FLOWxHUNTER
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyalty: He repeatedly foregrounds duty to family and country, quoting St. Thomas: 'Man is a debtor chiefly to his parents and his country...' and celebrating his ancestor who 'brought back sovereignty,' which shows deep loyalty.
- Courageous: He voices controversial, risky opinions openly—e.g. advocating militias and saying 'we should have a 2nd amendment of sorts'—which takes social boldness uncommon on mainstream feeds.
- Practical: He prefers hands-on activities like hunting and skeet shooting and notices real-world friction (parking on beaches, medical exam race options), demonstrating a down-to-earth focus: 'Was thinking of joining this hunting and skeet shooting club... I was the youngest around.'
- Historically minded: He collects dated dictionaries and references older orthography and past regimes: 'One of my most prized books is a dictionary from the 1920s,' showing a real attachment to history and continuity.
- Witty: His timeline is full of sharp, meme-ready lines—'I'd let you have Lisbon for the fair price of one calzone'—which reveal a knack for punchy, shareable humor.
Weaknesses:
- Dogmatic: He expresses rigid ideological positions (e.g. 'And local militias' and restricting right groups to men), which makes nuanced debate difficult and is evident in tweets like 'devia restringir a entrada por inteiro a mulheres'.
- Provocative cruelty: He frequently uses harsh or dehumanizing language — for example endorsing execution for violent foreigners: 'any violent ones should actually just be executed here' — which alienates many readers.
- Tribalism: He measures people by phenotype, region and group loyalties ('this is Europe... Georgia, Armenia, Cyprus and Malta isn't europe') which narrows empathy and conversation.
- Short temper: Many tweets are snarky and impatient (e.g. 'If you're seeing this, dont seethe too much plz' and frequent ridicule of others), suggesting low tolerance for dissent or slowness.
- Selective evidence: He generalizes from anecdotes (barber, parking, kibbutz-style examples) into broad claims about groups, for instance 'The same guys who buy long ass cars...' which weakens argument credibility.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the Simpsons character who best matches Trojan's elitist, curmudgeonly, and authoritarian streak: Burns hoards power, mocks modern norms and sees the world as a place to control, similar to tweets longing for stronger national borders, militias, and old hierarchies. Trojan's relish for harsh remedies and disdain for modern professional classes (‘its insane that people actually value bullshit degrees and jobs like 'nutritionists'') echoes Burns' contempt for perceived incompetence and decay. Both use acerbic one-liners and enjoy being provocative.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
ESTJ fits Trojan's style: extraverted in confrontation and community-building (he plans groups and comments on local clubs: 'Was thinking of joining this hunting and skeet shooting club... I was the youngest around'), sensing and concrete in his attention to everyday detail (barber anecdotes, parking lots, district bureaucracy: 'need to go to neighbouring districts'), thinking and judgmental in his moral-legal prescriptions ('any violent ones should actually just be executed here' and calls for legislation to police 'verborreia feminina'), and a preference for order, hierarchy and tradition (quotes of Scripture, Aquinas and praise for old orthography). His tweets show an organizer who likes rules, structure and clear lines of authority.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Lisbon costs one calzone, I’ll bankrupt myself just to take you for a walk in Alfama — you provide the empire, I’ll provide the dough.
- Are you a skeet range? Because I’d travel districts just to practice my aim with you.
- I’ll start that substack if you promise to be my editor — I’ll write the manifestos, you bring the calzones.
- Forget Tinder — swipe right on a hunting lodge membership and we’ll debate Sun Tzu over a bonfire.
- You called for Männerbunds, but I’m starting a two-person chapter: you, me, and a Portuguese dictionary for moral guidance.
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Trojan ⬡ Portuguese traditionalist • Christian moralist • Gamer & hunter • Collector of old dictionaries and bad takes • Building a substack & a Männerbund of ideas • Don’t seethe too much, plz– @FLOWxHUNTER
Your signature cocktail
Trojan Calzone
The 'Trojan Calzone' is smoky, old-fashioned and unapologetically Portuguese — aguardente for regional pride (he jokes about 'Lisbon for one calzone'), Campari and lemon for a bitter-sour kick matching his snark, honey for the nostalgic sweetness of vintage dictionaries ('One of my most prized books is a dictionary from the 1920s'), and smoked salt to evoke coastal parking lots and beachside rants. It's a drink for someone who likes tradition, edge and a memory of the old country.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because he prizes national ambition, hierarchy and a readiness to use coercion for political ends. He openly admires decisive, often ruthless solutions ('any violent ones should actually just be executed here' and 'we should have a 2nd amendment of sorts and local militias'), which echoes Slytherin pragmatism and pursuit of power. His emphasis on lineage and legacy — celebrating ancestors who 'brought back sovereignty' — also matches Slytherin's value of bloodlines and ambition. He prizes cunning social strategies (restricting who enters movements, preferring Männerbunds) rather than sentimental idealism.
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Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
This song deals with invasion, resistance and the clash between peoples — themes Trojan often returns to: 'we are reliving the 1600s', 'Diagolon would make a pretty kickass country' and frequent map/border tweets. The fierce, galloping energy of 'Run to the Hills' matches his urgent, often alarmist tone about population, borders and cultural survival.
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