Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love for her girlfriend, calling herself her “gothic princess” in bio and posting affectionate tweets like “Yo y mi novia”.
- Humorously self-aware: Jokes about her own life and mishaps, e.g. nearly choking and getting stuck as a kid in “Una vez mi papá me dio gaseosa...” and mocking her own gaming rage in “biggest ragequitter”.
- Socially conscious: Critiques politics and sexism, calling out a candidate as “hitler mata gatos” in “Una trata de no entrar en pánico por su futuro...” and naming coercive sex in “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre...”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares frustration, nostalgia, and joy, such as crying over a deleted game house in “Será muy exagerado llorar porque el juego me borró la casa...” and gushing about Mitski in “Me jode la gente q dice que Mitski les arruinó la vida...”.
- Creative goth-aesthetic: Shows strong personal and artistic style, talking about rendering hair in art in “Yo nunca me paso renderizando cabello por cinco horas por nada”, lineart in “A estas alturas de la vida todavía corrigiendo el lineart ???”, and loving gothic architecture in “La lluvia, la pasta, la arquitectura gótica...”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile temper: Quick to intense reactions, like threatening to “LO MATO” in “LO MATO” and calling her schedule “Ese horario tan triple hijueputa” in “Ese horario tan triple hijueputa que me toco...”.
- Self-deprecating talk: Uses harsh language toward herself, e.g. joking about shooting herself over family food in “Hoy fue un bonito día pero en esta casa hacen toda la comida que a mí no me gusta dios mío me voy a pegar un tiro” and calling herself “tan pendeja yo” in “Ese horario tan triple hijueputa...”.
- Academic overload: Acknowledges heavy workload and stress from studies, like eight subjects and night classes in “Yo suplicándole a mis amigas q salgamos a la playa mínimo una vez por mes como si no tuviéramos ocho materias, clases en la noche e Ignacio”.
- Body insecurity: Shows discomfort with her body, avoiding the beach after trying on a swimsuit in “Hoy m probé el traje d baño q no utilizo desde el antes pasado y dios mío ya recordé pq no iba a la playa”.
- Catastrophic humor: Often expresses stress or annoyance through extreme or violent-sounding jokes, like “Hoy fue un bonito día pero en esta casa hacen toda la comida que a mí no me gusta dios mío me voy a pegar un tiro” and wishing to fight over cake preference in “el tres leches y m doy puño con el q diga lo contrario”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: bookish, politically aware, emotionally intense, and a little goth around the edges. Their tweets show a strong sense of social consciousness and justice, like criticizing a candidate as “hitler mata gatos” in “Una trata de no entrar en pánico por su futuro pero luego vemos que uno de los candidatos favoritos del país es hitler mata gatos” and calling out coercive sex in “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre pero no les va a gustar”. Like Lisa, they’re introspective about identity and gender, seen in “toca decir q soy chica cis pero si me agarran con tres tragos de vodka encima les explico porque mi género es inexistente y mi identidad está mucho más ligada a ser femme y a la experiencia femenina racializada lesbiana”. Their love of arts and niche media (Mitski, gacha movies, Hazbin Hotel vs. Lore Olympus) in posts like “Me jode la gente q dice que Mitski les arruinó la vida...” fits Lisa’s artsy, slightly snobbish but passionate side. At the same time, their dramatic humor and self-deprecation about games and life, like “Será muy exagerado llorar porque el juego me borró la casa que llevaba tres horas haciendo...”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel things very deeply while still being wry and sarcastic.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: while talkative online, most content centers on inner experiences, media, and a tight circle (girlfriend, a few friends) rather than parties or large social scenes, e.g. dreaming about Mitski shows and gaming alone instead of constant IRL plans: “Será muy exagerado llorar porque el juego me borró la casa…”. They show clear Intuition over Sensing, focusing on meanings and identity more than sheer facts, especially in how they reflect on gender and self-concept: “mi género es inexistente y mi identidad está mucho más ligada a ser femme y a la experiencia femenina racializada lesbiana y q decir q soy mujer se queda corto a lo q soy”. Their values-first, emotionally expressive tone points strongly to Feeling over Thinking, with moral/emotional reactions like “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre pero no les va a gustar” and intense loyalty to friends and partner: “Mis amigas nunca lo harían, si me tienen que decir zorra pendeja de mierda… me lo dicen de frente”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they joke about chaotic schedules and overloading classes (“Ese horario tan triple hijueputa que me toco y pensaba en meter una materia extra…”), give in to sudden cravings (“Quiero papitas picantes del d1 pero el d1 mas cercano me queda a diez minutos ☹️”), and are comfortable with messy, evolving interests (from gacha-life films to long Mitski rants). Combining inward focus, abstract/identity-heavy reflections, strong emotional/moral language, and a flexible, slightly chaotic lifestyle, INFP best fits their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your gender feels more like being a femme, racialized, gothic lesbian experience than just ‘woman’—can I apply to be a recurring side character in that genre-defying masterpiece?
- You render hair for five hours, ragequit when the tutorial deletes your house, and still call yourself a ‘bat with a phone’—wanna co‑op a game where I build us a tiny house far from ultraconservative Colombians and you just decorate it in gothic architecture and Mitski lyrics?
