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Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets center on solitary activities like drawing, gaming, and reading rather than parties or group events, e.g. “i do draw sometimes” and “Im reading objectified its kinda good”. Their interests and humor show strong Intuition—they gravitate to surreal, narrative-heavy games and media (Rain World, Limbus Company, Corru, Star Fetchers), and make abstract or hyperbolic comments like “Reading Moby dick and the whale crushes me and i die”. They clearly prioritize values and emotional reactions over detached logic, fitting Feeling: they complain about people romanticizing abuse (“why is everyone on Twitter romanticizing abuse like what”) and being perceived as defending taboo topics (“if i say anything it seems like im defending incest”), indicating strong moral concern. Their communication is passionate, sometimes blunt or dramatic, like “Im fully convinced 99% of ai bros are just ragebaiting because ts cant be for real”, but still rooted in value judgments rather than pure logic. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently mention boredom and lack of structure (“Im so boredd”, “Indacooo I'm so bored”), complain about problems rather than outlining plans (“i cant play the watcher because my game is fucking bugged”), and their feed feels spontaneous and reactive rather than organized or schedule-driven. Taken together—imaginative media tastes, strong personal values, emotional expression, and a loose, unstructured lifestyle—INFP is the best overall fit.

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Artist, cat enthusiast & chronic Wordle winner. I draw games & weird little guys; you can use my art with credit. Commissions open, behave in DMs.– @Fivey_wivey

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The white rum is the solid kick underneath all the chaos, like staying up drawing and posting things like “i do draw sometimes” and “Productive day in class i have been graffiting pebbles all over”. Blue curaçao gives it a vivid, game‑HUD color, a nod to their love of games like Rain World and Limbus Company in posts such as “Color changing glasses are fun #rainworld” and “Another win for the #tremornation #limbuscompamy tremor fans rejoice”. The bubbly lychee soda or lemonade captures their energetic, slightly chaotic mood in tweets like “gdsgsghjdfhvdcxzWAETFVWJBhimnm….” and “Im so boredd”. Strawberry purée swirls in like the flashes of softness and affection when they say “Goodnight oomfs” or show off “my. cat”, giving the drink a sweet core under the snark. Finally, edible silver glitter mirrors their shiny, slightly unhinged art‑brain and their love of weird, sparkly vibes, the same energy as “Big things happening” and their proud declarations like “People wish they half the swag i do”. This ends up a bright, fizzy, slightly dangerous cocktail—sweet at first sip, but stronger than it looks, just like MisFire.

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Their timeline is saturated with games and media they engage with in a very analytical, detail‑oriented way, which fits Ravenclaw’s curiosity and love of understanding things. They don’t just play; they think about systems and difficulty, like when they note completion stats and infer player behavior in Rain World: “its kinda crazy how since downpour came out only 4% of steam players beat the saint. my theory that no rain world has played the game proves true once again”. They also dissect discourse and logic on Twitter, questioning overreactions or bad arguments, as in “this is another case of seeing 10000000 people complaning about others getting mad at something and seeing ZERO of said angry people like what” and “Did people stop knowing what satire is”, which shows a preference for critical thinking over pure emotion. Their creativity and self‑driven art practice further support Ravenclaw: they are constantly drawing, painting, and designing characters, e.g. “i do draw sometimes” and “#d3rlord3 whatever you do. First time painting!! how is it”, and they even study art formally while jokingly complaining about art school: “I hate art school”. While they have flashes of snark and strong opinions, the consistent throughline is a witty, inquisitive, media‑savvy mind that evaluates systems, jokes, and fandom behavior—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw temperament more than of the other houses.

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Their timeline mixes chaotic humor, self‑deprecation, and irritation with discourse in a way that fits the rebellious, overstimulated vibe of Teenagers. They joke about hating art school in “I hate art school” and feeling fragile in “I'm worryingly underweight and i eat a lot of food and im tired of looking like a breeze could knock me over and id shatter hitting the ground”, echoing the song’s themes of alienation and insecurity. Their constant complaints about online drama and bad takes, like “this is another case of seeing 10000000 people complaning about others getting mad at something and seeing ZERO of said angry people” and “Why are people acting like this is the second coming of Hitler is everyone THAT filled with hate??”, match the song’s frustration with social hysteria. At the same time, they’re playful and expressive—drawing OCs, posting their cat, and saying “Ggoodnight chatt i love u all byebye”—which suits the track’s loud, dramatic, but ultimately cathartic energy. Overall, the mix of angst, humor, and creative passion lines up closely with the emotional tone and attitude of Teenagers.

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