-looking reflections rather than social flexing, e.g. “just realized my days are numbered and I'm spending them on twitter.” and “Why do I still have followers?”. Their humor and interests are strongly Intuitive (N), playing with abstractions, irony, and language instead of concrete details, as in “Words words and words I just know words nothing more”, the invented word “i created a new word: 'cuboa'.”, and satire like “Prohibition of public opinion now!”. They appear more Feeling (F) than strictly logical: values and moods dominate, from political/moral sarcasm “Peace among us, war on the lords.” to identity-charged posts like “I am a gay little weird gay boy 💔” and emotional vulnerability in “Estou fazendo desempregomaxxing mas tá sendo muito difícil com todo mundo me pressionando”. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving (P): they celebrate idleness and spontaneity over structure, as seen in “be lazy, never work”, “I am an idle man”, and stream-of-consciousness shitposts like the sequence from “Biirs” through “Israel filled my refrigerator with bears”. Altogether, the introspective gloom, ironic idealism, value-laden jokes, and chaotic, unstructured posting style fit INFP better than other types.

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Unemployed philosopher in training. Drinks too much, reads too much, tweets even more. Once invented the word “cuboa” and still not sure what it means.– @fellman025

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This cocktail starts with cachaça to honor their chaotic Brazilian drunkposting and finds of booze, like “Achei um litro de cachaça no armário kkkkkkkkkk hoje tem” and “I love drinking”. Cold brew coffee represents their overthinking, faux-intellectual side, as seen in “me = intellectual nonchalant chudcell You = antintellectual problematic media” and “I consume problematic antintellectual media”. Tonic water adds a bitter fizz for the unemployed / idle-life manifesto, inspired by “be lazy, never work”, “laziness is a demonized word laziness is the mother of creativity”, and “Estou fazendo desempregomaxxing mas tá sendo muito difícil com todo mundo me pressionando”. A twist of lemon peel gives a sharp, self-deprecating bite that mirrors “I am fucking stupid” and “stupid gay idiot”, cutting through the sweetness of their cat-loving softness in “I LOVE CUTE CATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”. Finally, a dash of saline solution stands for the tears and existential dread behind the jokes, evoking “just realized my days are numbered and I'm spending them on twitter.” and the melodramatic flair of “Komm, mein süßer Tod.”. This is a strong, bittersweet, slightly experimental highball: fizzy like their timeline, depressive like their punchlines, and weirdly refreshing in spite of it all.

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This user shows a strong mix of irony and intellectual playfulness that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They explicitly frame themself as an intellectual outsider in contrast to others, e.g. “me = intellectual nonchalant chudcell You = antintellectual problematic media” and “I consume problematic antintellectual media”, which suggests self-awareness and meta-commentary rather than pure edge. They casually reference philosophy and history in a knowing way, like the Diogenes joke in “When Diogenes was walking through the streets of Greece holding a lamp... 'I'm looking for a man with aura.' Opinions?” and the literary flex in “i finished taras bulba damn i wish ukrainians are real”. Their humor is highly verbal and language-focused, from neologisms and wordplay like “i created a new word: 'cuboa'.” and “Burjuasie Bourgeouasee Bourgeoauz Bourgeois Bourgeaisie Bourgeai z” to absurd meta-lines such as “Words words and words I just know words nothing more”. Even when discussing work and laziness, the stance is conceptual and ironic, e.g. “laziness is a demonized word laziness is the mother of creativity”, showing reflective thinking rather than pure hedonism. Overall, the blend of self-deprecating intellect, philosophical references, and playful linguistic creativity all point most strongly to Ravenclaw over the other houses.

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The best fit is "Bored in the USA" because so many of their posts are steeped in irony, boredom, and disillusionment with work, politics, and modern life. They joke about unemployment and pressure with lines like "Estou fazendo desempregomaxxing mas tá sendo muito difícil com todo mundo me pressionando", which matches the song’s critique of the hollow promise of work and success. Their mock-praise of capitalism and labor in "✨💖💗♥️I love corn syrup, Israel, USA and capitalism. I love to work 8 hours every day to prove I am a worthy person to other people and the government. I will work for my entire life and have children for the antichrist. Work is life and I will never disagree 😁🌻🙌✨♥️✨" mirrors the song’s satirical tone about the American dream and consumerism. Tweets like "Another boring day in my empty life" and "just realized my days are numbered and I'm spending them on twitter." echo the song’s existential boredom and sense of wasted time. Even their mix of self-deprecation and absurd humor, such as "I am fucking stupid" and "I am an idle man", fits the track’s blend of dark comedy and genuine despair about modern existence.

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