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The user shows extreme emotional swings and impulsivity similar to Homer Simpson, such as saying "i always overestimate how hungry i am" which mirrors Homer's love of food. They frequently mention hospital visits and feeling scared, e.g., "im so scared rn sleeping doaist still scares me", reflecting Homer's occasional panic and health crises. Their chaotic, self‑deprecating humor and desire to restart their account echo Homer's tendency to seek a fresh start after a mishap. The frequent outbursts about being harassed ("ZERO HARASSMENT just lots of middle schoolers pointing and laughing but whats new") match Homer's frustration with his family and town. Overall, the erratic, emotional, and food‑focused tone aligns best with Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly seeks interaction and shares personal updates with others, e.g., "all my replies are to aslan… no one fw me" and "my friends in australia or america… what is their issue," indicating Extraversion. Their language is rich in metaphor and imaginative imagery such as "wingless swans in my soul" and "when i feel sad i just look at the server names," showing a preference for Intuition. The overall tone is highly emotional, focusing on personal pain, frustration, and empathy, as seen in "life is too short. god make it shorter please" and "im so scared rn sleeping doaist still scares me," which aligns with Feeling. The posting style is erratic, spontaneous, and lacks clear long‑term planning – "i kinda dgaf abt this account anymore i lowkey wanna restart" and "i love this game so so so much" – reflecting a Perceiving approach. These combined traits point to an ENFP personality type.

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Genshin & Sekai fan, gacha addict, art & cosplay lover. Once spent a night waiting for a 5-star pull—still counting. Coffee-powered, community-first.– @femlafaxine

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The gin provides a clear, fragile base like a wingless swan, echoing the bio "wingless swans in my soul". Blue Curaçao adds a bright, anime‑inspired hue that reflects the user’s love of Ruikasa and Aslan. The tart lemon juice mirrors the constant tears captured in the tweet "ALL I DO IS CRY PLAYING THIS GAME", while the simple syrup balances the bitterness with moments of sweet joy like "i love this game so so so much". A sprinkle of edible silver glitter gives the drink a chaotic sparkle, just like the random bursts of emotion in "the fish is definitely bananaing" and the frantic energy of "life is too short. god make it shorter please".

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The user repeatedly shows a strong drive for personal gain and status, posting things like "I need an all white coord TT" and "getting 2 madmans esprit CDs and a shirt" which reflects the ambitious, goal‑oriented nature of Slytherin. They also demonstrate a willingness to use manipulative or malicious tactics to achieve their desires, as seen in "sending a bomb to PG's house everyday till he gives more sydney content" and "thank u aslansama jm gonna bomb ur house @theupstairsroom," highlighting the house's resourceful and cunning traits. Their frequent references to dominating or harming others, such as "aslan fucking hates me and wants me to die" and "its ok to sexually harass aslan a little bit," underscore a self‑preserving, self‑interested attitude typical of Slytherins. In contrast, the tweets lack the overt bravery of Gryffindor, the intellectual curiosity of Ravenclaw, or the steady loyalty of Hufflepuff, making Slytherin the most fitting house.

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The user's timeline is saturated with expressions of anxiety, despair, and feeling isolated, which aligns with the empathetic tone of R.E.M.'s classic "Everybody Hurts". The lyric "When your day is long and the night / The night is yours, hold on" mirrors tweets like "life is too short. god make it shorter please" and "i may be delusional but im fearing my brother killed my mom bc he said shes fine but wont let me call her". Their repeated mentions of being harassed and feeling alone ("all my replies are to aslan thats so sad man no one fw me", "ZERO HARASSMENT just lots of middle schoolers pointing and laughing but whats new") echo the chorus urging that "Everybody hurts / Take comfort, you're not alone". The display name "---remi---" subtly nods to the band R.E.M., reinforcing the connection. Overall, the song’s message of acknowledging pain while offering reassurance captures the user’s ongoing struggle and yearning for support.

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