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Your Simpsons character
The user’s anti‑conformist mantra—"Y'all can call me an man whore, cringe, eboy, poser or somrshit, like whatever yall. Whether or not I 'fit' those stereotypes i rlly dont care im just living how I want to"—mirrors Bart’s classic 'I’m Bart Simpson, I do what I want' attitude. Their obsession with late‑night gaming and being chronically online, as shown by "I do not recall playing this much rivals," reflects Bart’s love for mischief and video games. The emotional volatility, from gas‑lighting ("Its crazy to think she gas lit me in to thinking yelling at ur so is normal and it 'just how I was brought up' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh") to crying in the car ("Felt slightly sober at work today.... thoughts started racing. Went in my car to cry for an hour all g tho"), parallels Bart’s occasional bouts of sadness when family drama hits. Their intense focus on physical transformation—"Got a cold but hit a 225 bench press at 3am tho" and "My ex left me now I'm on that depressed eboy gym arc"—is a modern spin on Bart’s occasional attempts to be the toughest kid on the block. Combining rebellious self‑expression, high‑energy gaming, emotional swings, and a gym‑centric coping strategy, Bart Simpson emerges as the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
Zee’s tweets are outward‑focused and socially driven, regularly posting about outings, friends, and interactions like "Went out today was actually such a good wholesome time wtf" and "Just met the director of finance … Treated him like a lil bro," which aligns with Extraversion. Their content centers on vivid personal experiences and sensory details—"Got a cold but hit a 225 bench press at 3am tho" and "My mix of fibers, creatine, protein tastes like raw beef"—showing a preference for concrete Sensing, yet the frequent speculation about emotions, future goals, and abstract ideas such as "I learned something I should have but also scary in my hands especially with BPD…" points toward Intuition, the hallmark of ENFPs. The emotional tone of their posts, from "My ex left me now I’m on that depressed eboy gym arc" to "I love so much about her," demonstrates a Feeling decision‑making style. Finally, their spontaneous, flexible approach to life—evident in statements like "Cut update~ going okaiiiii but am so lazy to make food" and "Guys who workout is this healthy or even useful?"—reflects Perceiving. Taken together, these traits best match the ENFP personality type.

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Gym rat who bench‑pressed at 3 am with a cold. 🎮 Night‑owl, coffee‑fuelled dev, ENFP. Sharing lifts, laughs & occasional existential rants.– @floatingasleep

Your signature cocktail
The 3 AM Bench Press cocktail captures Zee’s relentless grind and late‑night vibe. A smoky mezcal base nods to the "Cigar and Henny with bbq type night" tweet, while coffee liqueur fuels the "Got a cold but hit a 225 bench press at 3am tho" energy. A splash of vanilla whey protein syrup represents the constant "gym everyday" mindset and the cutting phase they’re on, echoing the "My ex left me now I'm on that depressed eboy gym arc" feeling. Bright orange bitters bring the ENFP spark, echoing the "I love so much about her" moments of affection. Finally, a fizz of club soda hints at the "Ai getting too good nowadays" futuristic feel, making the drink as layered as their tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
The user often shows boldness, like posting 'Got a cold but hit a 225 bench press at 3am tho' which reflects Gryffindor courage. They confront personal struggles head‑on, e.g., 'I learned something I should have but also scary in my hands especially with bpd… imma go to gym fuck all that shit' showing daring resilience. Their frequent emphasis on taking action, such as 'Being employed is nobueno' and 'I really wanna be posting a workout update but the cut isn’t over…' demonstrates the Gryffindor trait of daring perseverance. While they care about friends, the dominant theme is bravery and a willingness to face pain, aligning best with Gryffindor.

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Zee’s tweets constantly talk about pushing through pain and turning it into power, like when they wrote 'Ahhhhh pain' and bragged about bench‑pressing 225 lbs at 3 am despite having a cold. Their confession of using the gym to cope after a breakup—'My ex left me now I’m on that depressed eboy gym arc'—mirrors the song’s theme of converting hardship into strength. The lyric 'Pain! You made me a believer' fits their self‑affirmations such as 'I fw this energy' and the drive to keep grinding despite mental health struggles ('Winter depression is hitting people…'). Overall, the track’s message of 'What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger' resonates with Zee’s mix of emotional turbulence and relentless workout hustle.

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