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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: bookish, politically aware, emotionally intense, and a little goth around the edges. Their tweets show a strong sense of social consciousness and justice, like criticizing a candidate as “hitler mata gatos” in “Una trata de no entrar en pánico por su futuro pero luego vemos que uno de los candidatos favoritos del país es hitler mata gatos” and calling out coercive sex in “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre pero no les va a gustar”. Like Lisa, they’re introspective about identity and gender, seen in “toca decir q soy chica cis pero si me agarran con tres tragos de vodka encima les explico porque mi género es inexistente y mi identidad está mucho más ligada a ser femme y a la experiencia femenina racializada lesbiana”. Their love of arts and niche media (Mitski, gacha movies, Hazbin Hotel vs. Lore Olympus) in posts like “Me jode la gente q dice que Mitski les arruinó la vida...” fits Lisa’s artsy, slightly snobbish but passionate side. At the same time, their dramatic humor and self-deprecation about games and life, like “Será muy exagerado llorar porque el juego me borró la casa que llevaba tres horas haciendo...”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel things very deeply while still being wry and sarcastic.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: while talkative online, most content centers on inner experiences, media, and a tight circle (girlfriend, a few friends) rather than parties or large social scenes, e.g. dreaming about Mitski shows and gaming alone instead of constant IRL plans: “Será muy exagerado llorar porque el juego me borró la casa…”. They show clear Intuition over Sensing, focusing on meanings and identity more than sheer facts, especially in how they reflect on gender and self-concept: “mi género es inexistente y mi identidad está mucho más ligada a ser femme y a la experiencia femenina racializada lesbiana y q decir q soy mujer se queda corto a lo q soy”. Their values-first, emotionally expressive tone points strongly to Feeling over Thinking, with moral/emotional reactions like “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre pero no les va a gustar” and intense loyalty to friends and partner: “Mis amigas nunca lo harían, si me tienen que decir zorra pendeja de mierda… me lo dicen de frente”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they joke about chaotic schedules and overloading classes (“Ese horario tan triple hijueputa que me toco y pensaba en meter una materia extra…”), give in to sudden cravings (“Quiero papitas picantes del d1 pero el d1 mas cercano me queda a diez minutos ☹️”), and are comfortable with messy, evolving interests (from gacha-life films to long Mitski rants). Combining inward focus, abstract/identity-heavy reflections, strong emotional/moral language, and a flexible, slightly chaotic lifestyle, INFP best fits their online persona.

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18 • she/her • goth-leaning art student who once rage-quit after a game deleted a 3‑hour build. Mitski, limonada, and late-night sketching on repeat.– @femmest_vampire

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The Bat With a Phone Fizz is a gothic, femme, sparkly chaos drink for the girl who calls herself a “🦇 bat with a phone. | @Mrietrxtoclown 's gothic princess 🖤🌙” and dreams of being a vampire, saying “dudo mucho querer ser parte de ese mierdero pero bueno no m molestaría ser vampiro”. The black vodka and charcoal mirror her goth-rock vibe and the way she was thrilled when someone told her she dresses like she’s in a band: “Me dijeron que me vestía como si fuera parte de una banda de rock y es el mejor halago q he recibido”. The hibiscus and blackberry syrup is rich, dramatic, and a little romantic, like her messy, intense lesbian love life and how she posts about her girlfriend with “Yo y mi novia” and “my cutie pie <33”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharpness and bite, reflecting how she’ll casually drop lines like “Mis amigas nunca lo harían, si me tienen que decir zorra pendeja de mierda… me lo dicen de frente 🙏” and call out abuse with “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre pero no les va a gustar”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright, hyper, and a bit silly, just like her tweeting “Creo q todo el mundo debería beber limonada más seguido” and going full capslock chaos over life and masturbation streaks in “RACHA D CELIBATO D MASTURBACIÓN ESTOY LLORANDO 😭😭”. Finally, the silver glitter and gummy bat are for the theatrical, femme, internet-gremlin energy of someone who can go from “Creo que es hora de dejar salir todo esto invoca a Satanás” to dancing through existential dread with Mitski because “Me jode la gente q dice que Mitski les arruinó la vida… y ni se toman el tiempo de encontrar las joyitas escondidas q te levantan de la cama para bailar.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong loyalty, affection, and a grounded sense of care for the people around them, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff. They constantly center their girlfriend and close circle, e.g. calling themselves “@Mrietrxtoclown 's gothic princess” and demanding honesty and directness from friends: “Mis amigas nunca lo harían, si me tienen que decir zorra pendeja de mierda arrastrada boba hijueputa me lo dicen de frente 🙏”. They also show a desire for a simple, steady life with loved ones over grand ambition: “Que todos mis seres queridos vivan cerca mío para visitarlos a cada rato y joderles la vida, robux infinito y comidita rica todos los días” and “Una casa pequeña donde pueda vivir sin saber una mierda de ultraconservadores colombianos”. Their fairness and ethical concern appear when they call out coercive behavior in relationships: “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre pero no les va a gustar” and defend respecting others’ sleep schedules: “Todos deberíamos respetar los horarios d sueño ajenos y admitir que nadie es más productivo que nadie por la hora en la que se levante”. While they have Ravenclaw-ish creativity (art, music takes) and some Gryffindor boldness (dark humor, strong language), their core priorities—loyal bonds, everyday comfort, and basic fairness—are quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A Mitski song fits them best because they’re openly obsessed with her, to the point of praying to stay alive to hear Texas Reznikoff live: “Diosito me permita estar viva cuando Mitski cante Texas Reznikoff en vivo”. First Love / Late Spring in particular matches their mix of romantic intensity and emotional chaos: they joke about love bombing fears in relationships while clearly being deeply affectionate with their girlfriend, as seen in “Yo y mi novia” and calling themselves her “gothic princess” in their bio. The song’s anxious, yearning tone mirrors their tweets about self-image and vulnerability, like “Hoy m probé el traje d baño q no utilizo desde el antes pasado y dios mío ya recordé pq no iba a la playa”. Its dramatic, almost cinematic emotion also fits their goth/femme aesthetic and love of intense media, from Mitski deep cuts to gacha life movies: “Me jode la gente q dice que Mitski les arruinó la vida… ni se toman el tiempo de encontrar las joyitas escondidas q te levantan de la cama para bailar” and “Cinéfila porque me vi dos películas de gacha life 🚬”. Overall, First Love / Late Spring balances tenderness, melodrama, and a slightly haunted romantic vibe that fits their goth, lesbian, artsy persona perfectly.

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