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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, jaybin is a sensitive, intellectually-driven teenager who often feels alienated from their peers and family, expressing a dark, existential melancholy. While Lisa’s sadness is usually channeled into jazz, jaybin turns to social media to document a “stupid chungus life” and the feeling of being a “pathetic mutt”. They share Lisa's hyper-fixation on niche interests and moral complexities, such as analyzing “paranormal, black magic and drugs” or finding deep meaning in Mitski. Ultimately, both characters struggle with a profound sense of loneliness, wishing for a world where they are understood instead of “getting yelled at”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jaybin displays strong Introversion (I) through solitary, internal processing and a preference for internet subcultures over physical social interaction, exemplified by the tweet “im counting sheep but running out as time ticks by, still i try no rest for cross tops in my mind”. Their Intuitive (N) nature is seen in their fascination with abstract, dark concepts like “the paranormal, black magic and drugs” rather than mundane daily life. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are highly emotionally charged and centered on personal values and relationships, such as when they describe being “truly wrapped around her finger”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their impulsive decision-making and lack of structure, seen in the spontaneous choice “should i cut or sleep.. hm, decisions decisions”.

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Jaybin | 16 | Dedicated to high-level digital analysis and creative writing. Once attempted to bake banana bread without the bananas—it was a culinary epiphany.– @fewhundredfagss

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures a 'slowburn problematic' energy, featuring a deep red base to represent the user's fascination with blood, specifically their idea to “make blood lemonade”. The inclusion of bitter absinthe reflects their frequent spirals and the 'doomed yuri' relationship dynamic they describe when saying “she is my scar”. To honor their affinity for nature and darker themes, a smoked rosemary garnish provides a hazy, ritualistic scent inspired by their desire to “go into black magic”. Finally, the ice-cold temperature mimics the harsh environment they inhabit, because as they noted, “its too cold to be alive”.

Your Hogwarts House
Jaybin exhibits the intense, dark resourcefulness of a Slytherin, particularly through their focus on personal desires and an analytical approach to their own suffering. They display a characteristic Slytherin trait of being highly calculated about their emotions and actions, such as “comparing my current suicide notes to the ones i wrote when i was 13, i really improved writing wise” and observing how they “watch porn on mute and just analyze what they're doing”. Their ambition is turned inward toward extreme self-control over their body, stating, “i need to be 40kg yesterday”. Ultimately, their self-preservation is tied to a sense of exclusivity and intense loyalty to a specific person, admitting, “i know im not good for her but i can't help but be selfish, i need her”, which aligns with the house's reputation for prioritizing their own 'inner circle' above all else.

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Given the user's intense preoccupation with self-harm, suicidal ideation, and their explicit obsession with the artist, Mitski’s Last Words of a Shooting Star is the most fitting anthem. The track mirrors the user's frequent mentions of preparing for the end, such as when they noted “comparing my current suicide notes to the ones i wrote when i was 13, i really improved writing wise”. The song's themes of a 'tidy' departure resonate with the user's desire for a quiet, almost aestheticized exit, seen in tweets like “all my cuts have mostly healed i need to die”. Furthermore, they explicitly state that “mitski gets me so bad” and identify with her music as a soundtrack for their “doomed yuri” relationship dynamics. The melancholic, resigned tone of the song perfectly captures their spiral into disordered eating and isolation.

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