Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Absolute Loyalty: He displays unwavering devotion to his leader, stating he would do “Anything for you lord Caesar”.
- Observational Skills: As a frumentarius, he prides himself on his intelligence gathering, noting “it’s kind of my job to know a lot of things”.
- Survival Resilience: He maintains a sense of humor even after hardship, like after being “knocked out” during an attack.
- Cultural Curiosity: He explores pre-war media to broaden his perspective, such as watching the holotape “Brokeback Mountain”.
- Diligent Work Ethic: He is eager for the Legion's military goals, tweeting that he “cannot wait for Hoover dam”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent Impulsivity: He suggests extreme violence for minor grievances, such as wanting to “kill that gay doctor in Vegas”.
- Insubordinate Thoughts: Despite his loyalty, he harbors dark fantasies about his leader having a “giant tumor” that kills him.
- Poor Self-Control: He struggles with emotional regulation, admitting he needs to “work on controlling myself” when angry.
- Internal Professional Rivalry: He expresses open hostility toward his peers, specifically stating “I can't wait for Lanius to die”.
- Reckless Curiosity: He endangers his health by consuming unknown substances like a “strange flower” from Zion.
Your Simpsons character
Waylon Smithers
Like Smithers, @finest_fox is defined by a sycophantic, borderline obsessive devotion to a powerful, elderly authoritarian, frequently oscillating between genuine awe and weary frustration. He expresses a deep need for his leader's approval, tweeting, “Anything for you lord Caesar 😍”, while also harboring private resentments, much like how he admits, “Sometimes I like to rub Caesars big belly and imagine he’s got a giant tumor in there that’s going to kill him”. Both characters struggle with their identities in a rigid environment, with the user even joking about his status as a “gay twink”. Ultimately, his life revolves around being “Caesar’s favourite frumentarius” in the same way Smithers exists as the ultimate right-hand man to Mr. Burns.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Vulpes leans Introverted (I), often retreating into his private thoughts and expressing discomfort with public scrutiny, as seen when he asks, “Do you people really like prying into my private life this much??”. He exhibits Sensing (S) through his focus on immediate physical sensations and surroundings, such as his fixation on “bleach fumes” or his detailed “Vulpes Burger” ingredients list. His Feeling (F) trait is dominant in his highly emotional and volatile reactions, ranging from “I miss my mama” to intense outbursts like “UAHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows through a lack of rigid planning and a tendency to wander, exemplified by his confused query, “Where the fuck am I”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you that strange flower from Zion? Because you've got me feeling absolutely 😵💫 and I’m ready to be your favorite degenerate.
- Forget those old holotapes—I promise our night will be even more legendary than a screening of Brokeback Mountain in Caesar’s tent.
- I may not be an 'Anderdingus,' but I’d definitely brave the bleach fumes just to be the one you catch and kill tonight.
- Is your name Joshua? Because your stew is the only thing I want to be waking up to at the Fort.
- You don’t need a strawpage to get the praise you deserve; I’d happily spend my last New Year’s caps just to see you smile.
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Your new Twitter bio
Frumentarius. Strategist. Survivor. Ask about the time Caesar’s tent had to be evacuated for 'tactical reasons.' Ave to the Bull and those who catch their dinner.– @finest_fox
Your signature cocktail
The Frumentarius’ Bitter Burn
This cocktail is a chaotic blend of devotion and resentment, much like the user's relationship with the Legion. The prickly pear represents his 'sweet tan (burn)' from the Mojave, while the smoked mezcal reflects the harsh atmosphere of the Fort where “Caesar farted and everyone had to slowly shuffle over”. The spicy rim and saline hint at his toxicity and the “bleach fumes” of his laundry duties, contrasting with the gold leaf that mirrors his delusions of grandeur where he claims “you all won’t be laughing when I become Caesar”. It is a strong, bitter drink for someone who admits “Caesar makes me so angry sometimes” yet still seeks his glorious lord's approval.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Vulpes exhibits the classic Slytherin blend of ambition and calculated self-preservation, explicitly stating, “You all won’t be laughing when I become Caesar”. His resourcefulness as a frumentarius is matched by a dark wit and a willingness to manipulate others, such as when he admits to imagining “Caesars big belly and imagine he’s got a giant tumor in there that’s going to kill him”. He shows little regard for those he deems inferior, frequently using the term 'degenerate' and boasting that “Many of you are very high on my catch and kill list”. Ultimately, his pride in his status and his cold, analytical approach to power and survival solidify his place in the house of the serpent.
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Your song
Roman Holiday - Nicki Minaj
The song's chaotic, theatrical energy perfectly mirrors Vulpes' volatile personality, blending extreme loyalty to an authority figure with manic outbursts. His obsession with his leader is evident in tweets like “Anything for you lord Caesar 😍”, yet he frequently displays a rebellious, unhinged streak where he admits to wanting to “become Caesar” or mocking his appearance. The track's themes of being 'not quite right' in the head resonate with his admission of “meningitis” affecting his brain and his general disdain for those he deems “degenerates”. Ultimately, the song captures the frantic, performative nature of his life at the Fort where he oscillates between professional frumentarius and a total disaster.
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