Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Talent: Self-identifies as an artist in their bio and shares original work like the “Stupidest thing I've drawn of me and my cat”.
- Academic Resilience: Despite self-deprecation, they are a “STEM graduate” and continue to push through difficult coursework like “calculus”.
- Deep Loyalty: Shows strong emotional bonds with pets and friends, noting it was “Worth it” to miss a ride home just to talk to a friend.
- Brutal Honesty: Extremely transparent about their feelings and struggles, openly admitting “I’m just stupid” or when they feel like a “terrible person”.
- Health Consciousness: Maintains physical activity despite mental fatigue, noting that “it's a good morning for a jog”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm Tendencies: Disturbingly admits to physical self-punishment, stating “I have drawn blood, I hav repented for tmy incompetence”.
- Substance Reliance: Frequently mentions using alcohol to cope with stress, such as having “half a bottle of vodka” on their desk while alone.
- Low Self-Esteem: Constantly belittles their own worth, believing “no one really likes me” and that others only offer pity.
- Medical Neglect: Dismisses serious physical symptoms, like “coughing up blood more frequently” as being “probably nothing.”
- Emotional Instability: Describes intense, sudden bursts of anger toward family and themselves, often at “2 in the fuckinv morning”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, FGSM17 is a self-described 'resident dumbass' who often finds themselves the target of misfortune, such as when their “parents can just make up the most random reason to get mad” or when they “mess up simple multiplication on a calculus test”. They share a certain pathetic charm and a penchant for melodrama, often lamenting their social standing by noting, “genuinely feel like no one really likes me sometimes”. Despite the constant 'L's—like “missing my ride home to talk to them for a few more minutes” in blistering heat—they maintain a nerdy enthusiasm for niche hobbies like War Thunder and anime. They encapsulate the 'everything's coming up Milhouse' energy by trying to find the silver lining in their “silly little hands” even when things go predictably wrong.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
FGSM displays strong Introversion (I) and Feeling (F), frequently posting about solitary activities and deep emotional struggles, such as “randomly meowing” to a missing cat and admitting “I hatemy sefl” during low moments. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their resonance with abstract themes, internet subcultures, and self-described “screaming into the void.” They lean heavily toward Perceiving (P) due to a recurring lack of structure, noting they “managed to mess up simple multiplication on a calculus test” and describing their life as “Another month slips though my silly little hands.” Ultimately, their profile reflects the 'Mediator' archetype—artistic, melancholic, and deeply personal.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be a Rubik's cube, but I'd let you solve me just to be that easiest 10% of your semester.
- Are you a War Thunder ground RB match? Because I’m ready to spend 1000+ hours with you and still find you absolutely peak.
- Is it 2:00 AM? Because just like your kitchen, my heart is randomly flooding and I have no idea how to handle these feelings.
- Forget the garlic bread and the anime—I’d happily scream into the void with you any day of the week.
- I promise I’ll never touch your stuff without permission, but I’d definitely like to be the reason you finally throw away that old pack.
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STEM student and amateur artist navigating calculus and gacha games. Once mistook an earthquake for sleep deprivation. Dedicated to garlic bread and War Thunder.– @FGSM17
Your signature cocktail
The Screaming Void Garnish
This experimental, jet-black concoction captures the 'resident dumbass' aesthetic. The vodka base reflects the many nights spent “drinking agin” while contemplating “existential crisis or two”. The bitter coffee represents the sleep-deprived student who is “too tired to think”, while the charcoal mimics the void they're “screaming into”. A smoked salt rim pays homage to the “cigarette after a morning jog” that helps them think, and the unconventional garlic infusion honors their bio-stated love for garlic bread. It’s a strong, self-deprecating drink for someone who feels they “could have accomplished more” but still finds beauty in the 'peak' moments of life.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
FGSM displays a strong focus on self-preservation and a pragmatic, sometimes cynical worldview, exemplified by the admission: “I honestly wouldn't mind if I died tomorrow but there are still some people who'd be sad if I did so I cant let that happen just yet”. They exhibit a protective, territorial nature regarding their own interests, stating they “will personally skin anyone alive that touches my stuff without permission”. While they struggle with academic fumbles, they show resourcefulness in high-stakes gaming, noting “1000+ hours in War Thunder finally paying off”. Their self-deprecating humor and occasional ruthlessness toward family, like the “God given right to be as much of a dickhead” to their brother, aligns with the Slytherin tendency toward prioritizing their inner circle or personal whims over general altruism.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
This song perfectly mirrors the user's intense feelings of inadequacy and self-alienation, often expressed through a lens of social exhaustion and self-deprecation. They frequently voice a sense of not belonging, notably when they tweet, “Genuinely feel like no one really likes me sometimes and everyone around me is just being nice to me cuz they pity me so much”. Their struggle with self-image and perceived failure is a recurring theme, seen in raw admissions like “I hatemy sefl” and “Gos why cannst I just tak to peple”. Despite their interests in anime and gaming, a heavy melancholia persists, echoing the song's themes of feeling like an outsider who “could not possibly be any worse this semester”. Ultimately, the user's digital presence is a self-described “Resident dumbass... screaming into the void”, capturing the same desperate vulnerability found in the track.
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