Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for Blur, Damon Albarn, girl groups and other artists, e.g. “blur is my band though” and multiple Damon-centric tweets.
- Defends others: Stands up for friends and marginalized groups, calling out transphobia and slurs, e.g. “i won’t accept people being transphobic and mocking my friend for the pronouns he uses ???” and defending queer media in “this was beautiful”.
- Self-aware growth: Reflects on personal progress and effort, like improving music knowledge and listening habits in “i always get like 🥺☺️😢 when someone compliments my music taste… i put a lot of effort into this and also it is really fun”.
- Community-oriented: Values and appreciates online communities and mutuals, e.g. “i love this community ❤️ @liamgallagher you have some lovely fans” and “thank you to anyone who was defending me… i love my blurtwt oomfs very much”.
- Ethical mindset: Thinks critically about class, fair pay, and charity, arguing artists and designers should be compensated even for charity work in “artists and designers deserve to be paid, especially given all that ai is doing” and clarifying views in “since people can’t understand what i was saying…”.
Weaknesses:
- Argument-prone: Openly describes being very argumentative and willing to keep conflicts going, e.g. “im like the most argumentative person ever i will keep going as long as one person wants to argue with me” and needing a ‘press release’ style to stop misunderstandings in “im tweeting like a press release statement from now on”.
- Conflict exposure: Engages heavily with hostile fandom discourse, drawing large amounts of hate replies, as seen in “1 million weirdos calling me names in my replies couldn’t shut me up” and fearing waking up to hate in “i now have a fear of liam replying to me while im sleeping and waking up to 250 hate comments again”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing that can escalate tension, e.g. calling critics “army of dickheads” in “they all need to grow up” and telling anons to “FUCK OFF” in “i EXPLAINED it in a TWEET already…”.
- Emotional tweeting: Tweets in the heat of irritation or annoyance, later needing to clarify or restate points, e.g. “got to the point where i’m so annoyed i’m using correct grammar” and multiple follow-up explanation threads about the Oasis t‑shirt issue like “have a read of the tweet again, because you have completely misunderstood”.
- Public overexposure: Shares detailed drama and stressors on main instead of limiting visibility, leading to sustained shade and misunderstanding, as seen in the long thread about Liam Gallagher blocking them starting with “its really nice that they’re doing it for charity but i know they have enough money…” and later noting ongoing shade in “never thought i’d say this but i want the heated rivalry discourse back… bc why is everyone shading me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: smart, principled, and extremely opinionated while still being earnest and dorky about their interests. Like Lisa going on moral tangents, they launch into detailed class and ethics discourse, e.g. defending paying artists properly and clarifying UK class structure in threads like “if you research what upper class means, at least in the uk…” and “since people can’t understand what i was saying, i’ll say it again. it is great that they are donating the royalties to charity…”. They’re openly argumentative but values-driven, saying “i will always say what i think and i’ll always argue back even if people think i’m wrong” and refusing to let transphobia or misogyny slide, as in “i won’t accept people being transphobic and mocking my friend for the pronouns he uses ???”. The obsessive, almost nerdy passion for music and girl groups – decorating a CD player, doing monthly topsters, listening to ~15 new albums a week, and proudly declaring “blur is my band though” – fits Lisa’s intense fandom for her own interests (jazz, books, causes). Even when overwhelmed by older Oasis fans, they stay defiant and slightly melodramatic in a very Lisa way, as in “1 million weirdos calling me names in my replies couldn’t shut me up i’m just here to talk shit at the end of the day” and “in all seriousness this stuff isn’t upsetting me… i won’t let Any middle aged man ruin it for me”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly seek interaction, invite discussion (e.g. “who wants to talk about damon? i rlly love this pic”), openly process drama with followers (e.g. “thank you to anyone who was defending me from said shady tweets i love my blurtwt oomfs very much ❤️❤️❤️❤️”), and say they love arguing and engaging (“i’m like the most argumentative person ever i will keep going as long as one person wants to argue with me”). Their focus on meanings, patterns, and discourse over raw facts fits Intuition: they get into class theory and definitions (“if you research what upper class means, at least in the uk, its usually reserved for people who have been wealthy for GENERATIONS. class is about more than just money.”) and talk about the impact of queer media rather than just plot details (“how do you not find the impact this show has had even a bit moving? this was beautiful”). They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they center fairness and respect for people (“artists and designers deserve to be paid, especially given all that ai is doing”) and react strongly to transphobia and misogyny (“i won’t accept people being transphobic and mocking my friend for the pronouns he uses ??? you guys are out of your MINDS”). Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than rigidly structured: they portray themselves as spontaneous and in-the-moment (“argued with too many people now im on RATE LIMIT i can’t see shit”), discover tools like reply restrictions mid-chaos (“just remembered you can restrict who replies to your tweets.. all this suffering for NOTHING”), and approach hobbies in an open, exploratory way (“i try to listen to a lot of new stuff (around 15 new albums a week) i put a lot of effort into this and also it is really fun”). Putting these together, they most closely match ENFP: outgoing, values-driven, argumentative in defense of people, and highly exploratory in interests and interactions.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘blur is my band’ but I feel like Blue Jeans is my heart now, because every time you tweet about Damon it gets a little more worn in and comfortable—mind letting me be your favourite B-side?
