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The user’s constant expressions of hopelessness, self‑loathing and suicidal thoughts—e.g., "the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath id apologize for bleeding on your shirt" and "can i still get into heaven if i kill myself?"—mirror Moe’s well‑known depressive and suicidal tendencies. Their lament that "soy un negro miserable no me quiere nadie y me voy a morir solo" and "i've never been loved. never. what kind of life is that?" aligns with Moe’s frequent feeling of being unwanted and alone. The mention of alcohol as "el alcohol es lo mejor q me ha pasado" reflects Moe’s role as a bartender and his own struggles with drinking. Like Moe, the user oscillates between wanting connection ("me anima la débil esperanza de que alguna persona llegue a entenderme") and pushing people away, embodying the tragic, lonely bartender archetype.

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The user shows a strong introverted focus, often speaking about inner feelings and longing for understanding, as in 'me anima la débil esperanza de que alguna persona llegue a entenderme…'. Their language is dominated by abstract, introspective ideas such as 'how do you know how deep to go before it’s real?' and 'maybe i know, somewhere deep in my soul, that love never lasts', indicating an intuitive (N) preference. The emotional tone is consistently feeling‑based, with statements like 'i don’t blame you for being you but you can’t blame me for hating it' and 'the truth is you could slit my throat…', showing a Feeling orientation. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous style—random strings like 'JKLO´FDSU890DASJHOIJIOPFDJOKLÑFKLÑFAS' and impulsive expressions such as 'stop making friends, just us, i’ll decompose with you'—suggests a Perceiving (P) approach rather than structured Judging.

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Santiago-based gamer & music lover, turning late-night rages and playlists into honest tweets. (Once tried ranking up in LoL with headphones on fire).– @fersitauk

Your signature cocktail
Compromise of Pain is a dark, bittersweet cocktail that mirrors the raw, conflicted emotions found in @fersitauk's timeline. The base of black vodka and a shot of espresso give it a deep, brooding foundation, echoing the tweet "estoy en un punto de depresión en mi vida que hasta levantarme de la cama para acostarme en el sillón se siente productivo". Absinthe’s herbal bite and a splash of pomegranate juice add a haunting, almost poisonous sweetness, reminiscent of "the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath id apologize for bleeding on your shirt". A drizzle of chili-infused simple syrup brings a sudden sting of pain, reflecting the bio’s mantra "pain is just a simple compromise" and the line "yo solo subo temas a las notas de ig para que vean que tengo aura". Together the layers swirl like the chaotic thoughts in tweets such as "i have gained weight and ive lost weight… nobody wants me" and "me anima la débil esperanza de que alguna persona llegue a entenderme", making the drink both a comfort and a reminder of the storm inside.

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Based on their frequent displays of self‑preservation, cunning, and a dark, ambitious attitude, the user aligns most with Slytherin. For example, they say 'just because you’re screaming for my attention does not mean i will waste my time', showing a self‑centered, strategic stance typical of Slytherins. Their recurring theme of embracing pain as a compromise 'pain is just a simple compromise' and dark humor like 'the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath i’ll apologize for bleeding on your shirt' reflect the Slytherin comfort with the darker side of life. They also show a desire for control and personal ambition, as seen in 'busco duo master requisito unico q no sea color marrón' and 'one day you’ll realize your mistake'. While they occasionally express love for others, the dominant tone is cynical and self‑preserving, fitting Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly mentions self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, for example they wrote "the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath id apologize for bleeding on your shirt" and asked "can i still get into heaven if i kill myself?" They also say "y si me suicido" and describe deep depression, noting that even getting up feels productive. Their bio – "pain is just a simple compromise" – mirrors the song’s focus on pain as a coping mechanism. The opening lyric of “Hurt” – "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" – directly echoes these self‑destructive feelings. Additionally, the line "I have so much to say but you’re so far away" aligns with the song’s sense of isolation and yearning for connection.

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