
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: smart, principled, and extremely opinionated while still being earnest and dorky about their interests. Like Lisa going on moral tangents, they launch into detailed class and ethics discourse, e.g. defending paying artists properly and clarifying UK class structure in threads like “if you research what upper class means, at least in the uk…” and “since people can’t understand what i was saying, i’ll say it again. it is great that they are donating the royalties to charity…”. They’re openly argumentative but values-driven, saying “i will always say what i think and i’ll always argue back even if people think i’m wrong” and refusing to let transphobia or misogyny slide, as in “i won’t accept people being transphobic and mocking my friend for the pronouns he uses ???”. The obsessive, almost nerdy passion for music and girl groups – decorating a CD player, doing monthly topsters, listening to ~15 new albums a week, and proudly declaring “blur is my band though” – fits Lisa’s intense fandom for her own interests (jazz, books, causes). Even when overwhelmed by older Oasis fans, they stay defiant and slightly melodramatic in a very Lisa way, as in “1 million weirdos calling me names in my replies couldn’t shut me up i’m just here to talk shit at the end of the day” and “in all seriousness this stuff isn’t upsetting me… i won’t let Any middle aged man ruin it for me”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly seek interaction, invite discussion (e.g. “who wants to talk about damon? i rlly love this pic”), openly process drama with followers (e.g. “thank you to anyone who was defending me from said shady tweets i love my blurtwt oomfs very much ❤️❤️❤️❤️”), and say they love arguing and engaging (“i’m like the most argumentative person ever i will keep going as long as one person wants to argue with me”). Their focus on meanings, patterns, and discourse over raw facts fits Intuition: they get into class theory and definitions (“if you research what upper class means, at least in the uk, its usually reserved for people who have been wealthy for GENERATIONS. class is about more than just money.”) and talk about the impact of queer media rather than just plot details (“how do you not find the impact this show has had even a bit moving? this was beautiful”). They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they center fairness and respect for people (“artists and designers deserve to be paid, especially given all that ai is doing”) and react strongly to transphobia and misogyny (“i won’t accept people being transphobic and mocking my friend for the pronouns he uses ??? you guys are out of your MINDS”). Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than rigidly structured: they portray themselves as spontaneous and in-the-moment (“argued with too many people now im on RATE LIMIT i can’t see shit”), discover tools like reply restrictions mid-chaos (“just remembered you can restrict who replies to your tweets.. all this suffering for NOTHING”), and approach hobbies in an open, exploratory way (“i try to listen to a lot of new stuff (around 15 new albums a week) i put a lot of effort into this and also it is really fun”). Putting these together, they most closely match ENFP: outgoing, values-driven, argumentative in defense of people, and highly exploratory in interests and interactions.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
22 | she/her | Blur stan, girl-group archivist & CD hoarder. Once got blocked by Liam Gallagher and was back to defending leisure by morning.– @flopblur

Your signature cocktail
A gin base with Earl Grey nods to Britpop brainrot and Blur fixation, because “blur is my band though” and the constant Damon Albarn discourse runs like caffeine through their veins. Blood orange liqueur brings a sharp, dramatic edge for someone who will happily fight a whole fandom, as seen in “1 million weirdos calling me names in my replies couldn’t shut me up i’m just here to talk shit”. Rose syrup adds a soft, queer, romantic sweetness in honour of the girl group stan who jokes that “lesbianism was invented 27 years ago today”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright, fizzy and fun, like the person who goes from Oasis discourse to “who wants to talk about damon? i rlly love this pic” in one breath. A dash of bitters represents the principled sting behind the sweetness, from defending designers’ labour in “artists and designers deserve to be paid, especially given all that ai is doing” to calling out misogyny and transphobia in “i won’t accept people being transphobic and mocking my friend for the pronouns he uses ???”.

Your Hogwarts House
Bee reads as a clear Gryffindor because she is very willing to publicly challenge people with large platforms and then stand her ground through the backlash. She directly calls out Liam Gallagher and his fandom, e.g. criticizing his charity shirt contest and fan behaviour in tweets like “since people can’t understand what i was saying, i’ll say it again. it is great that they are donating the royalties to charity. instead of using royalties to pay designers, for this reason, i believe oasis should pay out of their own pockets, as they made a lot of money lastyear” and “people still arguing with me on whether someone with millions of followers should at least try to stop their misogynistic army of creepy men replying to young women online 😭”. Even when this leads to a wave of harassment and a block from Liam, she remains defiant and un-intimidated, saying “1 million weirdos calling me names in my replies couldn’t shut me up i’m just here to talk shit at the end of the day im not scared to say my opinion” and joking about the situation in “literally 😭 he can deal with my 2 tweets criticising him in his massive fucking house IDGAF”. That combination of moral stance and willingness to take heat for it shows classic Gryffindor courage. She also shows a bold, impulsive streak—getting into long arguments, hitting rate limit (“argued with too many people now im on RATE LIMIT i can’t see shit”) and then cheerfully returning to the fray—which fits more with Gryffindor’s fiery temperament than with the more restrained styles of the other houses.

Your movie

Your song
The best-fitting song for bee is “Blue Jeans” by Blur, which they themselves call the peak of their fandom, saying “blue jeans is the best blur song ever ever ever”. The song’s hazy, nostalgic mood fits their mix of strong opinions and soft sentimentality, like when they admit “i always get like 🥺☺️😢 when someone compliments my music taste”. Its reflective, slightly world-weary tone mirrors the way they process online drama while still insisting “in all seriousness this stuff isn’t upsetting me im still really grateful that i made this account last summer”. And the low-key romanticism and attachment in Blue Jeans suit someone whose entire account is anchored in Britpop fixation, proudly declaring “blur is my band though” and constantly wanting to talk about Damon Albarn, as in “who wants to talk about damon? i rlly love this pic”.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 8 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
flopblur
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom