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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, politically aware, and extremely online about the things she loves. Like Lisa, they mix moral outrage and activism with sarcasm, calling out conservatives and institutions in tweets like “this is why nobody likes you annoying ass bible thumpers except your own kind because ur all brainwashed into the same cult…” and “they tell us to be peaceful bc they can ignore us that way”. Their strong sense of justice and empathy shows in posts such as “it’s so heartbreaking and frustrating seeing news break every day of ice murdering people in cold blood and absolutely nothing is done about it”. At the same time, they’re a sports and pop-culture nerd who goes way too hard for their teams and faves, similar to Lisa’s intense passions, as seen in “defending coco gauff online isn’t enough. i need to buy a g*n” and “every tongue that rises up against my dodgers shall fall”. The mix of intellectualism, righteous anger, and very specific fandom obsessions makes Lisa the best fit.

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They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of @-ing public figures and joining communal fandom moments (sports, awards, politics). They openly react in real time to games and events, e.g. “lakers threaten to play basketball today” and “this football shit is kinda fun”, suggesting they get energy from external engagement rather than private reflection. Their style is strongly iNtuitive — more about interpretations, patterns, and hyperbolic imagery than concrete detail, as in “whole lakers squad got a humiliation kink the way they love getting belt before they lock in with 4 minutes left” and the political take “they tell us to be peaceful bc they can ignore us that way”, both reading broader meaning into events. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: moral outrage and empathy drive many posts, such as “it’s so heartbreaking and frustrating seeing news break every day of ice murdering people in cold blood and absolutely nothing is done about it” and “defending coco gauff online isn’t enough. i need to buy a g*n”, reflecting value-based judgments and emotional intensity more than impersonal logic. Their spontaneity, live-reacting, and flexible, chaotic tone point to Perceiving over Judging: they jump from Lakers to Barça to Oscars to politics and hatewatches, e.g. “now shifting gears to a 49ers hatewatch”, rather than showing structured planning or orderly routines. Taken together—expressive, people-and-value driven, rhetorically dramatic, and improvisational—the profile best fits ENFP.

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Sports + film + anime commentary. Once became a Bills fan and immediately learned character development. Opinions sharp, stats checked twice.– @ferrawrrii

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This drink hits hard up front, because anyone tweeting that the whole Lakers squad has a “humiliation kink the way they love getting belt before they lock in with 4 minutes left” needs something strong with a little pain in the rim. The reposado tequila with a chili-salt rim is for the loud, ruthless slander like calling players “#WASHED #BUM #NOTIFSOFF” and asking JVando to “put that child predator in a headlock”. Blood orange juice gives a dramatic, slightly dark sweetness, matching the way they casually drop lines like “i hope the plane blows up on the way to san francisco” and complain that “barcelona defense is shit from a butt”. A shot of cold brew captures late-night sports grinding and intensity—the same energy that leads to tweets like “MY CHEST HURTS” and thanking the universe that “the lakers won bc i was getting ready to kms”. Sparkling yuzu soda brings a bright, chaotic fizz that matches their wild enthusiasm screaming “CALED WILLIAMS HOLY SHIT”, declaring “this football shit is kinda fun”, and pivoting from Lakers to Barça to F1 without breathing. Finally, a dash of bitters nods to their political and moral edge—calling out bible thumpers as “annoying ass”, mourning that ICE is “murdering people in cold blood and absolutely nothing is done”, and rolling their eyes at being told to “call our senators like those people give a fuck”.

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This user is loud, combative, and driven by a strong sense of justice, which are classic Gryffindor traits. They repeatedly call out perceived predators and demand carceral consequences, e.g. asking “why is stefon diggs not in prison” and saying “prison time for him next 🤞”, showing a bold, punitive moral streak rather than detached analysis. Their political and social tweets are fiery and confrontational, such as attacking bible thumpers as a “cult” that thrives on berating others in “this is why nobody likes you annoying ass bible thumpers…” and mocking conservative bootlicking in “they LOVE freedom… but the second someone in uniform says or does anything they slobber all over their boots”. They are also emotionally volatile and impulsive about sports, writing things like “thank god the lakers won bc i was getting ready to kms” and begging “BEARS PLEASE YOU NEED TO RESET THE TIMELINE”, which signals big, dramatic reactions rather than calm patience. Even their dark humor and extreme statements, like “i hope the plane blows up on the way to san francisco”, fit the reckless, zero-filter courage typical of an unfiltered Gryffindor, not the careful calculation of Slytherin or the gentle steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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A great fit for @ferrawrrii is “Anti-Hero” because they lean fully into being the loud, chaotic fan who knows they’re a menace and enjoys it. They’re constantly calling out players, media, and institutions with zero filter, like when they say “this is why nobody likes you annoying ass bible thumpers except your own kind because ur all brainwashed into the same cult that thrives off berating and belittling those who don’t subscribe to your beliefs” and “i don’t understand conservative thinking at all like they LOVE freedom and HATE being told what to do but the second someone in uniform says or does anything they slobber all over their boots like omg yes daddy!!!!!!”. Their sports fandom is extra and dramatic in a very self-aware way, like “whole lakers squad got a humiliation kink the way they love getting belt before they lock in with 4 minutes left” and “if you watch this season as a ferrari fan im just gonna assume you have a humiliation kink”, which matches the song’s theme of embracing your flaws. They also oscillate between unhinged rage and genuine affection—“.@JVando do what you do best and put that child predator in a headlock” versus “i would die for you luka doncic”—echoing the song’s mix of self-critique and ride-or-die loyalty. Like in “Anti-Hero,” they live at the center of their own dramatic universe, fully aware they’re a bit much, and completely fine with it.

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