Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for characters and games, e.g. “COMO TE AMO BLADE LOCO EL MAS MIO DE TODOS” and “TE AMO VARKA WE ALL PULLED FOR HIM”.
- Humoristic sarcasm: Uses jokes and exaggerated reactions to entertain, like “u people are so boring” and “u will never be him 🤣🤣🤣”.
- Critical thinking: Offers concrete critiques of media and companies, e.g. detailed complaints about Genshin patch quality in “que sorpresa q uno de los pjs masculinos más esperados sea tremendo mierdon…” and analysis of DC writing in “sexualized the hell out of starfire…”.
- Loyal dedication: Stays committed to long‑time interests like FF and specific characters, e.g. wanting to replay FFXIII and FFXV in “i seriously need to replay ffxiii” and “ok it's been literally a year maybe i can play ffxv again”.
- Expressive honesty: Openly treats the account as a ‘virtual diary’ and candidly shares feelings, from hype in “NO FUCKING WAY” to frustration in “are u fucking serious stupid dumb shit game i hate u”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and strong profanity that can come off as aggressive, e.g. “ugly and another 5 star ok 🤣🤣” and “los streamers son tan insoportable sobretodo este feo de mierda”.
- Overly negative: Focuses heavily on what’s ‘dogshit’, ‘slop’, or ‘frauds’, as in “another slop gacha game” and “ok absolute dogshit”, which can overshadow positive points.
- Confrontational tone: Tweets often frame others as stupid or boring, e.g. “u people are so boring” and “u mourn a dead game that will never see the light shut upppppppp”, which may escalate conflict.
- Emotional impulsivity: Reacts in extreme terms like “i'm gonna end it all” or all‑caps rants such as “WE ARE TIRED WRAP IT UP”, suggesting feelings spill out before cooling down.
- Perfectionist expectations: Shows strong disappointment when media doesn’t meet high standards, e.g. “go girl give us nothing as always!” and “hsr flopping rn”, which may reduce enjoyment.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, opinionated, and extremely online about their interests. Like Lisa ranting about injustice, they go off on media and corporate decisions, e.g. complaining about male character treatment in games in “que sorpresa q uno de los pjs masculinos más esperados sea tremendo mierdon...” and mocking bad writing in comics in “sexualized the hell out of starfire and made her a girl who only thinks abt sex...”. They’re also intensely devoted to their hyperfixations—Final Fantasy, Genshin, DC—mirroring Lisa’s obsessive love for jazz or causes, as seen in tweets like “mother gorgeous slay queen diva i fucking love u claire farron” and “COMO TE AMO BLADE LOCO EL MAS MIO DE TODOS”. Their mix of sarcasm and high standards (calling games “dogshit” or “slop” in “gacha, ninja, indie games... all the same seriously” and “ok absolute dogshit”) fits Lisa’s critical, somewhat jaded voice as she gets older. Even the "virtual diary" vibe and emotional overreactions to media drops and trailers resemble Lisa’s melodramatic but earnest intensity about the things she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I): their account is framed as a “virtual diary” and they mostly talk about games, fiction and personal fixations rather than social events, e.g. “free me from dc i wanna go back to my roots” and “ok it's been literally a year maybe i can play ffxv again.................”, which are solitary, inward-focused activities. Their interests are clearly intuitive (N): they obsess over story, characters, and broader patterns in media, like criticizing how a patch handled a character and worldbuilding in “q uno de los pjs masculinos más esperados sea tremendo mierdon… sin historia de arconte sin expansión de mapa...” and talking about relationships/dynamics such as “people who don't like jade x roy are WEAK and BORING i fucking love that messed up relationship”. They are very feeling (F)-driven, reacting with strong emotional language and value judgments instead of detached logic, e.g. “mother gorgeous slay queen diva i fucking love u claire farron”, “COMO TE AMO BLADE LOCO EL MAS MIO DE TODOS”, and moral outrage toward companies or writers in “q empresa d mierda loco siempre decepcionan”. Their style is quite perceiving (P): they bounce impulsively between fandoms/games, complain about gacha luck and debt (“i am so much in debt bro it's so over”), and make spontaneous comments like “wanna replay it so bad bro 🥹 maybe i should...” rather than showing structured planning or long-term organization. The combination of intense internal emotional life, idealistic standards for media, and highly reactive, spur-of-the-moment tweeting fits INFP best among the MBTI types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here thanking your ass for pulling Venti in 1.4 while I’m here thanking fate for pulling me onto your virtual diary TL… so, wanna co-op something other than Genshin’s dead-end patches?
