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Your Simpsons character
Mari mirrors the melancholic, high-achieving, and deeply sensitive nature of Lisa Simpson, often feeling like an outsider who masks her internal struggle with a smile. Just as Lisa puts on a brave face for her family, Mari notes, “i laugh i smile i joke with everyone like usual but then i get home and it's like what am i even doing”. Both characters exhibit obsessive tendencies and perfectionism, which for Mari manifests in a hyper-fixation on numbers and self-image, stating she is “at my lowest weight ever (and about to ruin it)”. Furthermore, Mari’s reliance on niche interests like yuri manga and psychological visual novels reflects Lisa’s habit of escaping into intellectualism and art when she feels “numb” or overwhelmed by life's disappointments.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mari exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep focus on internal emotional states and the jarring transition from public social masks to private exhaustion, noted when they ask “what am i even doing” after joking with others. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their preoccupation with symbolic goals and future ideals, though often focused through a lens of mental health struggles and media interests like psychological visnovels. They lean heavily toward Feeling (F), as their decision-making is driven by intense emotions and self-valuation, such as breaking a fast because it was “one of the most suicidal days I've experienced”. Finally, Perceiving (P) is evident in their spontaneous, mood-driven behaviors and the lack of a rigid schedule, admitting they “can't take it anymore” and impulsively break plans based on immediate cravings or feelings.

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16-year-old Bandori and visual novel enthusiast. When I'm not chasing the latest manga releases, I’m perfecting my karaage recipe. Let's talk games and music!– @flames_auftakt

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures Mari’s bittersweet reality as a '#1 倉田 ましろ fan' navigating the highs of fandom and the lows of a breakup. The sorbet base mirrors the “karaage bao & choco sorbet” she treats herself to, while the crushed ice is a nod to her “chew & spit” habit. The medicinal float represents her darker moments asking if she should “indulge in cough medicine” or raid the alcohol cabinet to cope. Despite her “raw gluttony” tweets, the drink is served light and airy, reflecting a girl who feels she is “at my lowest weight ever” and constantly fading into the background.

Your Hogwarts House
Mari demonstrates the Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness through her rigid focus on personal goals and self-preservation amidst emotional turmoil. Her bio lists specific targets like a “gw ~40kg”, showing a drive for perfection that is common in the house of ambition. She displays a cunning, albeit self-destructive, resourcefulness in how she navigates social situations, such as “buying sugary drinks w/friends just to dump them out” to maintain her facade. Even when struggling, she remains highly analytical of her own behavior, calculating “excuses to break my fast” based on efficiency and external triggers. Ultimately, her desire to find a community of like-minded individuals where they can “starve together” reflects a preference for exclusive, goal-oriented circles.

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The song Numbers perfectly mirrors Mari’s obsession with metrics and the physical toll of her eating disorder. She is constantly fixated on her weight and goals, as seen when she notes, “yea my scale just flashed 47.9 im indulging srry <333” and mentions being in the “bmi 20s (╥﹏╥)”. The lyrics reflect the exhaustion of performing for others while suffering internally, matching her sentiment: “i laugh i smile i joke with everyone like usual but then i get home and it's like what am i even doing”. Ultimately, the track captures the numbness and cycle of self-harm she describes when admitting she is “coping way too well after a breakup (starving and cutting)”.

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