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The user's self‑deprecating tone and constant references to being a "beta loser", "chronically poor", and needing money for booze mirrors Homer's perpetual financial mishaps and love of beer. Tweets like 'aaaaaa I miss having alcohol I wish someone would buy me someeeee so I can get wasted' and 'thank you sooo much to the adorable precious little thing that sent me money for booze' echo Homer's iconic cravings for alcohol. The user's openness about their flaws and frequent "I'm a pathetic…sub" attitude is similar to Homer's frequent "D'oh!" moments and acceptance of his own incompetence. Their chaotic timeline and location "mommy's shoe closet" reflect the chaotic home life in the Simpson household. Overall, the blend of financial desperation, love of alcohol, and self‑deprecating humor makes Homer Simpson the best match.

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The user constantly seeks external interaction, posting frequently and inviting DMs ("DMs always open to goonettes who want to talk about pumping") which shows extraverted energy. Their focus on vivid physical sensations—e.g., "I can smell my pits without even lifting my arms" and "I miss having disposable income to spend on sweaty worn clothes"—highlights a sensing preference. The language is driven by personal emotions and self‑deprecation, such as "beta loser" and "love you abby mi princesita," reflecting a feeling orientation. The content is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive urges like "I miss having alcohol I wish someone would buy me" and repetitive #nsfwtwt intros, indicating a perceiving lifestyle.

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Trans woman, 29. Shoe aficionado, occasional car spotter (once chased a green VW beetle). Findom fan. Open to collabs. 🌈👠🚗– @flowersinmyway

Your signature cocktail
The Leaky Pink Pump mixes vodka for the plain, chronically‑poor findom vibe ("love findom but chronically poor" 🩵), pink raspberry liqueur to celebrate their trans pride ("#nsfwtwt intro 🩵 29 y/o mtf (9 years hrt) 🩵"), blue curaçao to echo the fluidity of gender, lavender simple syrup for the “girlstink” and “sweaty worn clothes” fetish ("god I miss having disposable income to spend on sweaty worn clothes and shoes"), and sparkling water to mimic the constant “pumping” they talk about ("DMs always open to goonettes who want to talk about pumping"). The drink’s fizz and a dash of edible glitter represent the “leaking” they promise in their intro ("if you like a post of mine I will start leaking" 🩵) and their “censor/shoesexual” sparkle. The cocktail’s sweet‑sour balance mirrors their love‑hate relationship with alcohol ("I miss having alcohol I wish someone would buy me someeeee so I can get wasted"), making it a perfect liquid avatar of @flowersinmyway.

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The account repeatedly shows a drive for personal gain and manipulation, such as promising to 'leak' content if someone likes a post and demanding that 'if you cum to one of my posts/RTs you're obligated to tell me in the replies or a DM' (multiple #nsfwtwt intro tweets). They also actively solicit money and support for their lifestyle, offering a 'throne' and thanking donors for booze ('thank you soooo much to the adorable precious little thing that sent me money for booze' and 'btw I have a throne if you'd like to be an extra special sweetheart and support my neet loser faggy lifestyle'). Their use of findom tactics, self‑promotion, and strategic networking with 'goonettes' displays the cunning and ambition characteristic of Slytherin. While they label themselves a 'beta loser', their behavior reflects a calculated effort to secure resources and influence, aligning with Slytherin values of resourcefulness and self‑preservation.

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The user repeatedly labels themselves as '90% sub' in the #nsfwtwt intro tweet ('#nsfwtwt intro 🩵 29 y/o mtf (9 years hrt) 🩵 90% sub 🩵 addicted to handsex and all girlstink 🩵 love findom but chronically poor 🩵'), which mirrors the dominant‑submissive dynamic celebrated in Rihanna’s “S&M”. Their fetish for 'handsex', 'pumping', 'leaking', and 'shoesexual' aligns with the song’s explicit focus on kink and sexual surrender. They also emphasize being 'chronically poor' and needing money to fund their 'pump sessions', echoing the song’s provocative, indulgent tone of seeking intense, risky pleasure. Overall, the blend of submissive identity, fetish focus, and financial desperation makes “S&M” by Rihanna a fitting anthem for their persona.

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