Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns situations into jokes, like laughing at nostalgic fears (“O ápice do humor para mim, como uma pessoa adulta, é ver o menino Gabriel se desmanchando em lágrimas…”) and making sexual or absurd humor lyrics about the “pinto do meu pai” (“O pinto do meu pai…”).
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their past and insecurities, e.g. talking about early YouTube dreams (“Eu era uma criança de 13 anos com um celular fudido e um sonho”) and acknowledging timidez in streaming and social situations (“Tenho muita timidez”, “Fui abrir live na twitch… e fechei em menos de 10 minutos”).
- Empathetic: Shows concern about prejudice and representation, defending Arthur in RDR2 from biphobic takes (“also isso aqui tbm é outra parada extremamente BURRA… já q o Arthur era contra qualquer tipo de preconceito”) and calling out homophobic jokes at a former job (“O RM também se dizia ser uma empresa assim, até eu entrar e ter que aturar piadas homofóbicas…”).
- Passionate: Expresses strong enthusiasm for games, anime, and media—getting hyped about Chrono Trigger remake (“OMFG CHRONO TRIGGER REMAKE”), obsessing over Rhythm Heaven’s return (“se nos próximos anos a nintendo nao anunciar um novo rhythm heaven…”), and proudly flexing game feats (“Fiz 5k olhando pro chão… só pra provar que o modo ballistic do fortnite eh facil”).
- Playful: Enjoys teasing and light chaos with friends—being “inconveniente” on purpose (“Amo ser inconveniente com os meus amiguinhos ehehehehhe”), joking about doing “sexo com qualquer pessoa que entre em call comigo” (“eu faço sexo com qualquer pessoa que entre em call comigo”), and roleplaying with accounts like “dumb boy” (“oi gente aqui é o dumb boy roubei o pc da ay”).
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Leans on negative self-labels like ““EU SOU DEPRESSED BITCH”” and repeatedly jokes about being timid or socially limited (“Tenho muita timidez”), which may reinforce a harsh self-image.
- Conflict-avoidant: Avoids sustained exposure when attention rises, such as shutting down a Twitch stream quickly out of embarrassment when viewers join (“Fui abrir live na twitch… fechei em menos de 10 minutos”), suggesting difficulty staying in uncomfortable but growth‑oriented situations.
- Impulsive: Makes decisions abruptly—like cutting hair suddenly (“Namoral vei vou cortar o cabelo na altura da orelha”), downloading Grindr “por puro meme” and being surprised by outcomes (“Eu baixei o grindr por puro meme…”), and quitting live streams almost immediately.
- Provocative: Uses intentionally edgy or shock humor—sexual songs about parents (“O pinto do meu pai…”), extreme jokes about self-harm tied to game announcements (“se nos próximos anos a nintendo nao anunciar um novo rhythm heaven nesse console eu vou me matar”), which can alienate or concern some people.
