Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about joy, anger, and tenderness, like loving her grandma’s old messages in “definitivamente o meu drag path é encontrar mensagens da minha vó…”.
- Creative-writer: Bio shows identification with writing as survival, and she talks about narrative structure and tense choices in “mudei o tempo verbal de um turno e pqp muito mais fácil de escrever assim mds”.
- Humorously-ironic: Uses dark and self-aware humor, like comparing playing tank unfavorably to marching for kitten death in “vocês vão me ver numa passeata a favor da morte de gatinhos filhotes…”.
- Fandom-passionate: Shows deep, detailed enthusiasm for characters and series like Moon Knight, Gambit, Saul, and Charlotte across multiple tweets such as “quero ser humilhada por ela”.
- Dedicated-gamer: Displays long-term commitment and goal-setting in Marvel Rivals, tracking hours and matches in “foram 296 horas e 1570 partidas eu estou há 2 partidas de chegar lá…”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing and curses toward others, like “ah vai se foder…… se alguém vem pra cima de mim assim eu já tô aplicando a legítima defesa…”.
- Harsh-judgment: Expresses strong contempt for groups or people, for example “não tem nada que eu odeie mais do que evangélicos e pastores”.
- Fatalistic-humor: Jokes about extreme harm or death, such as wishing a friend’s plane would crash in “desejando que o avião do meu bestie caia…”.
- Self-neglecting: Acknowledges being overwhelmed or dysregulated without much mention of coping, like supermarket sensory overload in “nunca percebo o quão autista sou até ter que ir num supermercado e meu humor desregular pelo resto do dia”.
- Conflict-escalating: Shows readiness to retaliate rather than de-escalate, as in “no dia que eu começar a revidar essa passivo agressividade ela vai ver”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, self-aware, emotional, and deeply into niche interests. Like Lisa, they’re intellectual and introspective, mixing poetic sensitivity (“how do you write like you need it to survive? how do you write every second you’re alive?”) with strong opinions and political awareness (“+18 wa 🇵🇸🇧🇷 she”, “parem de criar rivalidade latina”). They show neurodivergent self-reflection and social overstimulation, very Lisa-coded: “nunca percebo o quão autista sou até ter que ir num supermercado e meu humor desregular pelo resto do dia”. Their intense fandom and media analysis (Marvel, RPG characters, ship dynamics) echo Lisa’s obsessive focus on her passions, e.g. “se eu conseguir pegar grandmaster nessa season vai ter edit ao som de nonstop porque há SETE MESES eu tô tentando pegar essa porra”. At the same time, there’s a caustic, darkly funny edge—“tenho pensamentos que fariam o diabo se orgulhar”, “desejando que o avião do meu bestie caia pra esse relacionamento dele com a namorada chata acabar logo”—which fits older, more jaded Lisa rather than innocent Lisa. Overall, they read as a very-online, queer, feminist, autistic, pop-culture-obsessed Lisa Simpson who swears a lot.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is highly socially oriented, constantly reacting to people and media, wanting to be around others and joking about social dynamics, e.g. wanting to cuddle people like Ana Paula in public contexts “queria deitar nos peitos da ana paula tb igual a milena” and loudly thirsting over celebrities and characters “que mulher linda meu deus queria ser humilhada por ela”. They are clearly Intuitive: they often jump to symbolism, archetypes and narrative concepts instead of concrete detail, like imagining reincarnating lovers cursed by a sinner/suppressed-desire dynamic “pensando muito na torpe de duas pessoas que vem se encontrando desde adão e eva e em todas as vidas são amaldiçoadas pela dinâmica pecador x aquele que suprime os desejos por temer a deus”, and describing their RPG sanity loss in metaphorical terms “se eu fosse um personagem de rpg eu teria morrido para insanidade essa noite”. They come off as strong Feeling: evaluations are value- and emotion-heavy (love/hate, moral judgments), from intense annoyance at evangelical behavior “não tem nada que eu odeie mais do que evangélicos e pastores” to tender reflections on their grandmother and Alzheimer’s “definitivamente o meu drag path é encontrar mensagens da minha vó que me fazem lembrar de como ela era antes de ter alzheimer”. Their tone is passionate and dramatic rather than detached or purely logical, joking about having thoughts that would make the devil proud “tenho pensamentos que fariam o diabo se orgulhar” and expressing frustration with high emotional intensity “pqp que ódio do caralho”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: they present as spontaneous, chaotic and flexible rather than structured—procrastinating dinner “fazendo a janta agora porque procrastinei a little too much”, changing writing tense on the fly for ease “mudei o tempo verbal de um turno e pqp muito mais fácil de escrever assim”, and gaming obsessively for hours to chase a rank in a last‑minute rush “foram 296 horas e 1570 partidas eu estou há 2 partidas de chegar lá tenho 6 dias”. Combining outspoken social energy (E), imaginative narrative focus (N), emotional and value‑driven reactions (F), and a spontaneous, improvisational lifestyle (P), ENFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’d rather join a march for the death of baby kittens than willingly queue as tank, how about I hard-carry on tank while you play whatever you want and we both protest toxic lobbies together?
- You spent 296 hours and 1570 matches chasing Grandmaster in Marvel Rivals — statistically speaking, the next impossible achievement on your list should be letting me take you out and celebrate with that ‘Nonstop’ edit in the background.
