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Your Simpsons character
Kandi mirrors Comic Book Guy’s obsessive fandom energy and his tendency to reside in niche, gatekept internet subcultures. Much like the character’s cynical attitude and specific interests, Kandi expresses extreme enthusiasm for his specific ships, claiming “PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK” regarding his favorite media. He shares the character's socially isolated vibe, noting “how it feels to talk in 90 percent of proship servers” and identifying with older personas, stating he is “essentially a 40 year old divorced dad in a teens body”. Ultimately, his focus on rare pairs and defensive stance on shipping content perfectly encapsulates the Simpsons' resident “well, actually” superfan.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kandi demonstrates Extroversion through a high level of vocal expressiveness and a desire for community connection, specifically asking, “any adult proshippers into #startersmovieunleashers ? :3”. Their Intuition is seen in their preoccupation with internal identities and abstract concepts of the self, such as describing being “essentially a 40 year old divorced dad in a teens body” due to DID. The Feeling preference is evident in their emotionally charged, unfiltered language and strong personal attachments, seen when they exclaim “he’s a fat lil boy and i need him bad”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is reflected in a spontaneous, 'unmedicated' approach to posting that prioritizes immediate impulses, like suddenly declaring “i might be the first Butch yume ever”.

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Passionate about animation analysis and character dynamics. I enjoy exploring niche cinematic tropes and the evolution of digital subcultures. Let’s talk film!– @fizzyrocketz

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This experimental concoction captures the chaotic energy of a 19-year-old who claims, “i’m essentially a 40 year old divorced dad in a teens body”. The high-proof spirit reflects their 'unmedicated' status and intense interests, specifically the desire to be “the first Butch yume ever”. It’s served with a side of heavy syrup because, as they admit, “he’s a fat lil boy and i need him bad”. The fizzing rim represents the loud, 'proship' server vibe where they feel most at home.

Your Hogwarts House
Kandi displays classic Slytherin traits of ambition and self-preservation by establishing themselves as the “CEO of 🍬🍀 and ButchxTink” and claiming status as the “first Butch yume ever.” They prioritize their own community and desires, showing a cunning disregard for social norms through their “unmedicated bitch” persona and pro-ship advocacy. Their focus on hierarchy and specific niche dominance, paired with an “Antis DNI” boundary to protect their inner circle, aligns perfectly with the house of the ambitious and resourceful. Ultimately, their desire to be seen as a leader in their subculture marks them as a true Slytherin.

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The user's online identity is heavily defined by a rebellious and chaotic teenage persona, explicitly stating they are an “unmedicated bitch” who embraces fringe internet subcultures. Teen Idle explores the internal conflict of youth and identity, which mirrors their claim that they are “essentially a 40 year old divorced dad in a teens body” due to DID. Their focus on controversial shipping and adult themes, such as asking “is two adults dating bad now oh my god”, reflects the song's darker take on adolescence and desire for validation. Ultimately, the track's blend of angst and self-proclaimed messiness fits someone who identifies as the “CEO of 🍬🍀” while navigating complex personal dynamics.

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