- Insecure: Questions their own worth and audience, like being surprised a tweet got 20 likes (“por que isso aq pegou 20 likes? eu nem tenho isso tudo de seguidor”) and recalling early harsh criticism in LoL as formative (“um cara do meu time… me mandou desinstalar… limitada intelectualmente”), indicating lingering self-doubt.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, irreverent, and funny, but with surprising emotional depth and self-awareness. Their humor is loud and a bit unhinged, like calling themselves “EU SOU DEPRESSED BITCH” and making horny shitposts like “eu faço sexo com qualquer pessoa que entre em call comigo”, which fits Bart’s blend of edginess and jokes that push boundaries. They clearly love pranks and playful cruelty, for example calling the crying kid meme “O ápice do humor para mim, como uma pessoa adulta, é ver o menino Gabriel se desmanchando em lágrimas”, very in line with Bart’s delight in other people’s melodrama. At the same time, they show insecurity and social anxiety—“Fui abrir live na twitch, fiquei com vergonha pq entrou 3 pessoas de uma vez só e fechei”—which echoes the more vulnerable side Bart occasionally reveals under the class clown persona. Their love of games, edgy media, and chaotic scenarios (League, Fortnite, horror parks, Minecraft with a "burra" AI) also fits Bart’s gamer/skater, mischief-loving energy more than any other main Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly engage others with humor and oversharing, like talking about live streaming embarrassment in “Fui abrir live na twitch, fiquei com vergonha pq entrou 3 pessoas de uma vez só e fechei em menos de 10 minutos” and loudly announcing social/sexual jokes such as “eu faço sexo com qualquer pessoa que entre em call comigo”. Their energy is directed outward into games, fandoms, friends, and chaotic online interactions rather than private reflection. They appear strongly iNtuitive (N): they quickly move into ideas, headcanons, and meta commentary instead of just surface facts, like in their JoJo speculation “Headcanon: O G.I matou o Stroheim” and media analysis such as questioning bissexual headcanons in RDR2 in “nao que isso seja um problemão, mas pq q tem uma parte da fanbase de rdr2 q faz um puta malabarismo para bissexualizar tanto o arthur quanto o john?”. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: they react emotionally and empathetically, talk about being depressed in “EU SOU DEPRESSED BITCH”, call prejudice "extremamente BURRA" in “also isso aqui tbm é outra parada extremamente BURRA de se dizer, já q o Arthur era contra qualquer tipo de preconceito”, and criticize homophobic jokes at work in “O RM também se dizia ser uma empresa assim, até eu entrar e ter que aturar piadas homofóbicas vindo até de superiores por exatos 90 dias”. Their tone is values-driven more than coldly logical. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving (P): they show spontaneity and low structure, like impulsively closing a Twitch stream out of shyness in “fiquei com vergonha pq entrou 3 pessoas de uma vez só e fechei em menos de 10 minutos”, joking about not showering in “Nao tomo banho desde ano passado”, and casually rewatching or replaying media on a whim in “e se eu reassistir dandadan só que com a dublagem da crunchy hmmmmm”. Combined with their playful, chaotic enthusiasm about games, memes, and fandoms (e.g., “OMFG CHRONO TRIGGER REMAKE” and “Omg autismiku”), ENFP fits best: socially expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your sword is a tool of justice, but honestly I think the real crime is that nobody’s let you parry their loneliness yet. Want to queue up a duo and see if we can perfect‑parry being single?
- You did 5k in Fortnite looking at the floor with three teammates down and a broken scroll wheel just to prove ballistic is easy… how about you try something actually hard and see if you can survive a ranked match against my feelings for you?
- You said even on sad days você sempre ri quando o Bruce aparece na sua timeline com cosplay. I might not be Bruce, but I promise to show up in your notifications dressed as ‘reason you smiled today’.
- As a fellow Undertale pacifist route enjoyer and Rhythm Heaven believer, I think the true ending is obvious: we skip the grindr jumpscares, spare each other’s hearts, and go on a cozy gaming date instead.
- You: terrified of gongolos, nostalgic for Wolfychu/Sashley animations, and low‑key wanting to scare people in haunted parks for money. Me: not a bug, good with horror, and extremely down to be the co‑worker you flirt with in the dark between jumpscares. Want to make that dream job a co‑op mode?
