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Homer is known for his over‑the‑top love for his wife Marge and his impulsive, emotional outbursts, which is reflected in the user’s tweet “GOOD MORNING TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEY gm oomfs too …”. Like Homer, the user swings between affectionate statements and sudden angry outbursts, as seen in “They're fucking stupid, kill them.” and “I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, I WANT TO CRY.” The tendency to dramatize everyday cravings, such as “If I don't see la bonbonnière idia in the next hours I'm going to kms,” mirrors Homer’s melodramatic reactions to simple desires. Their goofy humor and random exclamations like “HELLO !!! (人´∀`)。゚+” echo Homer’s iconic “D'oh!” and enthusiastic shouts. Finally, the mix of self‑deprecating humor and profanity, e.g., “I can fix her (I don't want to)” and “I need to kiss wife.....wife please,” captures Homer’s imperfect but loving personality.

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The user shows strong Extraversion by constantly broadcasting intense personal feelings and addressing the audience, e.g., "GOOD MORNING TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEY gm oomfs too ( ◜‿◝ )♡" and "I need to kiss wife.....wife please". Their focus on imaginative ships, alternate realities, and abstract concepts such as "FYOLUKA best yuri ever" and "I love my OOMFS YUMESHIP" indicates a preference for Intuition over concrete Sensing. Decision‑making is clearly Feeling‑based, with emotional, value‑driven language like "I love them so much, oh god jtejhekrjfke" and dramatic statements such as "I hope she explodes" and "I can't do this anymore, I want to cry". The overall tone is spontaneous, impulsive, and flexible, illustrated by tweets like "KENSKWNSSKJSS I CAN FINALLY FOCUS ON MY FYODOR AND LUKASONA YAYYYYYY" and "If I don't see la bonbonnière idia in the next hours I'm going to kms," reflecting a Perceiving lifestyle.

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Fan artist & merch hunter. I once got a Fyodor plush that arrived with a surprise shark pajama—still my favorite. #BungouStrayDogs #ShipLife– @femfyolai

Your signature cocktail
The Sharky Fyoluka Love Potion captures the chaotic, colorful devotion @femfyolai shows for Fyodor, mixing bright blue Curaçao with deep purple blackberry purée to echo the "BLUE N PURPLE STUPID SHARK PAJAMAS. (Fyodor is the purple one)" tweet. A splash of hot sauce adds the fiery edge of lines like "I hope she explodes." reflecting their occasional angry outbursts. The smooth vodka base represents the soft plushy affection they express, such as "fyoluka best yuri ever" and "GOOD MORNING TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEY gm oomfs too ( ◜‿◝ )♡". Topped with fluffy whipped cream, the drink feels like a cuddly plush, mirroring their love for "plush shark" and "my precious angel" mentioned in their bio. Finally, the garnish of a tiny gummy shark ties the whole cocktail to their fandom‑filled world, as seen in countless tweets about sharks, wives, and yuri.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets repeatedly emphasize unwavering devotion and loyalty toward the character Fyodor, whom they call their “wife” and “precious angel,” as seen in “GOOD MORNING TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEY …” and “I love them so much, oh god …”. They constantly express a desire to stay close and protect this relationship, saying “I want to kiss wife… wife please” and noting personal attachment to items like “I’m assuming you’re asking about my Fyodor plush … I no longer have the link because it’s a really old purchase.” Even when upset, they frame their feelings in terms of preserving the bond, e.g., “I don’t hate Fyodor fans… as long as they don’t make me uncomfortable.” This steadfast, patient, and devoted attitude mirrors Hufflepuff’s core values of loyalty and dedication. Therefore, the user best aligns with Hufflepuff.

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The user's tweets reveal an all‑consuming, almost stalker‑like devotion to their “wife” Fyodor, constantly yearning for her presence ("I need to kiss wife… wife please", "GOOD MORNING TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEY") and even expressing violent fantasies ("I hope she explodes", "If I don’t see la bonbonnière idia … I’m going to kms"). The lyric "Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you" mirrors this relentless fixation, turning everyday moments into an obsessive watch‑over. Their repeated declarations of love ("I love them so much…", "I’m so in love with my OOMFS") align with the song’s refrain of never letting go. The mix of affection and darker urges in the lyrics matches the user’s blend of adoration and self‑harm thoughts, making the song a fitting soundtrack.

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