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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user's aggressive 'edgelord' persona, they align with Lisa Simpson through their intense intellectualism, pro-European idealism, and frequent elitist condescension toward those they deem 'uneducated' or 'illiterate.' Much like Lisa, the user adopts a “more-enlightened-than-thou” stance on complex geopolitics, often “critiquing others' lack of historical insight” with a sharp, cynical tongue. They share her passion for institutional 'rightness,' defending the EU and “Mercosur as an amazing achievement” while dismissing dissenting views as “retarded goycattle.” Ultimately, they reflect the darker, more militant version of Lisa—stubbornly committed to a specific worldview and “violently frustrated” when the rest of the world fails to meet their intellectual standards.

Your MBTI personality Type
Freddy Wrangler demonstrates the Extroverted (E) energy of a polemicist, frequently engaging in aggressive public debates and seeking attention through inflammatory remarks like “I am owed sex by vaguely fascistic Asian goth chicks”. His focus is Intuitive (N), prioritizing grand geopolitical theories and abstract systems over mundane details, as seen when he muses that “international law is dead, and now we are in a world of monsters”. He is a clear Thinking (T) type, using blunt, often caustic logic to dismantle arguments he deems “retarded” and showing little regard for social harmony or diplomacy. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his spontaneous, reactionary posting style and his willingness to abandon long-term commitments when frustrated, such as when he declares “fuck Tarkov I'm out” after a single glitch.

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European defense advocate and veteran with a penchant for geopolitical strategy, Fallout lore, and the F-35. Ask me about the time I survived Helmand and Tarkov.– @FinalWrangler

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This drink is as aggressive and complex as a man who serves in the Danish military while juggling a multi-flag identity. It features a base of Aquavit because he's a veteran who remembers his “advanced rifleman course”, mixed with the bitterness he feels toward those who “ignore how fundamentally corrupt Sparta even was”. The blue tint honors his pro-EU stance, even when he thinks the “European parliament deserves to be ******” for blocking trade. It’s a high-octane mix that reflects a worldview where “the West is starting to learn that international law is dead”, served cold to anyone who thinks “the Kurds are the strongest fighting force in Syria”.

Your Hogwarts House
Freddy Wrangler demonstrates a classic Slytherin mix of high-stakes ambition, sharp-tongued elitism, and a focus on power dynamics. He displays a ruthless pragmatism regarding geopolitics, admitting he has “no problems with countries classifying [the Holodomor] as [a genocide] if it provides more support and momentum for pressuring Russia,” prioritizing strategic utility over historical sentiment. His leadership style favors strength and hierarchy, evidenced by his dismissal of those he deems inferior, such as when he asserts “European farmers are subhuman animals and need to be taught their place,” or when he mocks “retarded goycattle” for their lack of insight. Ultimately, his pride in European sovereignty and his desire for the continent to become a “military juggernaut” reflects a quintessential Slytherin drive for dominance and collective self-preservation.

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As the official anthem of the European Union, this song reflects the user's intense Euro-federalism and their vision of a united, rearmed continent. They explicitly celebrate European integration, noting that “Mercosur is an amazing achievement. It will bring more trade and prosperity to Europe🇪🇺” and take pride in “rebuilding the European Defense industrial base and beefing up European militaries”. Their aggressive defense of Western values against 'Ziggers' and 'MAGAtards' aligns with the anthem's theme of triumph over discord. Even their hope for “unity, strength and courage” in the new year mirrors the brotherhood and solidarity central to the Ode to Joy.

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