Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows insight into his own state and patterns, e.g. reflecting on being defensive due to trauma in “to cansado de ficar na defensiva por traumas” and recognizing stagnation in “como meus amigos de 2023 reagiriam se soubessem que estou exatamente no mesmo lugar”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd and self-deprecating humor, like “his name is penis and he was born without a brain” and comparing playing at home to FNAF in “jogar em call aqui em casa é a mesma coisa que uma gameplay de fnaf”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and media, e.g. Ekko and League in “ekko ficou broken ou eu que resolvi usar o cerebro” and wanting to restart Stardew Valley in “quero zerar stardew valley dnv so de onda”.
- Goal-oriented: Talks about clear goals and challenges, like hitting ranked milestones in “eu vou hitar platina eu confio no meu potencial” and physical targets in “80kg seco não é mais uma opção”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly acknowledges loneliness and pain, as in “eu sou muito sozinho e triste” and “não troco mensagem diariamente com alguem faz quase 3 anos”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Speaks very harshly about himself and his life, e.g. “vc diz que eu sou um merda então diz algo que eu não sei” and “lembrei que nao tenho amigo nao tenho mulhe e foi uma experiencia horrivel... entao fodase esse jogo lixo”.
- Hostile language: Uses aggressive and insulting wording toward others, like “mulher feia dos infernos nao aguento mais ver ela na minha tela” and “jogador de minecraft vanilla merece tudo de ruim nesse mundo”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Frequently frames life and the future negatively, as in “só penso coisa ruim o dia inteiro”, “nada me interessa nada me prende”, and “VOU MORRER SOZINHO”.
- Social withdrawal: Highlights isolation and difficulty connecting, such as “eu sou muito sozinho e triste” and “não troco mensagem diariamente com alguem faz quase 3 anos”.
- Rage-prone: Shows impulsive anger, especially around games and online content, e.g. “to mt mal”, “BAITBUILD DOS INFERNOS PATHING HORRIVEL”, and swearing off ragebait in “a partir de hoje nao caio mais em ragebait”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user fits best as Moe Szyslak: bitterly funny, self-deprecating, lonely, but still very online and oddly hopeful. There’s a constant theme of isolation and low self‑worth, like “eu sou muito sozinho e triste”, “lembrei que nao tenho amigo nao tenho mulhe”, and “VOU MORRER SOZINHO”, which mirrors Moe’s perpetual romantic and social failures. The user mixes dark, almost nihilistic thoughts with sharp edge and insults, as in “piranhas carentes mostram o corpo querem like preso na matéria mas no fundo é só desejo.” and “vc diz que eu sou um merda então diz algo que eu não sei”, very similar to Moe’s abrasive bar-rant energy. At the same time, there’s a weird determination and tiny flicker of optimism under the misery, like “algo bom vai acontecer na minha vida não é uma prece é sobre equilíbrio” and “ola sou voce do futuro nao desista vai tudo valer a pena”, which suits Moe’s occasional soft, hopeful side. The gaming grind, frustration, and self-sabotage (e.g. “to mt mal” and “chega de league por hoje pqp”) also echo Moe’s cycle of rage, burnout, and going right back to the same barstool life every day.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they repeatedly emphasize isolation and a lack of close connections, e.g. “nao troco mensagem diariamente com alguem faz quase 3 anos” and “eu sou muito sozinho e triste”, and their hobbies are mostly solitary (League, Minecraft, Stardew Valley) rather than social events. Their style is clearly Intuitive rather than Sensing, often slipping into metaphor and abstract framing like “as vezes me sinto como um porco que rola na lama e se deleita dos proprios erros” and “ouro na minha mente, alma corroendo tudo. aura toda escura rodeia todo meu corpo.”, and musing about balance and the future in “algo bom vai acontecer na minha vida não é uma prece é sobre equilíbrio”. Their tone fits Thinking more than Feeling: they are blunt, often harsh or analytical, like “fã de jjk não é nem homem pra começo de conversa”, “mulher feia dos infernos nao aguento mais ver ela na minha tela”, and the sardonic “vc diz que eu sou um merda então diz algo que eu não sei”. Their approach to life appears Perceiving over Judging: they are spontaneous and unstructured, switching goals and games on a whim like “quero zerar stardew valley dnv so de onda” and “nao quero responsabilidades eu quero spammar ekko nunu”, and joking about changing accounts in “voltei pro arroba antigo ultima vez que eu mudo prometo”. Overall, the mix of introspective isolation, abstract/metaphorical thinking, blunt logical judgment, and loose, go-with-the-flow lifestyle is most consistent with INTP rather than neighboring types like INFP (less idealistic/emotion-focused) or ISTP (less sensory/pragmatic and more conceptual/online-obsessive).
