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The user's profile shows a cynical, sarcastic voice that constantly critiques media, politics, and technology, which mirrors Comic Book Guy’s well‑known disdain for mainstream culture, as seen in tweets like 'the goal of the conservative movement is to make it illegal to give a conservative bad grades' and 'I actually am taking the radical stance that we shouldn't be bombarded with ads anywhere'. Their frequent references to obscure music and concerts—such as 'Béla Fleck & The Flecktones (with Jeff Coffin back for the first time in 15 years)' and 'David Byrne made a phenomenal 2 hour 15 minute mix of Sahel music'—are exactly the kind of pop‑culture minutiae Comic Book Guy obsesses over. The bio 'hideous skulking and powerful' captures Comic Book Guy’s stereotypical appearance and the small but notable power he wields as the owner of a comic shop. Their self‑aware trolling and hyperbolic language, like 'raw bum energy ? widest smirk of all time … we call those 'farts' where I'm from' and 'I think I'm about to die', echo Comic Book Guy’s sarcastic, over‑the‑top reactions. Finally, the constant quoting of other tweets and picture‑heavy, meme‑style updates, illustrated by 'fun new quirk of this site: on top of not being able to send or see pics, gifs, videos in gcs, it also takes 12 hours to fail to send them to the tl', parallel Comic Book Guy’s habit of constantly referencing other media and posting commentary online.

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Based on the user's extraverted engagement with others, such as addressing the audience directly ("are you enjoying your encrypted X Chat on X, The Everything App, Blaze Your Glory?"), their preference for abstract ideas and future‑oriented speculation ("the crises are too myriad, the causes too diffuse, the system too broad to grasp"), their logical, debate‑style commentary ("taking the stance that nvidia… is comparable to cisco… what are we doing here"), and their spontaneous, flexible posting style that mixes memes, random observations and lack of strict schedules ("fun new quirk of this site… it also takes 12 hours to fail to send them to the tl"), the ENTP type fits best.

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Music, film & tech enthusiast, occasional Powerball daydreamer, reverse‑sear steak experimenter, and relentless sharer of random facts & bad puns.– @flugenhof

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The Hideous Skulker Smash mixes a bold bourbon, echoing the tweet "I don't even know why I played the powerball, I have no idea how I'm gonna spend this many dollars" and the user's love of high‑stakes drama. Absinthe adds a wild, almost anarchic edge that mirrors their rant about "conflating marxism with morality" and the chaotic political commentary they often make. Mezcal’s smoky depth reflects the "hideous skulking and powerful" bio, while ginger beer brings the fizzy, irreverent "raw bum energy" they joke about, "we call those 'farts' where I'm from." A dash of activated charcoal darkens the drink, symbolizing the shadowy, conspiratorial tone of tweets like "the goal of the conservative movement is to make it illegal to give a conservative bad grades." Together the ingredients capture the user’s blend of power, absurdity, and a touch of nihilistic humor.

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The user’s bio emphasizes being 'hideous skulking and powerful', indicating a secretive, power‑driven personality typical of Slytherin. Their tweets repeatedly express ambition to control or undermine institutions, such as 'I actually am taking the radical stance that we shouldn't be bombarded with ads ... forging a blood vendetta against your company until the end of my days' and 'the goal of the conservative movement is to make it illegal to give a conservative bad grades, and there isn't a single university administrator in this country with a spine.' They also show a willingness to manipulate and plan, e.g., 'I don't make the rules' and 'hubristic city that will literally be swallowed by the sea... Miami is a MAJOR world player now.' These traits align most closely with Slytherin’s values of ambition, cunning, and desire for power.

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The track 'Uprising' by Muse captures @flugenhof's fierce anti‑establishment and conspiratorial vibe, echoing the song’s call to rise against oppressive powers. Their tweet "I don't even know why I played the powerball, I have no idea how I'm gonna spend this many dollars. and now I have to go hire someone to manage it all, great." shows a distrust of sudden wealth and the systems that control it, a theme mirrored in the lyric "They will not keep us down." Frequent rants like "conflating marxism with morality, immediate disregard of all opinions and lifetime branding as a pseud. I don't make the rules." and "the goal of the conservative movement is to make it illegal to give a conservative bad grades, and there isn't a single university administrator in this country with a spine." illustrate the same rebellious defiance present in the chorus "Rise up, rise up, we will be the ones that rise." Their chaotic humor and existential dread, seen in posts such as "I think I'm about to die" and the raw, meme‑filled energy of "raw bum energy ? widest smirk of all time…" match the urgent, frantic drive of the song’s pounding rhythm. All these elements—anti‑elite sentiment, paranoia about AI and data‑center control, and a volatile mix of humor and anxiety—make Muse’s 'Uprising' the perfect soundtrack for their online persona.

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