Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-open: Regularly shares intense feelings and fears, like “I don't know what I do wrong I want normalcy but I'll never get it I'm sorry for venting”, showing willingness to be vulnerable.
- Empathetic: Shows deep care for others’ suffering, e.g. defending a woman shot by ICE in “Where's the same outrage #Minneapolis #ICE” and praising a supportive brother in “Those 2 deserve the world! 💜”.
- Resilient: Despite chronic illness and trauma, they work and travel, as in “Just did a 12 day vacation with my fiancé… I had the best time of my entire life” and “Okay guys maybe I'm bit too much of a negative Nelly I like my job despite how late it goes”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes long-term impacts of ED and trauma, like “Having a ed since childhood is really weird because what do you mean I've been bmi 11.8 and bmi 30 in life time??” and “I really forget how fucked up my body is from my ed”.
- Darkly-humorous: Uses humor to cope with distress, such as “Talking to myself again like a schizo we're so back” and “You're only supposed to take the cat hostage??? Shit...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly endorses harmful behaviors, e.g. “ima start cutting every time a celebrity breathes #cut4bieber type shit” and “I purposely hit veins”.
- Body-obsessed: Focuses heavily on weight and BMI, such as “I want to be skinny for my wedding day” and “BMI 22 jail let me free im at 22.7”.
- Harsh-self-judging: Uses very negative language about themselves, like “it's fucking pathetic im 22 venting to kids” and describing their legs as “genuinely distressing and disgusting”.
- Health-neglecting: Minimizes serious symptoms or frames illness as convenient, e.g. “Im so fucking ill rn I kinda love it despite how scary it is.. I have an excuse to not do or eat anything lol” and “throwing up 4x a day Dr's don't care”.
- Socially-insecure: Expresses strong fear of rejection and invisibility, like “I feel like making a new account and a new identity nobody here cares about what I post and its eating me alive” and anxiety about “a wedding photographer”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she is hyper-introspective, sensitive, and often burdened with more emotional and intellectual weight than people around her, which mirrors Ren’s intense self-awareness and trauma processing, like when they say they’re "talking to myself again like a schizo we're so back." Like Lisa, Ren is politically aware and outspoken about injustice, shown in their anger at police violence and immigration enforcement: "why the FUCK did he shoot THREE TIMES... Where's the same outrage #Minneapolis #ICE." Both have complicated relationships with their bodies and identity; Lisa struggles with appearance and perfectionism, while Ren writes about eating disorders and body image, e.g. "Having a ed since childhood is really weird because what do you mean I've been bmi 11.8 and bmi 30 in life time??." Lisa’s deep love for family, especially her brother Bart, echoes Ren’s affection and grief when they say "I miss my brother so much." Even in pain, both retain a dark, wry humor and idealism about the future—Ren dreaming about their wedding and art ("I wanna do a huge sesh on my chest and shoulders when I feel better.. imagine how pretty it would be on my wedding") is very much in line with Lisa’s mix of melancholy and hope.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): many tweets describe feeling disconnected or unseen, e.g. feeling ignored online and wanting a “new identity” in “I feel like making a new account and a new identity nobody here cares about what I post and its eating me alive”, and they process experiences through introspective venting rather than social buzz. Their style is strongly iNtuitive (N), often linking present struggles to broader meanings and past trauma rather than just surface facts, such as in “thinking about how I would be now if that evil bastard didn't tell me 'they don't like when girls eat' before I could count to 100..” and the long-term impact of childhood ED in “Having a ed since childhood is really weird because what do you mean I've been bmi 11.8 and bmi 30 in life time??”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking: their reactions are value- and emotion-centered, like empathizing deeply with others in “Her brother reminds me of my older brother… Just amazing! Those 2 deserve the world! 💜” and expressing hurt and need for reassurance in “tell me why I went to the doctors yesterday and was told to lose weight… I'm genuinely so upset I need a hug or reassurance”. Their lifestyle and tone read as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they talk about illness flares, chaotic sleep, and impulsive/self-destructive plans (e.g. “ima start cutting every time a celebrity breathes #cut4bieber type shit” and “I might fuck up my calves bad tonight I want to have as many deep beans as how many times I went to a hospital”), and their approach to goals like their wedding body is anxious and fluctuating rather than structured, as in “I want to be skinny for my wedding day but if I can't already stay awake how bad will it he be then?”. Overall, the introspective, trauma-aware, emotionally raw, and somewhat unstructured way they narrate their life aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive court on the anniversary of your trauma, 12‑day wheelchair vacations across three countries, and BMI 22 jail… I feel like surviving a first date with me in Prague would be light work. Coffee and apple sauce taste test?
