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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devout: He repeatedly invokes faith and vocation — 'i want to join the priesthood' and 'my faith in Shiva remains unshaken' — showing sincere religious commitment.
- Theatrical: His whole persona is performance: 'Your local Kurt Russell/Jeremy Irons skinwalker' plus the Al Pacino mask comment show a love for drama and props.
- Nostalgic: Many tweets are warm recollections — 'my childhood', 'I too wish it was 2000 again', and memories from Michoacan — revealing a sentimental streak.
- Loyal to cultures: He loudly defends places and peoples he loves, e.g. 'VIVA LA GENTE MEXICANA, PUTOS' and prideful references to heritage, showing fierce cultural loyalty.
- Creative writer: Regular links to Substack chapters ('new chapter') and vivid little scenes in tweets show he writes and constructs narratives for an audience.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative cruelty: He deliberately uses inflammatory language and slurs (his bio 'World's most ''transphobic' troon'' and replies like 'they are so delusional') which alienates many people.
- Contrarian posture: He often takes positions to shock — 'MEIN VOLK MEIN VOLK...' and 'You can't hate the Saracens enough' — which looks more performative than constructive.
- Impulsive: Quick, blunt reactions litter his feed — short jabs like 'apparently I'm a pussy' and 'they are so delusional' suggest reactive posting without moderation.
- Insensitivity: Frequent ableist and racial slurs (e.g. 'germs are naturally autistic' and other derogatory lines) show a pattern of harming marginalized people rather than critiquing ideas.
- Self‑sabotaging: His penchant for baiting and extreme statements (calling for becoming Eva Peron of Republika Srpska) risks burning bridges that could otherwise support his creative work.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob is a cultured troublemaker with theatrical flourishes and a taste for grandiosity, which mirrors Jez's dramatic references, love of masks and classical‑sounding pronouncements. Both relish provocation, performative intellect and the occasional megalomaniacal joke (Jez musing about being 'Eva Peron of Republika Srpska'), so Bob's mix of refinement and antagonism maps well onto Jez's online persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits Jez as an extroverted provocateur who delights in argument, improvisation and performance. He tags friends and pushes stunts ('Gonna be a silly boy and tag in @Glinner'), uses quick one‑liners to provoke ('they are so delusional'), and connects far‑flung ideas—religion, politics and pop culture—into theatrical statements ('Deus vult Jai Shiv'), demonstrating intuitive pattern‑making and love of debate. His posts are reactive and flexible rather than rigidly planned, consistent with perceiving, while his relish for rhetorical confrontation indicates thinking over feeling.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you let me, I'll learn to tie a tie as well as you did — then we can both be 'raging Catholic/Hindu' and very stylish together.
- Forget the Al Pacino mask, I'd rather see your face grin in the front row when I read your next Substack chapter.
- I'll bring the yarn and the snacks — you bring the howling and the priestly wisdom, and we'll make a very compelling odd couple.
- You said 'only @eeBAHeeCanales is allowed to glaze me like a Krispy Kreme' — jealous, but I'd happily let you glaze me after dinner.
- Walk me through Michoacán at midnight and I'll tell you which hymn pairs best with fried onions and late‑night nostalgia.
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Your new Twitter bio
Howling Jez ✝️🍀 — Catholic & Hindu with a flair for the dramatic. Writer, Substacker, yarn obsessive, dog devotee, and unapologetic contrarian. Cult cinema & island priest energy. Opinions loud, nuance optional. DMs open for collaborations.– @femboykurtrsl
Your signature cocktail
The Howling Jez
This drink mixes Irish backbone (whiskey) with smoky Mexican heat (mezcal and chili salt) reflecting his dual affection for Ireland and Mexico ('Craggy Island' vibes and 'VIVA LA GENTE MEXICANA'), the lime and cola nod to his murmured Cuban libre nostalgia ('a man needs a cuba libre once in a while'), and the smoke gives it theatrical drama like an Al Pacino mask. It's bold, slightly combustible and oddly comforting — much like his feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin suits Jez because he embraces ambition, identity politics, and the capacity to maneuver public opinion, even ruthlessly: 'please god, if there is a way to become the Eva Peron of Republika Srpska, make it happen.' He cultivates a cunning, self‑promotional persona ('Your local Kurt Russell/Jeremy Irons skinwalker') and often uses provocative rhetoric to advance status or shock value, which fits Slytherin's focus on resourcefulness and influence. His willingness to ally across odd ideological lines ('Call me the current year Honorius III... Like Hernán Cortez...to get shit done. Deus vult Jai Shiv') shows pragmatism that Slytherins admire.
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Your song
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
The song's blending of intimacy and religious imagery suits Jez's fusion of spiritual longing and performative desire — he oscillates between priestly devotion and erotic, jokey lines ('only @eeBAHeeCanales is allowed to glaze me like a Krispy Kreme and eat me after lol'), making 'Personal Jesus' a fitting soundtrack for his persona who seeks both salvation and attention.
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