Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially aware: They engage critically with politics and social issues, like discussing voting pragmatism in two-party systems in “personally, I think that if you live in a country with a 2 party system…” and highlighting non-Jewish victims of the Holocaust in “to ignore the hundreds of thousands of disabled , queer , romani and slavic people killed in the holocaust…”.
- Empathetic advocate: They defend marginalized groups and call out harmful behavior, such as condemning grooming in “wow so romantic… a guy and his groomer” and protecting minors in “get this guy locked up wtf do you mean ‘minors but ‘not children’’…”.
- Analytical thinker: They dissect ideas logically, like distinguishing belief from religion in “imo both views are wrong. atheism is a belief but it isnt a religion…” and critiquing the cosmological argument in “even if god created our universe and set everything in our universe into motion…”.
- Self-aware introspective: They reflect on their own behavior and feelings, such as anxiety about failure in “guess who got an anxiety attack over failing just because I had a cold…” and noticing how obligation kills their enjoyment in “I wish this wasnt the case but the moment something becomes an obligation to me I immediately hate it…”.
- Curious media-lover: They show broad interests and enthusiasm for learning from media, referencing criminology class in “had the police come over for a my criminology elective…”, literary figures in Bungo Stray Dogs in “icl what im most excited about with part 2 bsd is the new authors…”, and time-loop stories in “i actually love timeloops”.
Weaknesses:
- High reactivity: They often respond with intense emotion or profanity, as seen in “SINCE FUCKING WHEN????? how the fuck isnt this sinophobic” and “my dad’s been up since like 3 am and he wont be fucking quiet…”, which can escalate conflict.
- Public oversharing: They share very personal struggles and vulnerabilities online, then feel discomfort about it, shown in “sorry guys was #vulnerable will now be throwing up at the thought of expressing stuff publicly cuz that’s cringe” and detailed anxiety around school in “guess who got an anxiety attack over failing just because I had a cold…”.
- Conflict-prone tone: They frequently phrase disagreements in an attacking way, like “oh god y’all need some common sense and any semblance of thought other than ‘ i hate POC’” and “bruh if you’re not going to hire a cleaner then at least clean your fucking house yourself”, which can make dialogue harder.
- Academic pressure: They place heavy stress on grades and studying, which feeds anxiety, as seen in “my dad’s been up since like 3 am… and I have homework due help” and “guess who got an anxiety attack over failing just because I had a cold and had to miss school”.
- Motivation instability: They describe losing interest once activities become obligations, such as in “I wish this wasnt the case but the moment something becomes an obligation to me I immediately hate it. like I used to love science but now it just feels like a chore. same thing happened with art”, which can undermine long-term projects.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: smart, politically opinionated, and a little world-weary for their age. They show a strong moral and social-justice streak, e.g. calling out bigotry and erasure of victims in tweets like “to ignore the hundreds of thousands of disabled , queer , romani and slavic people killed in the holocaust just increases the chances for a second holocaust as we’re clearly not learning from our mistakes” and critiquing healthcare inequality in “chemotherapy , insulin and epipens should be free but they’re not because of y’all’s fuckass privatised healthcare system”. Like Lisa, they’re academically driven yet anxious, talking about mocks and grades in “got ACC on my mocks” and stressing over missing school in “guess who got an anxiety attack over failing just because I had a cold and had to miss school”. They also overthink philosophy and religion in a very Lisa-like way, as with their breakdown of atheism and the ‘prime mover’ in “imo both views are wrong. atheism is a belief but it isnt a religion as religion implies a certain degree of organisation” and “even if god created our universe and set everything in our universe into motion, that doesnt really prove anything…”. Despite being serious, they still have a playful, nerdy side—hyperfixating on anime, games, and music in posts like “icL what im most excited about with part 2 bsd is the new authors” and “I! Am! Going! To! The! Ashnikko! Concert!”—which matches Lisa’s mix of earnest activism and geeky enthusiasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they overshare life details, joke publicly, and jump into discourse with strangers, e.g. “i have no clue why I’m in this discourse I’m a 16 year old who only ever makes pasta.” and “parents evening #imsocooked”, suggesting comfort with social exposure rather than guarded privacy. Their thinking is strongly Intuitive: they frequently discuss abstract ideas like politics, ethics, and metaphysics, such as “even if god created our universe and set everything in our universe into motion, that doesnt really prove anything…” and “part of the theory of evolution is selection pressure.”, focusing on concepts and systems over concrete minutiae. They show a clear Thinking preference through analytical, debate-style takes and corrective tone: “personally, I think that if you live in a country with a 2 party system… you should probably vote the ‘lesser’ of two evils…” and “yall really need to learn survivorship bias” emphasize logic and consistency even when discussing emotional or moral topics. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, tangent-heavy and opportunistic (jumping from anime meta to politics to food takes), and they openly struggle with obligation and structure, e.g. “the moment something becomes an obligation to me I immediately hate it.” and “I wish this wasnt the case but… now it just feels like a chore.”. Taken together—socially expressive, concept-focused, argumentative, and anti-routine—the pattern best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘a swarm of bees’ and not a girl, that works for me — because every time you talk about porotta and kadala my brain just goes *buzz* and thinks, “wow, this is exactly my type of hive mind.”