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21 • any pronouns • horror parks, swords & silly games. Once rage-quit a Twitch stream because 3 people joined at once. Opinions, art & autism brainrot.– @fiirekeeper
Your signature cocktail
My Sword Is a Tool of *Justice Shot*
This cocktail is strong and chaotic, like a late‑night gaming session where you flex that you “Fiz 5k olhando pro chão, com 3 a menos no time” (“Fiz 5k olhando pro chão, com 3 a menos no time e mouse com o scroll esgangalhado só pra provar que o modo ballistic do fortnite eh facil”). Spiced dark rum stands for the edgy humor and horror love, from wanting to “trabalhar nesse tipo de parque” de susto (“Tenho um sonho mt antigo de trabalhar nesse tipo de parque Deve ser divertido pra krl dar susto em crianças e adultos, e ainda receber dinheiro por isso”), to screaming over Roblox voice chat chaos (“SOCORRO ROBLOX COM CHAT DE VOZ É ALGO”). Guava juice brings a tropical, playful sweetness for the nostalgic, soft side that misses “a epoca q eu era feliz” vendo animações fofas (“o ytb simplesmente me deu nostalgia da epoca q eu era feliz e foi dormir sdds qnd a minha vida era baseado em assistir animações assim dos canais deusa doce, stariaat, wolfychu e sashley”). Triple sec is the flirty, chaotic social energy of saying “eu faço sexo com qualquer pessoa que entre em call comigo” (“eu faço sexo com qualquer pessoa que entre em call comigo”) while still being shy enough to close a Twitch stream after 10 minutes from nerves (“Fui abrir live na twitch, fiquei com vergonha pq entrou 3 pessoas de uma vez só e fechei em menos de 10 minutos”). Lime juice cuts through with sharp, honest takes like calling a design “sem sal do caralho” (“Design sem sal do caralho”) and defending characters from dumb discourse (“also isso aqui tbm é outra parada extremamente BURRA de se dizer, já q o Arthur era contra qualquer tipo de preconceito”). Finally, a dash of spicy chili tincture is the aggressive, memey, slightly unhinged streak that laughs at the “ápice do humor” being o menino Gabriel chorando por ganhar um chuchu (“O ápice do humor para mim, como uma pessoa adulta, é ver o menino Gabriel se desmanchando em lágrimas e nutrindo um ódio violento em seu pequeno coração após ganhar um chuchu”) and proudly declares “EU SOU PRATICAMENTE A METADE” (“EU SOU PRATICAMENTE A METADE”), making this drink as dramatic and extra as the timeline it came from.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they frame themselves as someone who fights and protects, starting from their bio, “My sword is a tool of justice,” and echoed in posts like “Literalmente eu em qlqr coisa, com uma espada ou um machado que tem 2x o tamanho do meu personagem”. They’re impulsive and bold in social situations, e.g. openly admitting, “Eu já falei 'sem meme' em uma entrevista de emprego”, and joking about extreme reactions like, “se nos próximos anos a nintendo nao anunciar um novo rhythm heaven nesse console eu vou me matar”. Their sense of justice comes out when they call out prejudice, as in “also isso aqui tbm é outra parada extremamente BURRA de se dizer, já q o Arthur era contra qualquer tipo de preconceito”, and when they share homophobic experiences at work in “O RM também se dizia ser uma empresa assim, até eu entrar e ter que aturar piadas homofóbicas vindo até de superiores por exatos 90 dias”. They also lean into reckless humor and bravado, like “eu faço sexo com qualquer pessoa que entre em call comigo” and the proudly chaotic energy in “Amo ser inconveniente com os meus amiguinhos ehehehehhe”. While they have some Ravenclaw-ish analytical moments (e.g. nitpicking game mechanics and horror logic), their dominant style is fiery, confrontational, and courage-driven, which fits Gryffindor far better than the other houses.
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Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish’s you should see me in a crown fits them because it combines edgy confidence, dark humor, and a bit of chaotic gremlin energy, all of which they constantly display. Their bio, “My sword is a tool of justice”, and tweets about loving big weapons like “Literalmente eu em qlqr coisa, com uma espada ou um machado que tem 2x o tamanho do meu personagem” mirror the song’s imagery of power and menace. They balance self-deprecating sadness and depression jokes with bravado, as seen in “EU SOU DEPRESSED BITCH” and “Fiz 5k olhando pro chão, com 3 a menos no time... só pra provar que o modo ballistic do fortnite eh facil”, which echoes the song’s mix of vulnerability and ruthless confidence. Their love for horror, slashers, jumpscares and giving people scares for fun, like “Tenho um sonho mt antigo de trabalhar nesse tipo de parque Deve ser divertido pra krl dar susto em crianças e adultos” and “O clássico jogo de jumpscare chamado de 'labirinto do exorcista'...”, lines up with the song’s sinister, theatrical vibe. Even their chaotic, flirty tweets such as “eu faço sexo com qualquer pessoa que entre em call comigo” and their bold online persona suggest someone who revels in being a little dangerous and unhinged, just like the narrator of the song.
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