feministschlatt
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creativity: Posts about eccentric outfits, clown makeup at the zoo, commissions fanart, and enjoys drawing unique self‑expressions.
- Expressiveness: Openly shares emotions, love for sister, frustration, excitement, and personal experiences in frequent picture‑tweets.
- Humor: Uses self‑deprecating jokes and meme‑style comments like “BUT ITS A NETFLIX ORIGINAL” and “i need to buy a CD burner”.
- Community: Mentions friends, sister, and collaborative ideas such as forming a commune and bartering for goods.
- Passion: Shows strong enthusiasm for fandoms (Rick and Morty, Oilers) and personal interests throughout the timeline.
Weaknesses:
- Self Deprecation: Frequently calls self “retarded” and uses negative self‑talk in multiple tweets.
- Substance Reliance: Repeatedly references weed use, cravings, and withdrawal affecting mood and mental state.
- Impulsive Behavior: Engages in spontaneous actions like late‑night Denny’s visits in a full suit and random number exchanges.
- Emotional Volatility: Shows rapid mood swings from extreme excitement to suicide references and despair.
- Inconsistent Focus: Tweets jump across unrelated topics, lacking clear thematic consistency.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is a rebellious, skate‑boarding teen who constantly seeks chaotic experiences and often feels misunderstood, just like this user. The tweet "goos!!! good for them!!! thank you to skate canada!" shows a love of skateboarding, a classic Bart activity. Their random, meme‑filled posts like "i love ghostsoap" and "rick sanchez the man you are i love you i love you i love you" reflect Bart’s love for pop‑culture and cartoon heroes. The user’s self‑deprecating lines such as "am i retarded" and darker thoughts "suicide o’clock" echo Bart’s occasional angst and moments of feeling like an outcast. Their bizarre outfits, like going to a Denny’s in a full suit at 1 am or wearing clown makeup at the zoo, mirror Bart’s penchant for mischief and stunt‑seeking. Finally, the affection for a sister "i love my sister and im so glad to have her in my life" matches Bart’s relationship with Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Their frequent, enthusiastic posts like "i love going places in eccentric outfits or makeup. i went to the zoo earlier this year in clown makeup and a lady asked to take a picture of me" show a strong outward focus on sharing personal experiences with others. They often comment on concrete, sensory details such as "freezing rain again" and "i didnt “become” an oilers fan i was born into it. my drip was insane," indicating a preference for concrete, present‑moment information (S). Their emotional language—e.g., "i love my sister and im so glad to have her in my life" and "between heatwaves and creatures in heaven i might just kill myself"—reveals decisions guided by personal values and feelings (F). The spontaneous, unstructured nature of their timeline—like "im so tired i might take a digusting as fuck 5 hour energy" and "i will go get Hashbrowns"—shows a flexible, open‑ended lifestyle typical of Perceivers (P).
Some pickup lines for you
- Is your love life a Netflix original? Because every time I scroll past your tweets, I feel like I'm watching the most exclusive, can’t‑miss series.
- If we were an episode of Rick and Morty, I'd be the portal gun and you'd be Rick—ready to jump into infinite dimensions of bad jokes and good vibes together.
- I heard you want to learn Dutch and drive a Hot Wheels Subaru Impreza—how about we trade the car for a bike ride through Amsterdam’s canals, and I’ll whisper sweet Dutch phrases in your ear?
- You’re an Oilers fan with insane drip and a Golden Corral craving—let’s hit the rink, skate like pros, then refuel with Corral, and I’ll make sure my hoodie matches your style.
- Your clown‑makeup zoo outing was a masterpiece; let's skip the animals and create our own circus, barter laughs like a commune, and paint the town in eccentric colors together.
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Your new Twitter bio
Edmonton Oilers fan, Rick & Morty junkie, once wore a clown suit to the zoo – always on the hunt for the next weird meme.– @feministschlatt
Your signature cocktail
Kiwi High Roller
This chaotic cocktail captures the wild energy of @feministschlatt, blending the sweet strawberry and tart lime that the bio says "Kiwi is a cross of a strawberry and a lime". The addition of cannabis-infused simple syrup mirrors their frequent weed references like "IM SO HAPPY RNNNN weed could never compare to this dude" and "how has it only been four days no weed i feel like its been three fucking weeks dude time really drags". A splash of Canadian whisky pays homage to the proud Oilers fan tweet "i didnt “become” an oilers fan i was born into it". Blue curaçao adds a portal-like pop, nodding to their love of Rick and Morty with "the only characters i kin from rick and morty are rick and jerry now what". Finally, the drink’s frothy top, like a clown’s makeup, reflects their eccentric outfit adventures such as "i went to the zoo earlier this year in clown makeup".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Despite the chaotic humor, the user repeatedly emphasizes loyalty and community, hallmarks of Hufflepuff. For example, they write, "we should all form a commune and barter for goods instead of using money" showing a communal mindset. They also express deep affection for family, tweeting "i love my sister and im so glad to have her in my life". Their consistent support for friends appears in "i love jax hes like one slight breeze away form abstracting. me too buddy". These traits of loyalty, fairness, and a desire to help others align best with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Because I Got High - Afroman
The user’s timeline is dominated by references to weed, withdrawal, and the chaotic energy that comes from being high, such as "how has it only been four days no weed i feel like its been three fucking weeks dude time really drags" and "IM SO HAPPY RNNNN weed could never compare to this dude actually so fucking excited i havent felt this much joy in my soul in eons". The song’s humor about neglecting responsibilities because of cannabis ("I was gonna clean my room, but I got high") mirrors the user’s frequent self‑deprecating posts about being "retarded", "am i retarded", and doing odd things like "going to Denny’s in a full suit at 1 am". Their penchant for random, meme‑style posts—e.g., "i love ghostsoap [picture]" and "i went to the zoo in clown makeup and a lady asked to take a picture of me"—matches the playful, carefree vibe of Afroman’s track. Overall, the combination of weed‑centric humor, self‑deprecation, and absurd meme culture makes "Because I Got High" the perfect soundtrack for this account.
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