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Your Simpsons character
They come across as a sensitive, introspective, and creative person, very reminiscent of Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa obsessing over her sax and books, they’re deeply into music and instruments, talking about learning by ear and wanting drums and bass, as in “minha vida mudou depois que eu descobri que nao precisa pegar tab pra pegar alguma musica” and “meu pai veio me perguntar dps e falou que vai comprar a bateria acústica e eu teimando q quero uma eletrônica”. They’re also a film nerd with strong feelings about sapphic stories and art, like in “existem poucas cosias no mundo wue eu gosto tanto quanto eu smo retrato de uma jovem em chamas affff é o melhor filme do mundo sim” and “meu filme preferido de cada ano viva”, which parallels Lisa’s intense attachment to niche cultural things. Their complicated, often painful relationship with their father echoes Lisa’s recurring tension with Homer, especially in tweets like “sim pai eu nao sei fazer nada e nao tem motivo pra eu estar viva até hoje” and “pov quando meu pai me chama pra ir em uma lanchonete mas chegando lá ele arruma um motivo pra brigar cmg”. Finally, beneath the sarcasm and chaos, they show a lot of emotional depth and vulnerability, such as in “e se eu me mwyat tipo.ahroa” and “senti na solidão a liberdade da qual vc falou também senti sua ausência”, which fits Lisa’s mix of melancholy, overthinking, and big feelings.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they frequently talk about going to shows, hanging out and drinking with friends, playing with Luiz and others, calling people into group chats, and generally seeking social stimulation, e.g. the drunk tweet spiral around friends and regret like “FIZ MWIOAT METDA” and the playful social posts like “povv ja desistimos de ver 2 shows pq ta todo mundo com preguiça de sair de casa”. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing: even when they mention concrete things, they quickly connect them to meanings, stories, or symbolism (e.g. relating Retrato de uma Jovem em Chamas and Normal People to feelings about love and memory in tweets like “no fim a marianne nao se arrepende, ela se lembra” and “acha que todos os amantes sentem alguma coisa?...”). Their posts show strong Feeling orientation: they talk intensely about emotions, family conflict, self‑worth, and attachment, such as “sim pai eu nao sei fazer nada e nao tem motivo pra eu estar viva até hoje” and their deep emotional connection to queer media and idols like Paula Toller and Hailee Steinfeld, rather than making detached logical analyses. Finally, they read as Perceiving: life comes across as spontaneous, messy, and unplanned—forgetting what day it is, accidentally making duplicate playlists like “criei uma playlist ai tava ouvindo e peecebi que ja tinha uma playlist com as mesmas musicas e a mesma descrição”, impulsive drinking tweets (“cachaca horrivel vsf”), and last‑minute show decisions—rather than structured, scheduled behavior. The combination of high emotional intensity, love of stories and symbolism, social energy, and spontaneous lifestyle best fits ENFP.

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Music student in Alexandria | Plays by ear, dreams in sapphic cinema | Once bought a vinyl before knowing there was a record player at home– @flavisn_

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built on a sharp cachaça shot, for the chaotic drunk-tweet energy of “cachaca horrivel vsf” and the whole "FIZ MWIOAT METDA" spiral of self‑blame and drama. The blue curaçao nods to their obsession with blue aesthetics and sapphic cinema, like “todos os álbuns do mundo tinham q ter algo azul na capa” and their love for Retrato de uma jovem em chamas in “existem poucas cosias no mundo wue eu gosto tanto quanto eu smo retrato de uma jovem em chamas affff é o melhor filme do mundo sim”. Cold brew coffee ice cubes are for the late‑night music/series marathons and insomnia vibes, from playing guitar on the floor at 3 a.m. in “era tipo 3 da manha e eu ainda tava sentada no chao tocando violao” to binge‑watching shows and films. A fizzy sparkling citrus soda captures their hyper, meme-y chaos and friend‑group energy in tweets like “eu me acabo de rir quando luiz tava temando cmg que o baco tem mais ouvintes mensais que a renee rapp KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and the excitement of seeing Paula Toller in “ai ainda nao acredito que eu vou ver a minha diva paula toller”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt represents the bitterness and heaviness of their relationship with their father, like “pov quando meu pai me chama pra ir em uma lanchonete mas chegando lá ele arruma um motivo pra brigar cmg” and “sim pai eu nao sei fazer nada e nao tem motivo pra eu estar viva até hoje”, giving the drink emotional depth beneath the bright, chaotic top notes.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and running straight at chaos. When they drink and spiral, they tweet things like “e se eu me mwyat tipo.ahroa” and “FIZ MWIOAT METDA”, clearly acting first and thinking later, which is classic reckless Gryffindor energy rather than calculated self‑preservation. Their willingness to openly call out their father’s behavior, as in “pov quando meu pai me chama pra ir em uma lanchonete mas chegando lá ele arruma um motivo pra brigar cmg então começa a gritar e brigar muito então só levantamos e viemos embora pra casa” and the bitter honesty of “sim pai eu nao sei fazer nada e nao tem motivo pra eu estar viva até hoje”, shows someone who doesn’t hide conflict and confronts pain head‑on. They also throw themselves passionately into the things and people they love — obsessing over Retrato de uma Jovem em Chamas in tweets like “existem poucas cosias no mundo wue eu gosto tanto quanto eu smo retrato de uma jovem em chamas affff é o melhor filme do mundo sim” and dramatizing football and shows with over‑the‑top reactions such as “segue o (quase) líder 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”. The combination of dramatic self‑expression, jumping into intense feelings, and not shying away from confrontation points much more toward a messy, bold Gryffindor than to the more measured styles of Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin.

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A chaotic, dramatic pop song about irresistible messiness fits them perfectly. They swing between affection and frustration with family and life, like when they tweeted “sim pai eu nao sei fazer nada e nao tem motivo pra eu estar viva até hoje” and later joked about drinking and doing “merda” in a flurry of half-drunken posts like “FIZ MWIOAT METDA”. Their timeline is full of intense obsessions with queer media and divas — Retrato de uma Jovem em Chamas, Emily & Sue, Hailee Steinfeld, Renée Rapp, Paula Toller — showing a flair for drama and emotional extremes, as in “existem poucas cosias no mundo wue eu gosto tanto quanto eu smo retrato de uma jovem em chamas affff é o melhor filme do mundo sim”. The mix of self-destructive humor, romantic intensity, and a bit of "I know this is bad for me but I love it anyway" energy feels very Toxic. Even their bio, “🖕🏻 jss tatu bota aí turma A até morrer”, and posts about alcohol like “cachaca horrivel vsf” echo the song’s reckless, addictive vibe.

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