Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Kent Brockman
This user is a political journalist who reports from Congress and constantly comments on current affairs with a mixture of insider knowledge and sarcasm, which strongly evokes Kent Brockman, Springfield’s jaded news anchor. His bio (“Periodista maldito. Escribo en @eldestapeweb. Acreditado en el Congreso.”) matches Brockman’s role as a professional reporter embedded in institutions. Like Brockman, he mixes serious legislative coverage with wry asides, as in “El cuarto intermedio es el Safety Car de los parlamentos.” and “Creen que va a venir Caputo a explicar el presupuesto a la comisión? Tiene fobia parlamentaria...”. He often comments on politics like a TV pundit with a sharp tongue, for example “Riestra versus Barracas: The Chiqui Horror Show.” and “Hay gente que... fue a una escuela... 'voy a votar a este energúmeno...'”. The frequent Simpsons references themselves, such as “Es Burns riendose del obrero inválido.” and the use of memes, reinforce the image of a media-savvy commentator who sees politics through a pop‑culture lens—exactly how Kent Brockman filters the world of Springfield.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as socially engaged and outward‑focused, constantly reacting to public events, sports, and politics with humorous commentary, which fits an Extravert; for example, they joke about political rallies and football fans in tweets like “Hay gente que, en perfecto uso de sus facultades mentales, se levantó uno, dos o tres domingos… 'voy a votar a este energúmeno'” and share live reactions from Congress such as “El cuarto intermedio es el Safety Car de los parlamentos.”. Their humor is highly associative and metaphorical, constantly turning concrete events into analogies (“Safety Car,” F1 references, Simpsons memes, etc.), suggesting Intuition over Sensing, e.g. “Riestra versus Barracas: The Chiqui Horror Show.” and “Riestra es La L1bertad Av@nza hecho equipo.”. They show a sharp, critical, almost combative tone more than a conciliatory or harmony‑seeking one, which aligns with Thinking: they mock hypocrisy and inconsistencies, as in “Hablando de Vélez… El mismo Gustavo López que hace unos años decía que no servían los títulos de la sub 20 de Pekerman.” and “Que diario de mierda.”. Their tweets feel improvisational, reactive, and opportunistic rather than structured or planned, closer to Perceiving than Judging, with lots of in‑the‑moment riffs on news and sports like “Tengo tanto delay en el partido que Costas me aparece haciendo dupla de centrales con Cacho Borelli.”. Overall, the blend of extroverted banter, abstract analogies, cutting logical criticism, and spontaneous commentary makes ENTP the best fit for @fipok_.
Some pickup lines for you
- If every congressional ‘cuarto intermedio’ is your Safety Car, let me be the red flag: we stop the session, grab a beer, and you explain to me—very slowly—how you turned parliamentary chaos into such perfect one‑liners.
- You say every time you walk into a place you hear ‘Fuckin’ in the Bushes’—careful, because when you walked onto my timeline it went full Oasis reunion tour: Noel solos, Liam attitude and me in the crowd thinking, ‘hellooo hellooo, say it’s good to be my match, good to be my match.’
- As a ‘periodista maldito’ acreditado en el Congreso, you call Riestra ‘La L1bertad Av@nza hecho equipo’ and compare recess to a Safety Car; I don’t need a wrapped del Congreso to know my favorite law project is the one where you and I co‑sponsor a first date.
- You’ve defended the Estatuto del Periodista, survived Telecentro on Christmas, and still had faith in Colapinto’s Renault 12 and Alpine’s parripollo… if you can believe in all that, maybe you could take a small leap of faith and believe in dinner with me too.
- You always remember when Plutón se fue a la B, rage at that ‘diario de mierda’, and celebrate ‘Feliz día, colegas’; so here’s my proposal: we listen to The Stone Roses, then Oasis, rewatch the Anthology, and you can be the Harrison of our story—because I already believe your version of events ends with us together.
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Your new Twitter bio
Congress-accredited reporter at @eldestapeweb. Football, F1 & rock tragic. Once live-tweeted a session louder than the stadium next door.– @fipok_
Your signature cocktail
The Maldito Oasis Negroni
This drink is built on Argentinian gin, a sharp, clear base for a journalist accredited in Congress who spends his days turning politics into punchlines, like calling a session break “the Safety Car of parliaments”. The Fernet with a splash of cola foam brings that unmistakably local bitterness and late-night newsroom energy, fitting someone who can say about an F1 driver, “Colchones Cannon, proud sponsor of Oscar Piastri” and still sound like he’s on his first round. Dry vermouth infused with yerba mate adds herbal persistence for the guy live-tweeting Congress while worrying about how senators will vote instead of just accepting their Christmas flyers. A dash of bitters mirrors his acidic humour toward politics and media, from “Riestra versus Barracas: The Chiqui Horror Show” to simply declaring “What a shitty newspaper”. Finally, the grapefruit peel garnish is bright and citrusy, a nod to his Brit-rock romanticism—looping Oasis links like “Hellooo Hellooo, say its good to be back”—because beneath all the cynicism, the Maldito Oasis Negroni still hits you with a hopeful, noisy chorus at the end of the glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Federico shows a consistent pattern of sharp wit and cultural/analytical thinking rather than pure sentiment or ambition. He constantly weaves clever analogies between politics, football, and pop culture, like calling the legislative pause “The half-time break is the Safety Car of parliaments” and comparing a legislative situation to “a match you're winning 2–0 and want to end already” in “We're like in a game you're winning 2–0 and want it to end now”. His media criticism and memory for past statements, such as “Talking about Vélez... the same Gustavo López who years ago said Pekerman's U20 titles were useless” and “The original and fake version have something in common: in both Fantino DOESN'T KNOW HOW OFF THE RECORD WORKS”, shows a meticulous, analytic bent. He also displays strong engagement with music and culture in a very nerdy, detail-oriented way, e.g. dissecting Anthology in “After watching the re-edited Anthology... I always believe Harrison” and recommending foundational bands like “I invite you to listen to the Stone Roses. Without them we wouldn't have Oasis…”. The humor is intellectual and reference-heavy—jokes like “The half-time break is the Safety Car of parliaments” and calling a team “A team to forget” rely on layered knowledge of politics, motorsport, and football. All of this points much more strongly to Ravenclaw’s trademark mix of wit, erudition, and creative analogy than to the defining traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
The best fit is Cigarettes & Alcohol because their timeline is steeped in Oasis and Britpop references, from sharing “Oasis Cigarettes & Alcohol: a través de @YouTube” to celebrating the return of Noel’s guitar solos with “Volvieron los solos de Noel”. The song’s working‑class sarcasm and disillusioned optimism echo their political and journalistic edge as a “Periodista maldito,” visible in posts like “Riestra es La L1bertad Av@nza hecho equipo.” and “Hay gente que... dijo 'voy a votar a este energúmeno...'”. The track’s theme of finding escape and meaning in music and nightlife parallels how they treat gigs as almost sacred, for example “Oasis: La gloria absoluta, a la par del 2009 como lo mejor que ví.” and their reverence for bands like The Stone Roses in “Los invito a escuchar a los Stone Roses. Sin ellos no tendríamos Oasis.”. Their self‑deprecating, wry tone—seen in jokes like “Me han dicho 'capo'... pero hasta hoy, nunca me habían dicho 'líder'.”—matches the swaggering yet world‑weary voice of the song. Overall, Cigarettes & Alcohol captures their mix of football‑terrace humor, political cynicism, and Britpop devotion better than anything else.
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