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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: intensely passionate, nerdy, and emotionally invested in their interests and friendships. Like Lisa hyper-fixating on jazz or causes, this user lives in cycles of obsession with Minecraft creators and SMP lore, e.g. “4 am and im tweaking out over parrots post and banners IM GOING TO DIE IM GOING TO DIE IM SO EXCITED” and “IM SO EXCITED FOR HAKON TOMORROW IM GONNA FREAK OUT”. They’re also introspective and a bit melodramatic about feelings and storylines, similar to Lisa’s emotional depth, as seen in “but i want to feel like i need you, yknow? thats stupid. and irrational 😭😭😭😭😭😭💧💧💧💧💧😭💧💧💧😭😭💧💧” and “its like being without my other half' can we please kill devotion duo they make me so sad”. Their love for learning and fandom details over studying, like “watching derapchu instead of studying for my math test am i failing? lmk”, fits Lisa’s gifted-but-distracted student energy. Finally, the way they dote on and constantly mention their twin/friends, such as “i feel really bad for people rhat dont have a twin that must really suck i would die if i didnt have a built in bff I really loke yapping to gallon about everything”, mirrors Lisa’s deep attachment to the people she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an extrovert (E): they constantly talk about hanging out and playing with friends, like being at a sleepover with their “Best buddies” and teasing @gallifie for playing Roblox on a friend’s computer (“im at a sleepover with my Best buddies… and this @gallifie guy is playing lifesteal cartrides on roblox”), and they say they love yapping to their twin about everything (“i feel really bad for people rhat dont have a twin… I really loke yapping to gallon about everything”). Their interests and language suggest intuition (N): they fixate on story arcs, symbolism, and character dynamics rather than practical details, like obsessing over Unstable Universe banners and theory-crafting (“4 am and im tweaking out over parrots post and banners IM GOING TO DIE IM GOING TO DIE IM SO EXCITED”) and latching onto emotionally loaded duos and ships (“its like being without my other half' can we please kill devotion duo they make me so sad”). They’re clearly feeling (F)-oriented: their reactions are emotional and relationship-focused, whether it’s defending a character (“i am seeing so much uu!leo hate and its gonna kill me im the biggest uu!leowook defender”) or gushing about their friends and favorite creators (“I LOVE MY BFF”, “i love you crashout smp i love you lucky trio”). Their behavior points to perceiving (P): they’re impulsive and go-with-the-flow, like staying up all night for a stream even though they know they’ll be exhausted (“im staying up all night… but best believe i WILL be there for the moretingz hakon drop stream”) and constantly reacting in the moment to uploads, events, and games without much mention of structure or long-term planning (“watching derapchu instead of studying for my math test am i failing? lmk”). Altogether, their hyper-social fandom enthusiasm, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous lifestyle are most consistent with ENFP.

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15 • Minecraft & Lifesteal enjoyer with chronic event queue trauma • once got my mom to read pangkey yaoi DMs by accident, still recovering– @FlashyCord_

Your signature cocktail
A bright, fizzy base of sparkling lemonade captures their high-energy excitement and constant screaming about uploads and events, like “PLANETLORD UPLOAD OH MY GOD” and “IM SO EXCITED FOR HAKON TOMORROW IM GONNA FREAK OUT”. Matcha syrup nods to their real-life taste and slightly cozy, grounded side, referencing “i cant stop drinking matcha lemonades”. A splash of blue raspberry soda represents their chaotic Minecraft and SMP adventures, from “so ass at minecraft that i died while strip mining💔💔” to “this truly is the crashout smp..”. The pop rocks rim mirrors how their life is full of jump-scare moments and sudden drama, like “my mom just read me and @gallifie's dms talking about pangkey yaoi” and getting kicked from events in “I JUST CANT ATTEND A SPOKE EVENT EVER CAN I”. Finally, edible glitter stands for how deeply they love their friends and fandoms—sparkly devotion seen in “i love you crashout smp i love you lucky trio” and “i feel really bad for people rhat dont have a twin... I really loke yapping to gallon about everything”. This drink is sweet, hyper, and a little overwhelming in the best way—just like queuing for the Minecraft movie with a TNT popcorn tin in “Hi i am at the movies i got a tnt popcorn tin”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with affection and loyalty to friends and creators, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly center their friend group and especially @gallifie, calling him their twin and built‑in best friend and talking about how much they love yapping to him, as in “i feel really bad for people rhat dont have a twin that must really suck i would die if i didnt have a built in bff I really loke yapping to gallon about everything” and “I LOVE MY BFF”. They show persistent, almost stubborn devotion to their fandoms and servers, grinding through lag and bad experiences because they care about being there with others, like “you have to be joking i went to the spoke event again. sat in queue for over 2 hours waiting and was 8th in queue when it started. AND THEN WHEN WE GOT TELEPORTED IT KICKED ME BECAUSE THE SERVER WAS FULL???? I JUST CANT ATTEND A SPOKE EVENT EVER CAN I” and “im staying up all night and im probably gonna be half asleep all day but best believe i WILL be there for the moretingz hakon drop stream”. They clearly delight in supporting and promoting others, proudly ‘spreading propaganda’ so their friends will watch their favorite creators and celebrating when it works, as in “ive been spreading the wato and subz propaganda to @meraczi and im reallt glad its working hes actually watching them im winning”. The way they talk about their ‘lucky trio’ and shared Minecraft worlds—“i love you crashout smp i love you lucky trio” and “Hello i miss my wonderful lucky trio”—shows that community and companionship matter more to them than winning or clout. Taken together, this strong focus on loyalty, friendship, and being there for others even when it’s inconvenient fits Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.

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A fitting song for them is internet crush by Jeremy Zucker because it captures being extremely online, emotionally intense, and deeply attached to people and creators. Their timeline is full of excitable parasocial joy, like when they wrote “PLANETLORD UPLOAD OH MY GOD” and “WIFIES UPLOAD YESS YESSS”, mirroring the song’s theme of living through screens. They center their friendships and twin a lot, saying “i feel really bad for people rhat dont have a twin… I really loke yapping to gallon about everything”, which aligns with the song’s mix of affection and dependence. Their bio and self-promo post show they live on fandom Twitter, calling themselves “multifandom” and tagging “#lifestealtwt #minecrafttwt #anitwt #uutwt #sk8twt”, similar to the song’s vibe of online identity as core personality. On top of that, their dramatic emotional swings—like “but i want to feel like i need you, yknow? thats stupid. and irrational 😭😭😭😭😭😭💧💧💧💧💧😭💧💧💧😭😭💧💧”—match the song’s anxious, yearning energy about connection in a very digital world.

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