- You decorated your CD player ‘crazy but it’s okay’ and listen to 15 new albums a week; statistically speaking, there’s room in that rotation for at least one date with someone who’ll happily talk about Madonna AND Suede drama with you.
- As the self‑proclaimed ‘#1 leisure defender,’ can I apply to be your latest leisure activity? Benefits include arguing with Oasis men on your behalf and telling you your music taste is elite every time you get 🥺 about it.
- You said lesbianism was invented 27 years ago today—wild, because I’m pretty sure a new branch of it got founded the moment you tweeted ‘wearing a blur shirt like someone pls talk to me about damon albarn.’ I’m just here doing my academic duty and… answering the call.
- Liam might have blocked you, but I’d happily get rate-limited defending your honour in the replies; we can move on 💖💖💖 together—stream Borderline, talk girl groups, and let blurtwt be jealous of our little heated rivalry slowburn.
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22 | she/her | Blur stan, girl-group archivist & CD hoarder. Once got blocked by Liam Gallagher and was back to defending leisure by morning.– @flopblur
Your signature cocktail
The Heated Rivalry Highball
A gin base with Earl Grey nods to Britpop brainrot and Blur fixation, because “blur is my band though” and the constant Damon Albarn discourse runs like caffeine through their veins. Blood orange liqueur brings a sharp, dramatic edge for someone who will happily fight a whole fandom, as seen in “1 million weirdos calling me names in my replies couldn’t shut me up i’m just here to talk shit”. Rose syrup adds a soft, queer, romantic sweetness in honour of the girl group stan who jokes that “lesbianism was invented 27 years ago today”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright, fizzy and fun, like the person who goes from Oasis discourse to “who wants to talk about damon? i rlly love this pic” in one breath. A dash of bitters represents the principled sting behind the sweetness, from defending designers’ labour in “artists and designers deserve to be paid, especially given all that ai is doing” to calling out misogyny and transphobia in “i won’t accept people being transphobic and mocking my friend for the pronouns he uses ???”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Bee reads as a clear Gryffindor because she is very willing to publicly challenge people with large platforms and then stand her ground through the backlash. She directly calls out Liam Gallagher and his fandom, e.g. criticizing his charity shirt contest and fan behaviour in tweets like “since people can’t understand what i was saying, i’ll say it again. it is great that they are donating the royalties to charity. instead of using royalties to pay designers, for this reason, i believe oasis should pay out of their own pockets, as they made a lot of money lastyear” and “people still arguing with me on whether someone with millions of followers should at least try to stop their misogynistic army of creepy men replying to young women online 😭”. Even when this leads to a wave of harassment and a block from Liam, she remains defiant and un-intimidated, saying “1 million weirdos calling me names in my replies couldn’t shut me up i’m just here to talk shit at the end of the day im not scared to say my opinion” and joking about the situation in “literally 😭 he can deal with my 2 tweets criticising him in his massive fucking house IDGAF”. That combination of moral stance and willingness to take heat for it shows classic Gryffindor courage. She also shows a bold, impulsive streak—getting into long arguments, hitting rate limit (“argued with too many people now im on RATE LIMIT i can’t see shit”) and then cheerfully returning to the fray—which fits more with Gryffindor’s fiery temperament than with the more restrained styles of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Blue Jeans - Blur
The best-fitting song for bee is “Blue Jeans” by Blur, which they themselves call the peak of their fandom, saying “blue jeans is the best blur song ever ever ever”. The song’s hazy, nostalgic mood fits their mix of strong opinions and soft sentimentality, like when they admit “i always get like 🥺☺️😢 when someone compliments my music taste”. Its reflective, slightly world-weary tone mirrors the way they process online drama while still insisting “in all seriousness this stuff isn’t upsetting me im still really grateful that i made this account last summer”. And the low-key romanticism and attachment in Blue Jeans suit someone whose entire account is anchored in Britpop fixation, proudly declaring “blur is my band though” and constantly wanting to talk about Damon Albarn, as in “who wants to talk about damon? i rlly love this pic”.
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