- You were singing Bollywood songs at 5 without knowing the lyrics, I’m struggling to say anything coherent because you’re basically my favourite song in a language I don’t understand but still want on loop.
- You got ACC on your mocks, you’re a STEM nut who lowkey sounds humanities-coded, and you overthink cosmology and prime movers on Twitter — are you free sometime to overanalyze the universe and maybe share some cutlets from the fridge together?
- You’re going to see Ashnikko on 20/2 and already survived an Ado concert; statistically speaking, the only logical next step in your concert evolution is sharing a pit ticket and yelling lyrics together until both our voices have negative HP.
- You said you only ever make pasta and hate chopping onions — I can cook, I like onions, and I own cumin… so if we team up, we can statistically reduce your curry-based suffering by 100% and maybe increase our mutual serotonin by at least one standard deviation.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • any pronouns • STEM kid who only cooks pasta, sings Bollywood wrong, and overthinks politics, anime, and cost of living at 5am– @fishfishbish101
Your signature cocktail
Cogito Ergo Yum
This cocktail starts with a spiced black tea vodka infusion, a nod to their favourite drink being “strawberry and black tea boba” in “10 things about me 💜💙 ☆ age: 16 ...” and their tendency to stay sharp and opinionated. A strawberry shrub adds sweet–acidic chaos, reflecting their bi, gender-fluid vibe and the way they’ll flip from political takes like “personally, I think that if you live in a country with a 2 party system...” to fandom excitement like “I! Am! Going! To! The! Ashnikko! Concert!”. The cumin–cardamom salted rim represents their Desi roots and kitchen discourse in tweets like “since when was cumin not a staple food what the fuckles????” and their defense of Asian cuisines in “do these people not realise that asian cuisines are eaten at home by asians???”. Finally, a sparkling water or lemonade topper keeps it bright and non-alcoholic-adjacent in spirit, echoing their hyper, self-aware energy in “ADRENALINE TOMORROW!!!!” and existential humour in “Cogito Ergo Sum, I think therefore I am AM , I AM”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently show analytical, curious, and theory-building tendencies that are quintessentially Ravenclaw. For example, they break down political systems and voter strategy in a very structural way in “personally, I think that if you live in a country with a 2 party system and you hate both candidates, you should probably vote the ‘lesser’ of two evils because progress is progress and not voting is just showing ambivalence in the face of potential opression”, and they apply similar logical analysis to evolution and selection pressure in “part of the theory of evolution is selection pressure. if there’s no selection pressure a species is less likely to evolve”. They enjoy picking apart philosophical and theological arguments, as seen in “even if god created our universe and set everything in our universe into motion, that doesnt really prove anything as even a painter or builder has a creator (two) . this doesnt show what is actually the ‘prime mover of life’ but rather what simply started our universe”, and their bio even cites Cogito Ergo Sum, a very on-brand choice for a reflective, mind-centered house. They also nitpick definitions and concepts—like distinguishing atheism as a belief but not a religion in “imo both views are wrong. atheism is a belief but it isnt a religion as religion implies a certain degree of organisation” and questioning story mechanics in “yk what I dont get? why murder suicide is his weakness? cuz couldnt the sublimation reanimate the corpse of the killer?”. While they do show moral stance and fairness (which could hint at Hufflepuff or Gryffindor), the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity, love of explaining things, and enjoyment of complex media and lore (“yk what I find interesting? the dynamics between non curse users … and sorcerers because the non curse users are the fundamental reason behind sorcerer’s suffering whilst also being blissfully unaware of it”), which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Daisy - Ashnikko
A well‑suited song for them is “Daisy” by Ashnikko, since they’re literally hyped about seeing her live and tweet things like “I! Am! Going! To! The! Ashnikko! Concert!” and mention “seeing ashnikko 20/2!” in their name. Daisy is about chaotic confidence, anger, and self-assertion, which matches their outspoken, sweary tone in tweets like “we’re in a cost of living crisis and milk is ur main issue?” and “since when was cumin not a staple food what the fuckles????”. The song’s themes of defiance and calling out bullshit fit their frequent political and social takes, such as “to ignore the hundreds of thousands of disabled , queer , romani and slavic people killed in the holocaust just increases the chances for a second holocaust” and “you’re so close yet so far. chemotherapy , insulin and epipens should be free”. Their gender fluidity and bi identity in “10 things about me 💜💙 ☆ gender: fluid ☆ sexuality: bi” also resonate with Ashnikko’s queer, nonconforming energy. Overall, Daisy captures their mix of nerdy interests, righteous anger, and playful chaos better than a generic empowerment song.
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