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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best: she’s smart, opinionated, and has strong niche interests, much like this user who mixes sharp cultural takes with cinephile energy and just got into veterinary school (“PASSEI EM MED VET NA UNESP BOTUCATU 😭”). Lisa often calls out nonsense around her; similarly, this user casually drags things they find bad or shallow, like pop performances (“sendo q a performance da sabrina foi uma bosta kkkkk a bixa praticamente parada e fazendo playback”) or bad industry work (“dubladores brasileiros são patéticos kkkkk jesus”). Their film reviews and strong opinions about media and culture echo Lisa’s artsy, critical side (“My ★★★★★ review of ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ (1974) on @letterboxd”, “My ★★★★ review of ‘28 Days Later’ (2002) on @letterboxd”). At the same time, there’s an emotional, loyal streak—defending a favorite figure from hate (“doente com o hate q meu príncipe tá levando por causa dessa fake news”) and making wry, socially aware comments about politics and the West (“ah sim pq os estadunidenses e os europeus são conhecidos por votarem em estrangeiros”). The combination of intellectual interests, moral judgments, and sardonic humor is very Lisa: principled, brainy, and a bit cutting when something (or someone) deserves it.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their online presence centers on solitary media consumption and personal reactions (e.g., Letterboxd reviews like “My ★★★★ review of ‘Misery’ (1990) on @letterboxd”), rather than describing parties or big social gatherings. Their interests and tone point to intuition (N): they gravitate toward horror classics and culturally loaded topics like divorce and generational discourse, e.g. “o divórcio realmente salva vidas” and “gen z is trying to cancel sid vicious”, which both imply a focus on underlying social dynamics rather than concrete step‑by‑step detail. They lean strongly feeling (F): their reactions are emotional and value‑laden, such as “doente com o hate q meu príncipe tá levando por causa dessa fake news” and the crying emoji in “PASSEI EM MED VET NA UNESP BOTUCATU 😭”, showing personal attachment, empathy, and expressive sentiment. Their judgments are often blunt, funny, and reactive rather than structured, which suggests perceiving (P): comments like “dubladores brasileiros são patéticos kkkkk jesus” and “sendo q a performance da sabrina foi uma bosta kkkkk a bixa praticamente parada e fazendo playback” feel spontaneous and off‑the‑cuff, with no hint of careful planning or desire for order. Overall, their emotional expressiveness, concern with values and social narratives, introspective media focus, and spontaneous commentary are most consistent with INFP.

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julia, 21 • future vet at UNESP Botucatu • horror classics over everything • once defended a maligned pop prince on here like it was my thesis– @fleurdesolaris

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans, a nod to her Brazilian roots and sharp, slightly chaotic humor when she roasts celebrities and dubs, like in “dubladores brasileiros são patéticos kkkkk jesus”. Blood orange juice brings a horror-movie vibrancy for the film buff who gives ★★★★ and ★★★★★ to classics like “My ★★★★ review of ‘Misery’ (1990)” and “My ★★★★★ review of ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ (1974)”. A smoky mezcal rinse reflects the darker mood and drama in tweets defending her fave from lies, like “doente com o hate q meu príncipe tá levando por causa dessa fake news”. Black cherry syrup adds a gothic sweetness for the girl who shares sardonic takes such as “gen z is trying to cancel sid vicious”. Finally, a squeeze of lime juice cuts through everything with a bright, sharp twist, just like her blunt reactions in “sendo q a performance da sabrina foi uma bosta kkkkk a bixa praticamente parada e fazendo playback” and the excitement of celebrating, “PASSEI EM MED VET NA UNESP BOTUCATU 😭”.

Your Hogwarts House
Julia reads very much like a Ravenclaw: sharp, opinionated, and quick-witted. Her timeline is full of media analysis and film critique, such as her multiple Letterboxd posts like “My ★★★★★ review of ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ (1974) on @letterboxd” and “My ★★★★ review of ‘28 Days Later’ (2002) on @letterboxd”, which suggests a reflective, analytical engagement with what she watches rather than just casual viewing. She also shows an ironic, critical sense of humor and social commentary in tweets like “ah sim pq os estadunidenses e os europeus são conhecidos por votarem em estrangeiros” and “gen z is trying to cancel sid vicious”, indicating intellectual snark and cultural awareness typical of Ravenclaw wit. While there is some ambition in “PASSEI EM MED VET NA UNESP BOTUCATU 😭”, it reads more as pride in academic achievement than Slytherin-style careerism. The overall pattern—love of movies, active reviewing, and sarcastic, thoughtful commentary—points most strongly to Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for Julia is “bad idea right?” by Olivia Rodrigo because it captures a chaotic, sarcastic, and emotionally intense Gen Z vibe that matches her tweets. She’s blunt and unfiltered, calling out pop culture with lines like “sendo q a performance da sabrina foi uma bosta kkkkk a bixa praticamente parada e fazendo playback”, which aligns with the song’s messy, unapologetic energy. Her mix of dark humor and drama, seen in posts like “o divórcio realmente salva vidas” and “doente com o hate q meu príncipe tá levando por causa dessa fake news”, fits the track’s theme of leaning into bad decisions and strong feelings. At the same time, she’s starting a big new chapter in life, celebrating with “PASSEI EM MED VET NA UNESP BOTUCATU 😭”, which matches the impulsive, transitional energy of the song. Her love of horror films like The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and 28 Days Later also suggests a taste for intensity and chaos, which “bad idea right?” channels perfectly in a pop-rock way.

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