- You said you ‘purposely hit veins’ and wanna do a huge chest and shoulder sesh for your wedding—how about we compromise and I just ink myself into your schedule first?
- You can’t look in mirrors or at your phone without flashbacks, but for what it’s worth: from that 11 vs 19 pic and your travel photos, future‑wedding‑Ren looks like someone who deserves a photographer, a calm nervous system, and a partner who reminds you you’re more than a BMI number. I’d audition for that role.
- Motion sickness on buses, constant flare‑ups, and doctors still telling you to lose weight after a lifetime of ED hospitalizations… I promise if we went out, the only thing I’d ask you to lose is some anxiety, and maybe gain a little bit of joy (and oatmeal).
- You’re engaged, terrified of wedding photos, wearing adult diapers at 22, and still tweeting about Zheani at 4am—statistically speaking, anyone with that combo of chaos and resilience is exactly my type. Can I apply to be your honorary emotional support goblin until the wedding?
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Ren | 22 | Prague. Disabled, autistic, ED survivor-in-progress. Once did 3 countries in 12 days in a wheelchair. Trying to heal & hype others up.– @flo_w0rm
Your signature cocktail
The BMI 22 Jailbreak
A base of blackcurrant liqueur poured over crushed ice mirrors their dark, intense humor and self-deprecation, like “Talking to myself again like a schizo we're so back” and “ima start cutting every time a celebrity breathes #cut4bieber type shit”. Dry Czech herbal bitters nod to Prague life and the political rage of “Even if she did 'try to hit him' which she DIDN'T why the FUCK did he shoot THREE TIMES…” and “the majority of LSU funds are from African American atheists but lets put up a statue saying fuck you to them!”. Cloudy apple juice stands in for the only-safe food days of “I can literally only handle apple sauce and plain noodles” and the chronic illness flares of “I can feel one of my worst flares of all time I can't stay awake over 20 minutes at a time”. A splash of sparkling water with lemon lightens everything, representing the hopeful, romantic thread of “GUESS WHO'S A FIANCÉE no ring yet but this shit feels UNREAL” and the dreaminess of “I wanna do a huge sesh on my chest and shoulders when I feel better.. imagine how pretty it would be on my wedding”. Strong but not overwhelming, bittersweet yet fizzy, it’s an experimental recovery-era drink for someone who feels trapped in “BMI 22 jail let me free im at 22.7” and is still trying to jailbreak their own body and brain.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show intense loyalty and attachment to the people they love, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They speak with deep affection about their brother and fiancé, for example in “I miss my brother so much” and “Just did a 12 day vacation with my fiancé... I had the best time of my entire life 💙 A!!!”, and they defend others passionately as in “Even if she did 'try to hit him'... Where's the same outrage #Minneapolis #ICE”. Despite severe chronic illness and long-term trauma, they keep trying to work and build a life, as seen in “Okay guys maybe I'm bit too much of a negative Nelly I like my job despite how late it goes” and the perseverance implied in “Doing this till my wedding idc if it takes years”. They often express a desire for normalcy, stability, and feeling "safe" rather than power or glory, such as in “I don't know what I do wrong I want normalcy but I'll never get it”. While there are flashes of anger and dark humor, their core through-line is caring deeply about loved ones, enduring hardship with stubborn persistence, and wanting fairness and comfort for themselves and others—hallmark Hufflepuff traits.
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Your song
Runaway - Kanye West
A fitting song for them is Runaway by Kanye West because it captures intense self-criticism, vulnerability, and a sense of being hard to love while still wanting connection, which echoes throughout their tweets. Their bio, “. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁... Run around just so I don't have to think about thinking,” mirrors the song’s theme of using motion and distraction to avoid facing inner pain. The way they talk about their body and eating disorder, like in “I really forget how fucked up my body is from my ed until I physically can't eat or drink anything without severe pain and consequences” and “tell me why I went to the doctors yesterday and was told to lose weight despite the CLEAR FACT I've spent over half my life in hospitals due to my ed”, reflects the song’s self-destructive honesty. Their self-blame and hopelessness in tweets such as “I don't know what I do wrong I want normalcy but I'll never get it” and “its so stupid that I can't look at myself in a phone.. or even a fucking mirror without severe flashbacks” fit the chorus’s plea to be seen as flawed before they hurt others or themselves further. At the same time, their love for their fiancé and brother, shown in “Just did a 12 day vacation with my fiancé... I had the best time of my entire life” and “Her brother reminds me of my older brother... my brother helped me out of that hole. Just amazing!”, adds the same bittersweet tenderness that runs under all the harshness in Runaway.
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