- You listen to Mitski’s hidden dance tracks, gacha life cinema, and songs that are ‘so good you wanna eat them’—if I make you a playlist that goes from Texas Reznikoff to Binomio to Hazbin Hotel vibes, do I unlock the achievement ‘novia potencial’?
- You said waking up with vallenato feels like your most miserable era; I volunteer as tribute to be the one who wakes you up with limonada, papitas picantes del D1, and a reminder that you dress like you’re in a rock band and I’m your biggest groupie.
- You want teletransportation and multiplication, hate love bombing, and already have a novia—so I’m not here to steal you, just to say: if one day you ever need an extra messy lesbian to share pasta, pluie, and arquitectura gótica with, I’d happily be your DLC.
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18 • she/her • goth-leaning art student who once rage-quit after a game deleted a 3‑hour build. Mitski, limonada, and late-night sketching on repeat.– @femmest_vampire
Your signature cocktail
Bat With a Phone Fizz
The Bat With a Phone Fizz is a gothic, femme, sparkly chaos drink for the girl who calls herself a “🦇 bat with a phone. | @Mrietrxtoclown 's gothic princess 🖤🌙” and dreams of being a vampire, saying “dudo mucho querer ser parte de ese mierdero pero bueno no m molestaría ser vampiro”. The black vodka and charcoal mirror her goth-rock vibe and the way she was thrilled when someone told her she dresses like she’s in a band: “Me dijeron que me vestía como si fuera parte de una banda de rock y es el mejor halago q he recibido”. The hibiscus and blackberry syrup is rich, dramatic, and a little romantic, like her messy, intense lesbian love life and how she posts about her girlfriend with “Yo y mi novia” and “my cutie pie <33”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharpness and bite, reflecting how she’ll casually drop lines like “Mis amigas nunca lo harían, si me tienen que decir zorra pendeja de mierda… me lo dicen de frente 🙏” and call out abuse with “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre pero no les va a gustar”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright, hyper, and a bit silly, just like her tweeting “Creo q todo el mundo debería beber limonada más seguido” and going full capslock chaos over life and masturbation streaks in “RACHA D CELIBATO D MASTURBACIÓN ESTOY LLORANDO 😭😭”. Finally, the silver glitter and gummy bat are for the theatrical, femme, internet-gremlin energy of someone who can go from “Creo que es hora de dejar salir todo esto invoca a Satanás” to dancing through existential dread with Mitski because “Me jode la gente q dice que Mitski les arruinó la vida… y ni se toman el tiempo de encontrar las joyitas escondidas q te levantan de la cama para bailar.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show strong loyalty, affection, and a grounded sense of care for the people around them, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff. They constantly center their girlfriend and close circle, e.g. calling themselves “@Mrietrxtoclown 's gothic princess” and demanding honesty and directness from friends: “Mis amigas nunca lo harían, si me tienen que decir zorra pendeja de mierda arrastrada boba hijueputa me lo dicen de frente 🙏”. They also show a desire for a simple, steady life with loved ones over grand ambition: “Que todos mis seres queridos vivan cerca mío para visitarlos a cada rato y joderles la vida, robux infinito y comidita rica todos los días” and “Una casa pequeña donde pueda vivir sin saber una mierda de ultraconservadores colombianos”. Their fairness and ethical concern appear when they call out coercive behavior in relationships: “el obligar a tu novia a tener sexo contigo tiene nombre pero no les va a gustar” and defend respecting others’ sleep schedules: “Todos deberíamos respetar los horarios d sueño ajenos y admitir que nadie es más productivo que nadie por la hora en la que se levante”. While they have Ravenclaw-ish creativity (art, music takes) and some Gryffindor boldness (dark humor, strong language), their core priorities—loyal bonds, everyday comfort, and basic fairness—are quintessentially Hufflepuff.
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Your song
First Love / Late Spring - Mitski
A Mitski song fits them best because they’re openly obsessed with her, to the point of praying to stay alive to hear Texas Reznikoff live: “Diosito me permita estar viva cuando Mitski cante Texas Reznikoff en vivo”. First Love / Late Spring in particular matches their mix of romantic intensity and emotional chaos: they joke about love bombing fears in relationships while clearly being deeply affectionate with their girlfriend, as seen in “Yo y mi novia” and calling themselves her “gothic princess” in their bio. The song’s anxious, yearning tone mirrors their tweets about self-image and vulnerability, like “Hoy m probé el traje d baño q no utilizo desde el antes pasado y dios mío ya recordé pq no iba a la playa”. Its dramatic, almost cinematic emotion also fits their goth/femme aesthetic and love of intense media, from Mitski deep cuts to gacha life movies: “Me jode la gente q dice que Mitski les arruinó la vida… ni se toman el tiempo de encontrar las joyitas escondidas q te levantan de la cama para bailar” and “Cinéfila porque me vi dos películas de gacha life 🚬”. Overall, First Love / Late Spring balances tenderness, melodrama, and a slightly haunted romantic vibe that fits their goth, lesbian, artsy persona perfectly.
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