- You said finding a cream that matches your curls is ‘papo de orgasmo’; as a humble admirer, I’d just like the chance to be at least as compatible with you as that conditioner.
- You compared yourself to Babu, kin Saul Prescott, and still worry about being ‘too autista’ after the supermarket — honestly, that combo of self-awareness, humor, and unhinged character brainrot is exactly my type. Can I apply for the role of problematic love interest in your next drag path?
- Your grandma’s old messages, Moon Knight being a baby ‘moonie’, Percy and Clarisse chaos, your 20teen Uber saga… you write your life like you need it to survive — mind if I be the annoying side character who keeps giving you more scenes to work with?
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20-something RP writer + Marvel Rivals grinder. Once got an Uber driver to card me on my birthday—still living off that compliment.– @flarkyeah
Your signature cocktail
Legítima Defesa & Drag Path Fizz
This cocktail hits like a tiny act of legítima defesa in a glass, a nod to their readiness to fight back when pushed: “se alguém vem pra cima de mim assim eu já tô aplicando a legítima defesa sem pensar duas vezes”. The silver cachaça shot stands in for their unapologetically Brazilian, slightly chaotic core, showing up everywhere from Marvel Rivals grinding to birthday Uber lore: “#20teen”. Passion fruit juice brings the loud, juicy thirst for characters and crushes, like wanting a Moon Knight “moreno” and calling a series “q tesão de série ainda n vi”: “queria o moonknight moreno 🙄”, “q tesão de série ainda n vi”. Dark berry liqueur is the drag-path angst and heavy lore — the grandma with Alzheimer’s, the doomed RPG characters, and the eternal sinners: “definitivamente o meu drag path é encontrar mensagens da minha vó que me fazem lembrar de como ela era antes de ter alzheimer”, “se eu fosse um personagem de rpg eu teria morrido para insanidade essa noite pqp que noite fodida”, “pensando muito na torpe de duas pessoas que vem se encontrando desde adão e eva”. The sparkling water represents the hyper, memey, online energy that keeps them bouncing between edits, fandoms, and Marvel Rivals ranks: “foram 296 horas e 1570 partidas eu estou há 2 partidas de chegar lá”, “sou viciada em fazer montagens…”. Finally, the chili-salt rim is their sharp tongue and zero-patience side — from hating tanks and evangélicos to wishing turbulence on a bestie’s annoying relationship: “vocês vão me ver numa passeata a favor da morte de gatinhos filhotes antes de me verem jogando de tanque”, “não tem nada que eu odeie mais do que evangélicos e pastores”, “desejando que o avião do meu bestie caia pra esse relacionamento dele com a namorada chata acabar logo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They repeatedly show a sharp, sometimes ruthless self‑preservation instinct and willingness to escalate when attacked, e.g. saying that if someone came at them aggressively they’d immediately resort to self-defense in “ah vai se foder…… se alguém vem pra cima de mim assim eu já tô aplicando a legítima defesa sem pensar duas vezes”. Their humor tends toward dark, even casually wishing harm for convenience or advantage, like “desejando que o avião do meu bestie caia pra esse relacionamento dele com a namorada chata acabar logo” and “tomara que o bts não venha pro brasil”, which fits Slytherin’s unapologetic edge more than any other house. They also show ambition and grind mindset in games, obsessing over ranks and hours invested in Marvel Rivals—“foram 296 horas e 1570 partidas eu estou há 2 partidas de chegar lá tenho 6 dias” and “se eu conseguir pegar grandmaster nessa season vai ter edit ao som de nonstop porque há SETE MESES eu tô tentando pegar essa porra”—which is classic Slytherin drive. Even their creative side leans into intense, morally gray narratives, like talking about a character who spread vampirism to make his girlfriend immortal in “essa é a cara de um homem que está lidando com a consequência de suas ações (ele espalhou vampirismo numa ilha...)” and the cursed dynamic of sinner vs. repressed believer in “pensando muito na torpe de duas pessoas que vem se encontrando desde adão e eva...”. Taken together—ambition, dark humor, self‑preservation, and attraction to morally complex stories—these traits align most strongly with Slytherin.
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Nonstop - Lin-Manuel Miranda (from *Hamilton*)
The song Nonstop fits them because they literally quote it in their bio — “how do you write like you need it to survive? how do you write every second you’re alive?” — which is a direct reference to Hamilton’s obsessive drive to create. Their timeline shows the same relentless, hyper-creative energy, from roleplay writing and character angst in tweets like “mind you estão cortando um alfabeto na pele do meu personagem por ele ser meio doentinho” to intense gaming grinds such as “foram 296 horas e 1570 partidas eu estou há 2 partidas de chegar lá tenho 6 dias”. The song’s theme of being unable to stop pushing, writing, and striving mirrors their own “I’ll die on this hill” passion, whether it’s about Marvel Rivals ranks in “se eu conseguir pegar grandmaster nessa season vai ter edit ao som de nonstop porque há SETE MESES eu tô tentando pegar essa porra” or fixating on fictional dynamics like “pensando muito na torpe de duas pessoas que vem se encontrando desde adão e eva…”. Even their self-deprecating humor about overcommitting, like “meu sonho é responder meus turnos”, lines up with the song’s portrait of someone who keeps taking on more and more. Overall, Nonstop captures their obsessive creativity, emotional intensity, and the way they seem to be permanently in motion online and in their stories.
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