Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Philosophical depth: References Deleuze, Guattari, and process ontology in tweets like "My philosophy in a tweet..." and "understanding of Deleuze's ontology".
- Creative writing: Posts sneak peeks of zine projects and myth adaptations, e.g., "Sneak peak of something I'm writing for a zine project, ontology of Lenin".
- Political engagement: Critiques capitalism and discusses Lenin, socialism, etc., as seen in "Its called capitalism" and "JSTOR MURDERED AARON SWARTZ".
- Candid self-disclosure: Open about mental health, ward experiences, and medication, such as "I am out of the ward" and "I want to shoot myself".
- Satirical humor: Uses absurd jokes and meme‑like statements, like "Evil tboy evil tboy" and "Me when a customer asks me where something is".
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm ideation: Posts suicidal thoughts, e.g., "I want to shoot myself" and "The problem with suicide is you always do it too late".
- Substance dependence: Frequent mentions of heavy drinking, benzos, LSD, weed, e.g., "tequila and white monster", "I'm quitting Olanzapine to continue drinking".
- Incoherent messaging: Many tweets are fragmented and random, lacking clear context, such as "me and friend were trying to randomize conversation topics".
- Provocative rhetoric: Uses extremist references, e.g., "im adolf hitler", "Actually thats the goyim", and charged political language.
- Emotional instability: Shows rapid mood swings from depressive to manic, alternating suicidal statements with celebrations of drinking and drug use.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Based on the user's frequent references to heavy drinking, self‑destructive behavior, and occasional suicidal thoughts, the Simpsons character that most closely fits is Homer Simpson. Homer's iconic love of beer and impulsive drinking is reflected in tweets like 'tequila and white monster is my new favorite drink' and 'When I'm having a bad day you can find me drinking a 1.29 dollar pint of beer'. The user's admission of quitting medication to keep drinking ('I’m Quitting Olanzapine to Continue Drinking') mirrors Homer's frequent neglect of health. The occasional self‑harm statements such as 'I want to shoot myself' echo Homer's occasional despair and slapstick attempts at suicide seen in episodes. Finally, the chaotic, meme‑filled style of the timeline ('Everyone needs to get more schizophrenic, NOW' and 'I am out of the ward, hello twitter friends') matches Homer's unpredictable and often absurd antics.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, focusing on inner thoughts and mental states rather than external social engagement (e.g., 'I am out of the ward, hello twitter friends. My problem is that I shift out of producing production and antiproduction way too fast.'). Their communication heavily relies on abstract, theoretical, and speculative concepts, indicating a preference for intuition over concrete sensing (e.g., 'Sneak peak of something I'm writing for a zine project, ontology of Lenin.' and 'My philosophy in a tweet ... Ontology: Process ontology Epistemology: Transcendental Empiricism'). Decision-making appears driven by logical analysis and systematic categorization rather than personal values, as seen in the structured philosophical self‑description (e.g., 'All philosophers were semi gnostics before Marx invented the real world unfortunately.'). Their lifestyle is spontaneous, disorganized, and adaptable, with frequent references to randomizing topics and impulsive behavior (e.g., 'me and friend were trying to randomize conversation topics' and 'I will now watch ghost in the shell on my ps2 while downing beers and smoking weed'). These traits align best with the INTP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your DJ set must be a Deleuzian assemblage—every beat a rhizome that makes my heart syncopate. Care to drop a track for two post‑human souls?
- If we were a cybernetic system, you'd be the feedback loop that turns my static into a high‑frequency love signal. Want to run a closed‑loop experiment together?
- Your love of Lenin’s ontology is legendary—how about we co‑author a zine called From Bolshevik Beats to Tequila Thrills and make history together?
- I saw you mixing tequila with white monster; I'm convinced that's the perfect fuel for a night of ghost‑in‑the‑shell marathons. Want to code our own love algorithm?
- Your vibe is a mash‑up of Nick Land’s acceleration and a Masovian communard flag—fast, radical, and totally unique. Want to accelerate into a date that defies the singularity?
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Philosophy buff, part‑time DJ, cyber‑systems tinkerer. Once turned a lecture into a rave—students kept dancing. Coffee‑fuelled, meme‑loving, always curious.– @flektarndoghair
Your signature cocktail
Schizophrenic Synthwave Elixir
The drink mirrors the chaotic, high‑energy vibe of @flektarndoghair, mixing the raw punch of tequila with the electric buzz of White Monster, just like their tweet "tequila and white monster is my new favorite drink". A splash of absinthe adds the psychedelic, occult edge that echoes their fascination with “occult systems” and the quote "Everyone needs to get more schizophrenic, NOW". The bitter Campari represents their relentless critique of capitalism, as seen in "Its called capitalism". A dash of black coffee grounds the cocktail in sleepless, late‑night cybernetic rumination, reminiscent of their tweet about "I am out of the ward, hello twitter friends". The result is a dark, neon‑lit elixir that feels like a DJ‑driven, posthuman rave in a virtual Lenin‑mushroom dream.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user’s timeline is dominated by intellectual curiosity and a drive to dissect complex philosophical ideas, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s love of learning. They write, "Ok the bout of depression is subsiding, the waves are calming, going to start my reread of Guattari because I fully have an understanding of how Deleuze's ontology works with systems theory but not Guattari's work yet," showing a deep engagement with theory. Their bio also lists "cybernetics theory" and "occult systems" as interests, and they summarize their worldview in a tweet: "My philosophy in a tweet… Ontology: Process ontology Epistemology: Transcendental Empiricism…". These repeated references to scholarly pursuit and analytical thinking demonstrate the hallmark Ravenclaw traits more than the bravery of Gryffindor, loyalty of Hufflepuff, or ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (cover by Johnny Cash)
He says "I want to shoot myself" and "I'm Quitting Olanzapine to Continue Drinking", showing a self‑destructive mindset. The lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" mirrors these statements. The line "The needle tears a hole" reflects their frequent references to benzos, LSD, and other drugs. Their philosophical rants about capitalism, Lenin, and nihilism echo the song's bleak reflection on emptiness. Overall, the song captures the user's chaotic, nihilistic, and self‑harmful themes.
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