Some pickup lines for you
- You said yesterday you were :P and today you’re more :V — how about I take you out so tomorrow you can tweet ‘tava com a mitzuaki :D’ instead?
- You wanna re-beat Stardew Valley just for fun; I’m just trying to be the co-op partner that makes you forget 100%-ing that ‘lixo’ game alone.
- You keep saying you’re low profile even in real life, but your timeline is all Ekko, Minecraft, anime and poetry about sadness — if that’s you on low, I kinda wanna see you on ‘ultimate skin’ mode with me.
- You said you’re tired of being on the defensive because of trauma — if we ever date, I promise to be more ‘support main’ than enemy team, always warding your overthinking instead of ganking your feelings.
- If you’re really the ‘son of curse’ with a dark aura around your body, let me be the Scepter of Bonking + Nashor’s Tooth combo that procs your passive faster: gold in your mind, but this time, a little peace in your heart too.
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League-tilted introvert from Salvador. Ekko main, Minecraft hater, Stardew enjoyer. Once 100%’d a game and called it trash out of pure emotional damage.– @filhodamaldicao
Your signature cocktail
Son of Curse High Elo Sour
This drink is built for someone who tweets “SON OF CURSE” in all caps while grinding ranked, echoing their handle and aura into a dark, intense base of cachaça and coffee, sparked by “ouro na minha mente, alma corroendo tudo. aura toda escura rodeia todo meu corpo.”. The spicy cinnamon chili syrup captures that volatile rage-gamer energy from lines like “BAITBUILD DOS INFERNOS PATHING HORRIVEL” and “chega de league por hoje pqp”. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and sour, mirroring his abrasive humor and barbs such as “jogador de minecraft vanilla merece tudo de ruim nesse mundo” and “fã de jjk não é nem homem pra começo de conversa”. Pink guava nectar slips in a soft, almost romantic sweetness for the lonely, self-aware side behind tweets like “eu sou muito sozinho e triste” and “será que um dia vai ser minha vez de sorrir”. The activated charcoal salt rim makes it literally and metaphorically edge-lordy, a low-profile curse aura to match “low profile até na vida real” and his promise that “voltei pro arroba antigo ultima vez que eu mudo prometo”, a cocktail that hits hard, stays dark, but hides a soft core under all the salt and shadow.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong Slytherin streak of ambition, self‑definition, and hard-edged realism. They openly talk about grinding and improving, especially in competitive games, as in “eu vou hitar platina eu confio no meu potencial” and the prayer-like confidence of “algo bom vai acontecer na minha vida não é uma prece é sobre equilíbrio”, which reflects ambition mixed with belief in their own arc. There’s a recurring sense of harsh judgment and survival mindset, like “tem gente que nao merece nem o ar que respira” and the almost menacing confidence in “DEUS ME ENVIOU UM DESAFIO E IREI ENFRENTÁ LO”, which fits Slytherin’s willingness to confront adversity head-on. Even their self-talk leans into a darker, self-preserving identity—“ouro na minha mente, alma corroendo tudo. aura toda escura rodeia todo meu corpo.” and “as vezes me sinto como um porco que rola na lama e se deleita dos proprios erros” show someone who embraces their flaws as part of their persona rather than trying to be purely virtuous. While they have moments of vulnerability about loneliness—“eu sou muito sozinho e triste”—they consistently frame life as a struggle to be endured and overcome, which aligns more with Slytherin’s gritty ambition and self-preservation than with the softer ethos of Hufflepuff or the intellectual detachment of Ravenclaw.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, disillusioned energy runs through their timeline that fits the apathetic rebellion of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They swing between irony and genuine frustration, like when they say “nada me interessa nada me prende” and “será que um dia vai ser minha vez de sorrir”, echoing the song’s blend of angst and numbness. Their self-deprecating humor and loneliness, seen in “eu sou muito sozinho e triste” and “nao troco mensagem diariamente com alguem faz quase 3 anos”, match the grunge-era alienation Kurt Cobain put into the lyrics. At the same time, the mix of gaming, anime, and internet cynicism, like “como pode jujutsu kaisen ser o anime mais mediocre do mundo” and “jogador de minecraft vanilla merece tudo de ruim nesse mundo”, fits the song’s messy, noisy refusal to take anything too seriously while still clearly hurting underneath. Overall, their vibe is a modern, online version of that grunge teenager who’s tired, sarcastic, lonely, and still low-key hopeful something will change.
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