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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is intense, self-analytical, and deeply anxious about control and perfection. Like Lisa, this user monitors themselves obsessively and intellectualizes their struggles, for example carefully tracking intake in tweets like “1 toast (no butter): 60 1 medium egg: 75 1 slice ham: 70 Breakfast total: 205” and “Meal 244c @ 8:20am”. Lisa often grapples with feeling like she’s “too aware” of everything wrong and yet unable to change, mirroring posts such as “Kinda feeling at my lowest right now I’m so damn depressed” and “Why should it be so hard to NOT do something? Just put the fork down and go for a walk.”. There’s also a strong thread of wanting to do the ‘right’ thing while being pulled back into harmful patterns, as seen in supporting recovery but still sharing disordered tips in the bio and posts like “My dietician told me not to lose anymore weight… but I’m in no place to recover what do I do?? :(”. The mix of high self-awareness, guilt, health anxiety (kidney disease, hypokalemia), and perfectionistic goals fits Lisa more than the more impulsive or oblivious members of the family.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert because most content centers on their inner world, body, and struggles rather than external social life, and even social mentions are framed around shared ED behavior rather than broad socializing, e.g. fasting with an IRL (“I am locked into a 72 hr fast with my irl”) or having an “ED buddy” (“one of my irls and myself became basically Ed buddies”). Their focus on concrete numbers, body sensations, and medical realities shows strong Sensing: they meticulously list calories and exercise (“1 toast (no butter): 60 1 medium egg: 75 1 slice ham: 70 Breakfast total: 205”) and describe specific health events like hypokalemia and hospital stays (“Hypokalemia hospital stay part 2… they also make me eat and I have fluids non stop”). Their communication is emotionally charged and value-focused rather than analytical, pointing to Feeling: they talk about being depressed and at their lowest (“Kinda feeling at my lowest right now I’m so damn depressed”) and express concern for others despite their own disorder (“Please take your vitamins hospitalization sucks potassium through iv sucks”). Finally, their behavior seems more Perceiving than structured Judging: they repeatedly start, restart, and improvise fasts (“Restarting fast because I suck”) and shift plans on the fly (“I’m starting on day 4, once I get to 10 I’ll add on the first 3…”), suggesting flexible, reactive patterns rather than rigid long-term planning. Altogether, the combination of private emotional intensity, concrete sensory focus, and flexible, impulsive routines fits ISFP best.

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Asia • 18 • 4'11" • navigating ED + stage 5 kidney disease, therapy, and transfusions of dark humor. Once counted fries by molecules.– @femininecorpse

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This drink starts with a strawberry milkshake base, a nod to their dark humor around purging treats like “My fave activity is throwing up a strawberry milkshake after work tbh .” and “Purging McDonald’s without a milkshake is VILE.”. A shot of overproof rum represents the intense, all‑or‑nothing energy of fasting marathons and big relapses, like “Imagine just saying fuck it and fasting for a month” and “This relapse gonna be so big (except I never recovered)”. The pinch of smoked sea salt is for the hospital runs and electrolyte chaos in “Hypokalemia hospital stay part 2… They also make me eat and I have fluids non stop I might off myself” and “Going through the worst thing ever right now, partial paralysis due to hypokalemia”. A dash of bitters captures the raw sadness and self‑loathing in “Kinda feeling at my lowest right now I’m so damn depressed” and the endless guilt spirals around food like “I literally can’t I’ve just been eating and then purging everything I eat because I feel guilty :(”. Finally, edible glitter swirls on top for the flashes of excitement and celebration—prom worries, piercings, and Ritalin highs—seen in “Prom is in 7 days and I’m still fat”, “Naval piercing 😋🤭”, and “Day 4 on Ritalin 😍 anyone else on this, how did it affect you?”.

Your Hogwarts House
Asia shows a strong streak of ambition and extreme goal‑orientation, even when it harms her. She sets intense targets like “ugw 73 lbs” and talks about wanting to “speed run 10kgs” in “Goal is to speed run 10kgs”, which is classic Slytherin drive taken to a dangerous level. She is also very strategic and methodical about pursuing those goals, meticulously planning and tracking food and exercise in tweets like “1 toast (no butter): 60 1 medium egg: 75 1 slice ham: 70 Breakfast total: 205” and “I am locked into a 72 hr fast with my irl 🤗 we got this… NEED to complete this”. Her willingness to embrace relapse and escalate behaviors despite serious health risks, as in “This relapse gonna be so big (except I never recovered)” and “Imagine just saying fuck it and fasting for a month”, reflects a ruthless, tunnel‑vision persistence often associated with Slytherin. Even hospitalization and partial paralysis don’t deter her from pushing herself further, seen in “Hypokalemia hospital stay part 2… They also make me eat and I have fluids non stop I might off myself”, which underscores a self-destructive but fiercely determined mindset rather than a cautious or purely emotional one. While she does show vulnerability and occasional concern for others (such as her boyfriend and his sister), the dominant pattern is relentless, goal‑driven pursuit and calculated restriction, which aligns most strongly with Slytherin qualities of ambition, fixation on outcomes, and willingness to endure anything to reach a desired state.

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A well‑suited song is Control by Halsey, which centers on feeling consumed by an inner monster and losing control over yourself. Asia openly documents a destructive eating disorder and self-hatred, like when she says “My fave activity is throwing up a strawberry milkshake after work tbh .” and “I literally can’t I’ve just been eating and then purging everything I eat because I feel guilty :(”. The song’s themes of being scared of your own mind and behaviors mirror tweets such as “Kinda feeling at my lowest right now I’m so damn depressed” and her fixation on relapse: “This relapse gonna be so big (except I never recovered)”. She also juggles serious medical issues like hypokalemia and kidney disease while still engaging in dangerous restriction and purging, reflected in tweets like “Hypokalemia hospital stay part 2… I might off myself” and “I have kidney disease, stage five… a kidney transplant.”. All of this encapsulates the sense of being ruled by a darker part of herself, which Control captures both lyrically and emotionally.

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