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The user’s constant obsession with weight, extreme dieting, binge‑eating, and self‑destructive thoughts mirrors Homer Simpson’s well‑known relationship with food and his occasional depressive episodes. Tweets like 'I’m still Fat btw anyways I’m gonna binge Tomorrow idc anymore' and 'If I don’t reach 45Kg before New Year’s I’m changing My Layout anyway' echo Homer’s frantic attempts to lose weight and his reliance on food for comfort. The user also expresses suicidal ideation and self‑harm ('I’m gonna fucking kill myself', 'Taking Laxatives Today … If I don’t wake up in the 46kgs I’m SHOOTING MYSELF'), similar to the dark moments Homer experiences when he feels hopeless about his life. Their self‑critical tone ('I hate myself') and tendency to blame themselves for everything also align with Homer’s frequent self‑deprecation ('D’oh!' and 'I’m a failure'). Overall, the combination of an unhealthy fixation on eating, weight, and occasional despair fits best with Homer Simpson’s personality among the main cast.

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The user’s communication is heavily introverted, focusing on inner turmoil and personal statements like "I hate myself 🥰" and "I'm gonna fucking kill myself" rather than engaging with others. Their posts emphasize concrete sensory details—weight numbers, calorie counts, and physical sensations—as seen in "If the Scale don't move Tmrw I'm binging" and "My Maintenance Calories for UGW is 1400 Cals Idk if to Laugh or Cry". Decision‑making appears driven by feelings and personal values, evident in emotional cries such as "I'm scared to weigh myself" and "I hate My ED Shit got Me freaking out". The lifestyle is spontaneous and unstructured, reflected in impulsive statements like "I think I'm gonna do Metab Days Every Sunday" and "Last Day of eating normally Tomorrow I'm going back to starving".

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Anime & visual novel fan, Minecraft builder who once tried to craft a calorie-free cake. Sharing my body positivity & mental health journey. #Edtwt– @fleshbonesblood

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The cocktail is a low‑cal, bitter‑sour mix that mirrors the user’s obsession with dropping to 45 kg ('If I don’t reach 45Kg before New Year’s I’m changing My Layout anyway'). The cucumber‑vodka gives a “skinny” base, while the sharp lime reflects the self‑critical tone ('I hate myself 🥰'). The deep blue curaçao creates a slime‑like hue, nodding to their frequent “slime” references ('The Scale Number hasn't moved … I'm gonna Slime Everyone'). A splash of bone‑broth reduction honors the username and the recurring “bones” motif ('I like bones'). The dark undertone echoes the darker thoughts in tweets such as ('I’m gonna fucking kill myself'), capturing the bitter‑sweet, desperate, yet oddly whimsical vibe of the timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Many of their tweets reveal a relentless drive to achieve a specific weight goal, even at the cost of self‑harm, which reflects Slytherin's ambition and willingness to use any means to reach a goal. For example, they say "If I don't reach 45Kg before New Year's idc I'm changing My Layout anyway" and "If the Scale don't move Tmrw I'm binging if it does I guess I'll limit it to the Minimum." Their manipulative and self‑preserving behavior like "When I get unfollowed I rip off an Angel's Wings" and "I might not reach Gw before Christmas because of My Body tweaking killing Myself" underscores Slytherin's resourcefulness and self‑interest. The user also displays a desire for status, asking "Should I become Angel of Edtwt since I'm so great and pretty and smart and all😊💓?" which aligns with Slytherin's craving for recognition. While there are moments of vulnerability, the overarching pattern is one of ruthless ambition and cunning, fitting Slytherin best.

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The user’s constant expressions of self‑harm and suicidal thoughts mirror the raw confession in Nine Inch Nails’ "Hurt", especially lines like “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” They tweet repeatedly about wanting to die, e.g., "I'm gonna kill myself" and "I’m serious… I am going to slit my fucking throat," which aligns with the song’s bleak introspection. Their obsession with weight and self‑destruction—"I’m still Fat btw anyways I’m gonna binge tomorrow idc" and "I ripped off my Bandaids full Force"—echo the lyric “The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting.” The recurring self‑hatred in posts such as "I hate myself 🥰" and "I feel so disgusting" reinforces the song’s theme of feeling worthless. Overall, "Hurt" captures the user’s cycle of self‑inflicted pain, yearning for control, and profound despair.

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