- You replay FFXV and FFXIII for the emotional damage, complain about dogshit writing in the Outlaws, and still mourn Uncharted 4 being robbed in 2016—clearly you have excellent taste in tragic men… can I audition for the roster, or is that spot reserved for Blade and Roy?
- You said you’re so excited about Varka and still mad we don’t have Xiao/Zhongli skins; I can’t fix Hoyoverse, but I can promise you this: if we go out, I’ll show up with more effort and content than that ‘tremendo mierdón’ male character patch you dragged.
- You screaming ‘TE AMO VARKA WE ALL PULLED FOR HIM’ and ‘COMO TE AMO BLADE LOCO EL MAS MIO DE TODOS’ makes me a little jealous—how many primogems would I have to farm to become as pull-worthy as your timeline husbands?
- You hate strawberry poundcake, slop gacha, boring people, and ugly fraud bitches on the screen… but you love Claire Farron, Batman, Phainon, and dickroy + Bruce—statistically speaking, I’m much closer to the second category, so should we test that hypothesis over Subway or a game night?
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Ari | she/her | +18 | part-time gacha victim, full-time FF & DC ranter. Once bought so much Subway I got embarrassed but still went back.– @femcurse
Your signature cocktail
Blade & Bitterness: Virtual Diary Fizz
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal base and a dash of overproof rum for the loud, unfiltered energy of tweets like “OH MY GODDDD WKFNWJNGKWNFKDNGNSNNGNDGNFNCNSNFNWNFNWKFKWKDK” and the intense devotion of “COMO TE AMO BLADE LOCO EL MAS MIO DE TODOS”. Pink grapefruit juice with a splash of lime adds a sharp, slightly sour edge for the constant salt at games and companies, like “que sorpresa q uno de los pjs masculinos más esperados sea tremendo mierdon...” and “another slop gacha game”. A chili-honey syrup threads sweetness through the burn, echoing how they can roast something and still be affectionate, as in “phainon ends all of those genshin impact frauds 🤣” and “people who don't like jade x roy are WEAK and BORING i fucking love that messed up relationship”. The blackberry liqueur float gives a dark, dramatic top layer fitting for their DC/FFXI/FFXV obsessions like “free me from dc i wanna go back to my roots” and “oh claire farron...”. Finally, soda water over crushed ice keeps it fizzy and chaotic, like live-reacting to announcements in “solo keda tomb raider juego de naughty dog y PLS KH4” and raging at streams in “me duermo en vivo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is driven by sharp ambition and an instinct to call out perceived incompetence or unfairness, which is very Slytherin-coded. They frequently display a ruthless, almost combative honesty toward games, companies, and creators, e.g. “que sorpresa q uno de los pjs masculinos más esperados sea tremendo mierdon en un patch MALISIMO… q empresa d mierda loco siempre decepcionan” and “u will never be hsr white night 2.0 trailer wrap it up leaveeee FLOPPP”, showing a willingness to publicly drag what disappoints them rather than tolerate mediocrity. They also revel in labeling others as “frauds” or “boring,” like “phainon ends all of those genshin impact frauds 🤣” and “another slop gacha game”, which reflects a pride in their own standards and tastes and a drive to separate themselves from the crowd. There’s a strong self-preservation and transactional streak in tweets such as “i am so much in debt bro it's so over” and “si no me regala algo mañana juro q le doy la patada”, suggesting they think strategically about what they get from situations and people. While there are flashes of passion and loyalty toward favorite characters (for example, “COMO TE AMO BLADE LOCO EL MAS MIO DE TODOS”), the dominant pattern is a cutting, standards-driven, and unapologetically critical voice—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the more idealistic Gryffindor or the cooperative Hufflepuff.
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Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance fits them because they thrive on intense, dramatic obsessions with fictional men and media, just like the song’s over-the-top, chaotic passion. Their timeline is full of feral, all-caps adoration like “COMO TE AMO BLADE LOCO EL MAS MIO DE TODOS” and “TE AMO VARKA WE ALL PULLED FOR HIM”, which echoes the song’s fixation on wanting every side of a love, even the messy parts. They’re also constantly torn between love and hate for games and franchises, saying things like “are u fucking serious stupid dumb shit game i hate u” and still crawling back with tweets like “ok it's been literally a year maybe i can play ffxv again.................”, mirroring the toxic push-pull romance in the lyrics. Their flair for drama and ragebait, from “biggest ragebait ever LMAO” to “another slop gacha game”, matches the theatrical, almost camp energy of the song. Overall, they live in a constant state of passionate fixation and dramatic disappointment, which is exactly what Bad Romance is about.
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