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The user’s constant expressions of hopelessness and suicidal thoughts, such as "I just need to die" and "Somebody just kill me already I've had enough," mirror Moe’s frequent depressive monologues in the show. Their angry outbursts and profanity ("WHAT THE HELL WHATEVER I GUESS😭😭😭", "LETS FUCKING GOOOO") echo Moe’s gruff, cursing demeanor when dealing with patrons. The user also talks about feeling abandoned or used by family ("I’m convinced my dad only started acting nice towards me … to ask me for cigarettes"), a theme that recurs in Moe’s strained relationships with his father and customers. Like Moe, they find brief solace in escapist activities, obsessively playing Dead by Daylight ("I love dbd more than anything") as a way to drown out their misery. Overall, the blend of chronic depression, volatile anger, and dark humor aligns best with the character Moe Szyslak.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often posting internal monologues like 'I just need to die I just need to die' and 'I'm sad cus I wanted to play today too', indicating a focus on inner feelings rather than external social interaction. Their language is grounded in concrete, sensory details—talking about food ('I wanna have seaweed and sweet potato fries'), hair color ('I'm either gonna bleach my hair like twice') and immediate gaming experiences—suggesting a Sensing preference. Emotional expression dominates their decision‑making, as seen in statements such as 'I love playing dbd more than anything' and 'I keep having horrible days I'm losing my mind', reflecting a Feeling orientation. They also display a spontaneous, flexible lifestyle, with indecisive posts like 'I wanna go out tomorrow but I also don't wanna go out tomorrow' and 'I have set my mind I'm either gonna bleach my hair... or go to the queer hair salon', which aligns with Perceiving. Together these traits point to an ISFP personality type.

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20‑yr gamer & dev 🎮 | DB‑D spirit main, Outlast fan, anime lover | Piercing & neon‑hair enthusiast | Survived a 12‑hr DBD marathon (still alive).– @fleshdive

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The dark black vodka mirrors the repeated 'I just need to die' and 'I just gotta die' tweets, capturing the user’s morbid humor. Blood orange juice adds a splash of ‘blood’ that references their obsession with Dead by Daylight and the line 'I love playing dbd more than anything'. Blue curaçao evokes the backrooms‑obsessed dreams they chase, as in 'Tonight I wanna have a dream about the backrooms again so I'm gonna watch videos about dreams and backrooms'. A shot of espresso reflects their insomnia and the 'I'm about to crash out' moments. Finally, a dash of hot sauce gives the fiery frustration they vent when saying 'I genuinely cant stand playing against the trapper' and 'I hate mfs who say eepy'.

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The user repeatedly shows deep loyalty and dedication to people and the game they love, which aligns with Hufflepuff values. For example, they write "I LOVE MY WIFE OF 7 YEARS" and "I miss my wife #lavacomeback", indicating strong commitment to personal relationships. They also express devotion to the Dead by Daylight community, saying "I LOVE DEAD BY DAYLIGHT SO MUCH I WANNA PLAY ANOTHER GAME BUT I CAN'T" and "Officially 1 month of me playing spirit on dbd ... I will p100 u spirit one day" which shows perseverance and hard‑working dedication. Their sentiment "Met online bestfriend for the last time today... I have never left the house ... and it was great" further highlights their loyalty to friends. These patterns of steadfast affection, patience, and a willingness to keep trying despite frustration are classic Hufflepuff traits.

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Many of fleshdive's tweets reveal a persistent feeling of hopelessness and suicidal ideation, such as “I just need to die” and “I just gotta die”. The raw, self‑destructive tone mirrors the opening line of “Hurt” – “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.” Their constant struggle with anxiety, medication, and overwhelming emotions (“I keep having horrible days I’m losing my mind”) aligns with the song’s themes of pain and emptiness. At the same time, the intense attachment to Dead by Daylight and other horror games (“I love this stupid fucking game so much I love dbd more than anything”, “Played DBD for 12 hours straight”) reflects the song’s bleak, almost nihilistic mood. Overall, “Hurt” captures both the depressive mindset and the cathartic release they seek through intense gaming.

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