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This user mixes intense passion, impulsive anger, and goofy humor in a way that fits Homer Simpson. Like Homer with the Springfield Isotopes, he lives and breathes his team, oscillating between devotion and meltdown, as seen in posts like “amanhã tem que dar Corinthians, é isso que é foda... não pode passar nem por 1 segundo sequer a possibilidade de perdermos, simplesmente não pode.” and “esse time me dá azia”. He’s quick to explode at perceived injustices or enemies, similar to Homer’s exaggerated grudges, in tweets like “que instituição nojenta da porra, me dá azia” and “mlk lixo da porra pqp”. At the same time, he mixes that aggression with a kind of naive moralism and black‑and‑white view of good vs. evil, for example in “o Brasil é revirado do avesso, valores invertidos. O que é bom, é ruim. E o que é ruim, é bom.”. The heavy use of laughter, memes, and over-the-top reactions—like “vídeo bom da porra KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “FUCK IF YOU KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”—also resembles Homer’s loud, exaggerated, and often ridiculous way of expressing himself.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, full of banter and strong public reactions to games and news, clearly energized by engagement with large fan groups and controversy, e.g. “VAI CORINTHIANS” and constant replies/quoted tweets like “só flamenguista sentido nos comentários kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”. Their focus is largely Sensing (S): they talk about specific matches, refereeing decisions, line calls, and concrete institutional issues rather than abstract theory, for example “supostamente era pro VAR ser uma ferramenta pra ajudar o árbitro a marcar lances como esse…” and “claramente a LDU quis relacionar a frase 'o Morumbi te mata'...”. They are strongly Thinking (T)-oriented: they argue in a combative, logical/causal way, criticizing hypocrisy or inconsistencies (media, CBF, torcidas), often in blunt language like “larga mão de ser burro” and “essa página de merda não consegue fazer nem o que ela mesmo propõe, faz algo útil e dá zoom, tenta entender o lance antes de falar merda”. The Judging (J) side shows in how often they take firm positions on what should happen, expecting structure, responsibility, and decisive action from clubs and institutions, e.g. “é óbvio que o Cruzeiro iria atrás de antecipar a data… cabe ao Corinthians deixar de ser bunda mole e bater o pé” and “previsível, o presidente NUNCA vai ser a favor de demitirem ele do cargo pra implantarem SAF”. Combining the outgoing, confrontational style focused on real-world football details with logical critique and decisive, should‑based judgments, ENTJ (commanding, strategic, outspoken) fits better than more passive or harmony‑seeking types.

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CS student, Corinthians sufferer, and VAR conspiracy analyst. Once planned my week around a match we lost in stoppage time anyway.– @fideltorcida

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans, a strong Brazilian backbone for a Corinthians-obsessed fan who tweets things like “É TETRA PORRA!!!!!!! VAI CORINTHIANS” and lives at the Neo Química Arena. A spiced guaraná reduction brings hyper, meme-y energy fitting someone who drops all-caps reactions like “DESGRAÇA” and “MEU DEUS”. The charcoal-black citrus soda colors the drink in Fiel-approved tones and nods to the dark humor and rage against institutions in posts like “Mataram o futebol brasileiro, e a culpa é da Arbitragem E DA CBF NOJO!”. A dash of bitters captures his permanently tilted mood, from “esse time me dá azia” to the fury about the treatment of Corinthians in “a raiva que estou sentindo sobre como estão tratando a instituição Sport Club Corinthians Paulista chega a ser preocupante”. Finally, the lime peel cross garnish honors the verse in his bio about being saved by grace and the way he still encourages good paths in tweets like “continue assim mlk, tá no caminho do bem”, giving a sharp but hopeful finish to a drink that’s as intense and faithful as its namesake.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows intense passion, impulsiveness, and a strong ‘fight for what’s right’ attitude that fits Gryffindor best. Their Corinthians devotion is emotional and all‑in, e.g. the anxious, do‑or‑die tone of “amanhã tem que dar Corinthians, é isso que é foda... não pode passar nem por 1 segundo sequer a possibilidade de perdermos, simplesmente não pode. DOMINGO TEM QUE DAR CORINTHIANS, TEM QUE DAR.”, which reads like the mindset of someone who throws themselves into the battle regardless of cost. They consistently frame issues in moral terms and ‘stand up’ rather than stay neutral, as in “cadê os que deram uma de dono da razão dizendo que 'matar não é a solução'? a vida, pra alguns só é valiosa quando se trata da vida de pessoas ruins o Brasil é revirado do avesso, valores invertidos. O que é bom, é ruim. E o que é ruim, é bom.”. There is also a readiness for confrontation and a combative tone, for example calling someone a “mlk lixo da porra pqp” or celebrating that a critic “tá fudido na mão do jurídico do clube seu verme” in this tweet, which reflects boldness more than diplomacy. While there is some analytical thinking about football politics and management, the dominant flavor is fiery loyalty, moral righteousness, and willingness to clash—core Gryffindor traits rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the studious calm of Ravenclaw.

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The song that best suits @fideltorcida is Eu Nunca Vou Te Abandonar, the iconic Corinthians chant, because their entire timeline revolves around intense, almost devotional support for Corinthians and hatred of rivals. Their bio already shows this identity: “@Corinthians 💍”, and they constantly tweet in a tone of unconditional passion like “amanhã tem que dar Corinthians, é isso que é foda... não pode passar nem por 1 segundo sequer a possibilidade de perdermos, simplesmente não pode. DOMINGO TEM QUE DAR CORINTHIANS, TEM QUE DAR.”. The chant’s theme of never abandoning the club matches posts such as “JAMAIS DESISTIR.” and celebrations like “É TETRA PORRA!!!!!!! VAI CORINTHIANS”. Their anger at how the club is treated – “a raiva que estou sentindo sobre como estão tratando a instituição Sport Club Corinthians Paulista chega a ser preocupante” – shows the same emotional extremity that fuels the chant in the stands. Even when complaining about refereeing or rivals, as in “OFICIAL: FLAMENGUISTAS QUEREM QUE O CORINTHIANS SEJA O MAIOR RIVAL DELES”, the underlying theme is loyalty and identity as a Corinthians supporter, exactly what Eu Nunca Vou Te Abandonar is about.

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