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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is known for his rebellious, attention‑seeking antics and constant need to be noticed, which matches FlapJack’s frequent calls for engagement like "Guys I’m bored somebody talk to me or sumin idk". He often drops random, over‑the‑top jokes and bizarre stories, much like the user’s tweet about "a cat escaping the cartel after stealing 3 kilos of coke" and his self‑deprecating "I’m a pancake" meme. Bart’s teenage slang and brash confidence are reflected in FlapJack’s frequent use of "Aright", "Bro", and "hai :3", as seen in "I think I have followers now or something so uh hai :3". His desire for fame and notoriety mirrors the user’s wish to "be famous enough to get death threats in my dms" and his excitement about gaining followers. Finally, both Bart and FlapJack show a chaotic, meme‑filled online presence, constantly posting random art, commissions, and political ramblings, exemplified by the tweet "We shouldn’t be killing people over political ideology…".

Your MBTI personality Type
Their constant posting and direct calls for interaction (e.g., "Drop your OC below and I'll draw it in my style" and "Anyone else antisocial but want friends? :3") show an outward‑focused, extraverted style. Most of their content revolves around immediate, sensory details—pictures of daily moments, jokes about Miami, the current weather ("Sitting in an empty parking lot while it's pouring down rain is very relaxing") and concrete numbers ("My Twitter worth is: $52.20")—indicating a Sensing preference. They frequently share personal feelings and values, such as apologizing for being a furry ("Aright guys can confirm, I am a furry, I'm truly sorry to break the news like this") and expressing a desire for acceptance ("I wish I was famous enough to get death threats in my dms 😔"), which aligns with a Feeling orientation. Their spontaneous, unplanned style—jumping from one meme to another, impulsively offering to draw OCs in MS Paint, and abruptly "purging followers"—reflects a Perceiving approach.

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Pixel artist & TF2 enthusiast. Once painted a cat stealing coke—ended up as a meme. 🎨🕹️ #FurryFriendly– @FlapJack489

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail captures FlapJack's whimsical, chaotic online persona, mixing sweet, goofy, and slightly edgy flavors. The vodka base is the neutral, high‑energy foundation, mirroring the tweet "the yang I'm just a silly goober who likes team fortress 2 and stuff :3". Maple syrup adds a pancake‑sweet nod to the self‑declaration "I’m a pancake", while peanut butter whiskey gives the "goober" humor that FlapJack constantly references. A splash of blue Curaçao brings the TF2 vibes, and a float of heavy cream represents the soft, furry side expressed in "Aright guys can confirm, I am a furry, I'm truly sorry to break the news like this". Finally, the cocktail’s playful garnish of a gummy bear reminds of the endless "If I don't know you and you dm me sum 'Hi how are you? :)' I'm going to delete that shit" antics.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s frequent expressions of wanting more followers and fame, such as “I wish I was famous enough to get death threats in my dms 😔” and “I think I have followers now or something so uh hai :3”, reveal a strong ambition for personal recognition. Their strategic manipulation of interactions—e.g., “If I don’t know you and you dm me ‘Hi how are you? :)’ I’m going to delete that shit. If you want my attention … dm me a picture of a frog” and “Aright I’m going to be purging followers that I don’t know or recognize, speak now or forever hold your peace. You got 2 hours.”—shows cunning and resourcefulness. They openly admit to shady behavior like “Let me all let you in on a little secret … I don’t pay my taxes,” indicating a willingness to bend rules for personal benefit. These traits of ambition, cunning, and self‑preservation fit the Slytherin house’s core values, making it the most likely match.

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The chaotic flood of memes, furries, and random art in FlapJack's feed mirrors the frantic montage described in Bo Burnham’s ‘Welcome to the Internet’, which satirically lists everything from cat videos to endless memes. Tweets like "My timeline is tf2 on wplace and deltarune on wplace somebody kill me" and "Furries on my timeline ugh…hate seeing all of these epic fuckin looking ocs…hate it soooo much" show the overload of internet content that the song lampoons. Their self‑deprecating posts such as "Day 1,913 of doing nothing interesting" and "I would like to explode into 7,364,967 pieces" echo the song’s line "You’re all alone, and the internet is a terrible place" about feeling overwhelmed. The desire for attention in "Should I start tweeting like I have followers so that I too can make an overused joke?" matches the song’s critique of chasing likes and viral jokes. Overall, Burnham’s satirical look at the wild, exhausting, and absurd nature of online life fits FlapJack’s personality perfectly.

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