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They most closely resemble Milhouse Van Houten: earnest, unlucky in love, a bit self-deprecating, but still hopeful and nerdy. Like Milhouse constantly pining after Lisa, this user worries about crushes and rejection, asking things like “Oq vale mais a pena? Conversar com a mina que você tem 25% de certeza que gosta de você e provavelmente tomar um fora ou ficar se remoendo pelo resto da vida de não ter tentado?” and lamenting “Ela não gosta de mim pessoal :/”. There’s also a strong sense of feeling a bit out of place and unlucky, as seen in posts like “Porra como é possível esse mundo ser tão desgraçado pqp” and the insomnia/despair threads about school and life. At the same time, they remain oddly optimistic and attached to their nerdy hobbies, talking passionately about Pokémon, games like Balatro and Hollow Knight, and long-running bits such as “200 dias e só estamos chegando no primeiro cp”. This mix of vulnerability, bad luck, romantic frustration, and geeky enthusiasm is classic Milhouse energy rather than the chaos of Bart or the confidence of Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as introverted: most tweets are about solitary activities (gaming, walking to de‑stress, going to the gym alone) and internal states rather than social hype, e.g. “Sinceramente eu não tenho ideia doq fazer nessas férias” and “Caminhar pra desestressar é algo engraçado, tu sai achando que vai dar uma volta na esquina e voltar mas tu vai lá e anda 5 km só pra rir”. They lean intuitive: they often jump from concrete events to broader reflections or existential thoughts, as in “Não tenho ideia de como aproveitar minhas férias sem que eu sinta um vazio existêncial logo em seguida” and “'O diabo não dificulta a vida de quem já é dele' Essa frase me deixou encucado nessas últimas semanas”. Their tone suggests feeling over thinking: they foreground emotions, vulnerability, and relationships, e.g. “Dor de término tá com certeza no meu top 5 piores dores que eu já senti”, “Ela não gosta de mim pessoal :/”, and concern about being unwanted in “não sobra nada pro betinha mesmo”. Finally, they seem more perceiving than judging: they frequently mention not knowing what to do, going with whatever happens (school, relationships, page progress), and a somewhat unstructured life rhythm, like “Eu jurava que tinha postado ontem slk” and the casual, improvisational way they handle the long, chaotic Pokémon run in “200 dias 😟 200 dias e só estamos chegando no primeiro cp”. Taken together—introspective, values-driven, reflective, and somewhat disorganized—this fits best with INFP.

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Daily one-step Pokémon Fire Red run. Part social experiment, part diary—once spent 10 days just to check a Bulbasaur’s nature.– @firerediario

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This cocktail is strong but slow‑sipping, just like taking "Todo dia um passo (ou uma ação) no pokémon fire red" energy and stretching it across an entire run. The cachaça with burnt sugar stands for the chaotic Brazilian humor and dark little life rants like “É pessoal, adm vai morrer, tá caindo tanto relâmpago que o céu tá ficando branco a cada segundo” and “Talvez eu esteja morrendo aos poucos, mesmo tomando remédio eu só dormi 1 hora hoje”. The mate tea brings in that walk-and-think vibe and long, introspective rambles such as “Caminhar pra desestressar é algo engraçado, tu sai achando que vai dar uma volta na esquina e voltar mas tu vai lá e anda 5 km só pra rir”. Lime juice is the sharp hit of teenage drama and school life, from “Que merda vou ter 2 dias na semana que eu entro 7 da manhã e saio 17 e 50 da tarde” to “Ela não gosta de mim pessoal :/”. The dash of sea salt is for the gym grind and resilience in tweets like “20 kg no supino cada lado é bom pra 6 meses de treino?” and “Zerar essa run enquanto ainda estou vivo ou fazer rosca 45? Hmmmmm”. Finally, the grass‑green energy drink ice cube nods to the eternally delayed progress in Kanto, from “200 dias 😟 200 dias e só estamos chegando no primeiro cp” to the legendary misadventures of “A grama não pessoal, não pode pisar na grama 😭😭😭”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is perseverance, patience, and a kind of stubborn everyday loyalty to a silly but long‑term project, very Hufflepuff-coded traits. They’ve committed to a one-step-a-day Pokémon run for almost a year despite slow progress, joking about it but never quitting, as shown in posts like “200 dias 😟 200 dias e só estamos chegando no primeiro cp” and later “Bateu 1 ano de página e a gente ainda tá levando o vibrador pro professor caralho”. They highlight and appreciate their community’s behavior, e.g. “Primeira vez que vocês ignoram um npc” and light-heartedly organizing collective projects like “Guys, quem aí topa fazer os 151 pokémons da 1ª geração do pokémon no wplace?”, which shows a cooperative, community-first mindset rather than a competitive or glory-seeking one. Even when talking about school, training, and sleep issues, the tone is more resigned and hard-working than ambitious or dramatic, as in “Depois de quase 1 ano dormindo só 4 horas todo dia finalmente estou dormind bem, tudo graças a um remédio de ansiedade” and “20 kg no supino cada lado é bom pra 6 meses de treino?”, which reflect persistence and steady effort, not a Slytherin-style hunger for dominance. There are flashes of curiosity and introspection (e.g. about politics, nofap, or religious phrases), but these are secondary to the consistent picture of someone loyal to their community, patient with absurdly slow progress, and focused on showing up every day, all hallmarks of Hufflepuff.

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A song about growing up, carrying on despite feeling lost, and turning pain into a kind of dark humor fits them well. They constantly juggle existential feelings and everyday struggle, like when they say they have “no idea how to enjoy my vacation without feeling an existential void right after” “Não tenho ideia de como aproveitar minhas férias sem que eu sinta um vazio existêncial logo em seguida”. There’s also a sense of ongoing battle and exhaustion in posts about terrible school schedules and insomnia, such as “Que merda vou ter 2 dias na semana que eu entro 7 da manhã e saio 17 e 50 da tarde” and “eu ainda acordo as 3:00 e não volto a dormir, eu odeio isso, eu não consigo ter uma noite de sono decente”. At the same time, they keep pushing forward in this absurd, slow-motion Pokémon project, celebrating tiny wins like “2 passos em uma ação, literalmente o maior progresso em um dia que já fizemos”. That mix of melancholy, perseverance, and dramatic self-awareness mirrors the emotional arc and theatrical tone of Welcome to the Black Parade.

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