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This user fits best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly making jokes about everything around them. Their sense of humor is bratty and gleefully rude, like calling themselves a "jackass" in the bio and posting things like “genderfluid who switches between incel and femcel” and “poop factory boss: remember to fulfill your doody”, which mirrors Bart’s immature but sharp joke style. They have that classic Bart "class clown who notices everything" energy, riffing on school and media with tweets like “spanish test had a passage about 'modern heroes' and the first one was emma watson immediately followed by peter thiel” and “some accounts their gimmick is being Racist”. The way they bounce from anime to games to internet culture, e.g. “watching naruto for the first time, im starting to get incel vibes from sasuke :/” and “they should make statues of the creator of neocities like they do for buddha and jesus and shit”, feels like Bart channel-surfing through modern fandoms. Even when they complain about weird body pains or being scared by a FNAF video at night, like “tried watching a fnaf lore video at night and got scared because the room was dark im cooked bruh”, it comes off as a kid who turns every experience into a bit, which is very Bart-coded.

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They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about online media, games, and personal body/health experiences rather than hanging out or partying, and even social stuff is framed through screens, like “making friends online is lwk so easy just join discord servers w like 12 members and be nice to them”, which suggests preferring small, niche groups over big public scenes. Their humor is highly intuitive, leaning into absurd, conceptual jokes rather than concrete sensory detail, e.g. “they should make one of those object shows and have a character who is a bucket of paint and he gets brutally murdered and his paint splatters all over the place and then they can call the episode 'watching paint dry'” and meta commentary like “every other post on twitter is somebody saying a random phrase and then posting the video it comes from and getting 10k likes”. They lean Thinking over Feeling: their tone is blunt, analytical, and often critical or mocking (e.g. “blem by drake is hot ass bro he keeps slipping on the beat like its a banana peel i dont get why ppl like ts” and “some accounts their gimmick is being Racist”), with more focus on evaluating ideas and media than on harmony. The overall vibe is strongly Perceiving: they bounce between topics, change opinions on the fly like “duplicator arc was amazing” immediately followed by “i was wrong about duplicator shes a fraud tbh”, and embrace spontaneity and chaos, such as “every now and then i make a conscious effort to say some shit thatll piss me off when im older and i look back at it”. Their mix of detached analysis, niche internet/media obsessions, and playful, self-undermining logic fits best with INTP.

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Part-time meme analyst, full-time anime overthinker. Once got hit by a grape in the bathroom and made it everyone’s problem here.– @flamollusk420

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A chaotic, high-energy spin on a long island, this drink channels their loud, shitposting vibe and constant sensory overload. The spiced dark rum is for their unfiltered edge and insults like “shut the fcuk up bro” and calling themselves a “jackass” in the bio. Sour cherry juice matches their mix of pain and irritation about their body and life, like “bro my left eye hurts fuck this shit” and “i got some actually indescribable pain”. Sparkling yuzu soda captures their hyper, absurd humor and joyful nerdiness in tweets like “i fucking love ants 🐜🐜🐜🐜look at them go🍞🍞ants get the bread!” and “making friends online is lwk so easy”. A blue curaçao mist over the top nods to their anime/gaming brainrot and meme aesthetics in posts like “new jjk opening🤑🤑🤑” and “Mega Man drops January 8th! LOL, just joking around!”. Finally, the crushed Pop Rocks rim represents their constant explosive reactions and internet culture commentary, from “HOLY SHIT” to the cursed legacy of “WE are not forgetting #niftyguytexas”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a mix of hyper-online humor and constant observation that fits Ravenclaw’s wit and curiosity more than any other house. They frequently analyze internet and platform behavior in a very meta way, like criticizing YouTube editing tropes in “i hate when im watching a youtube video and the editor stops the background music every time the youtuber makes a joke like shit is not that funny!!!!!” and mocking how people act on Twitter and Discord in “some ppl reply to stuff on twitter like every post they see is a question directly asked to them in real life” and “mfs on discord are always named like 'M👅' ... they set their status like theyve been stuck in the void for 3 weeks”. They also get oddly analytical about mundane things, like hiccup cures in “wtf you can just hold your breath when you have hiccups and they go away!!!! tf was the point of all the stupid ass other hiccup cures ppl make up????” and Zillow pricing in “zillow is so fucking stupid itll say $100+ and then itll be like $1000 or $2000 like what was the point of wasting my time then??? ... then it costs 5 billion”. Their humor is driven by wordplay and conceptual jokes—e.g., turning a terrible pun into a worldbuilding bit in “poop factory boss: remember to fulfill your doody” and imagining absurd redesigns of games in “the only way persona 4 revival will be good is if they change the whole damn game. ... make yu talk like duke nukem. this is what the fans need”. While they show some empathy and loyalty (e.g., defending neurodivergence discourse in “some people are way too excited to have autism... all the comments were people saying this was literally them and then listing adhd symptoms”), their defining traits are a sharp, observant, and inventive mind that picks apart culture and language, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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The song Internet fits them because it’s all about being terminally online and half-loving, half-hating it, which matches their whole timeline. They joke about platform culture and algorithms, like when they say “every other post on twitter is somebody saying a random phrase and then posting the video it comes from and getting 10k likes” and roast sites like Zillow in “zillow is so fucking stupid itll say $100+ and then itll be like $1000 or $2000…”. Their humor is extremely online and meta, as seen in “making friends online is lwk so easy just join discord servers w like 12 members and be nice to them” and “substack isnt ready for this”. At the same time, they clearly feel worn down by it all, with posts like “watching a cool ass episode of a show but every bone in my body conveniently starts aching so i cant enjoy it” and “every now and then i make a conscious effort to say some shit thatll piss me off when im older and i look back at it”, echoing the song’s self-aware burnout. Their blend of irony, pop culture obsession, and low-key existential dread lines up closely with the vibe of Internet.

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